Price Hill Girls

[Smoker29]

I'm not even from Price Hill and this cracked me up. Bunch of goof balls....

http://youtube.com/watch?v=iKvKHaJ3Li8

[frizgolf]

Quite the well-tailored parody of the genre, no?

Yep. I was once a Price Hillbilly. It used to be a suburb.

[euro60]

This is hilarious! But no shots of Elder and Seton?

[ThomasC]

I could kill the guy with the shrill voice saying, "I like dem Price Hill girlz!"

But the rest of the video was decent.

[ajax]

I was looking for a more accurate description of "dem Price Hill Girlz" Like failure to ever use a sidewalk, Baby stroller, pack of Newports, getting into a fist fight at the bus stop

[frizgolf]

Originally Posted by euro60

This is hilarious! But no shots of Elder and Seton?

Originally Posted by ajax

I was looking for a more accurate description of "dem Price Hill Girlz" Like failure to ever use a sidewalk, Baby stroller, pack of Newports, getting into a fist fight at the bus stop

My uncle stayed in the house I grew up in 'til he died in '95 (sameday Frank Zappa died- I always wondered whether an encounter between the two occurred at St. Peter's gates), and he decried the state of disrepair the neighborhood (literally in Elder's back yard) fell into. I think he strongly disliked LBJ's New Society and the welfare state, since the neighborhood had the perfect housing stock for Section 8, allowing "uneducated Appalacians" to come in and "destroy the fabric of the neighborhood". Many two and three-family homes had empty nesters occupying but a small portion of these houses, and they took reasonable offers on them.
Now all those previously barefoot, dirty-diapered Sec. 8 babies have grown and taken over.
Damn shame. I hope the houses and architecture survive the invasion.

[classicgrrl]

funny video!

not sure how I feel about this as I am about to become a "Price Hill Girl"

I will tell you this...this Price Hill that Fritz speaks of is changing and for the better...

Go Price Hill Will!



if any of you are thinking of buying you might want to look into East/West Price Hill and Covedale. some truly outstanding buys.

[frizgolf]

Originally Posted by classicgrrl

if any of you are thinking of buying you might want to look into East/West Price Hill and Covedale. some truly outstanding buys.

Some outstanding building stock. Much like Northside, but without the specter of lingering flood damage from '37.

[SheepNutz]

Price Hill girls won't blow you away, but you know that they'll stay.

[Unrequited]

Originally Posted by classicgrrl

if any of you are thinking of buying you might want to look into East/West Price Hill and Covedale. some truly outstanding buys.

Or my house in Westwood, which has been on the market for six months. Someone help my wife and me finally get down to Lexington.

[classicgrrl]

Originally Posted by Unrequited

Or my house in Westwood, which has been on the market for six months. Someone help my wife and me finally get down to Lexington.

we decided not to move into Westwood but I bet I looked at every single house for sale out there. Chances are I saw yours...

[justa bill]

Price Hill. aren't they changing the name to the "Incline District".

[dannyboy]

Goes right along with an e-mail I got this weekend:

Mattel recently announced the release of the improved limited-edition Barbie Dolls for the Greater Cincinnati market:


" Kenwood Barbie"
This princess Barbie is sold only at Kenwood Town Center . She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a cookie-cutter house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with the augmented version. Kenwood Barbie is easily exchanged, and occasionally mistaken for West Chester Barbie.

" Hyde Park Barbie"
The modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Wind star Minivan and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full-time occupation. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately.


" Norwood Barbie"
This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife,a Chevy with dark tinted windows, and a Meth Lab Kit. This model is only available after dark and must be paid for in cash (preferably small, untraceable bills) ..unless you are a cop, then we don't know what you are talking about.


" West Chester Barbie"
This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card and country club membership Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them.


" West Side Barbie"
This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR t-shirt and tweety bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Bud light and a Hank Williams Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's butt when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free.



" Northern Kentucky Barbie"
This tobacco-chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased beer-gutted Ken out of West Side Barbie's house. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a see-through halter-top. Also available with a mobile home.


" Northside Barbie"
This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair, arch-less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks , or combat boots with white socks. She prefers that you call her Willow. She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Northside Barbies and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag bumper sticker for free.


" North College Hill Barbie"
This Barbie now comes with a stroller and infant doll. Optional accessories include a GED and bus pass. Gangsta Ken and his 1979 Caddy were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition of the infant.


" Vine Street Barbie/Ken"
This versatile doll can be easily converted from Barbie to Ken by simply adding or subtracting the multiple snap-on parts.

[Frost]

this was frightening. what they did to hip hop is just sickening. lol

[echs]

The refrain is stuck in my head!

Ugh.
It won't go away. I have to sleep with that in my head now.

[Homsar]

Originally Posted by dannyboy

" West Side Barbie"
This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR t-shirt and tweety bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Bud light and a Hank Williams Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's butt when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free.

Whoa whoa whoa. That's just dead wrong. How "west side" are we talking? Indiana?

[The_Deacon]

Got this on e-mail today. Sooooooooooo funny!!!!!!!!

[JesusPresley]

Will someone please forward this e-mail to me? pogophoto@yahoo.com

-thanx JP

[Unrequited]

Not being a native, the Cincinnati west side/east side stereotypes always make me shake my head. Some of these might have been true 25 years ago, but not anymore. Most of the houses that have sold in my neighborhood have been to young couples who realize they can get the exact same houses on the east side of town for tens, if not hundreds of thousands dollars less on the west side. Classicgrl is right, if you're not a doctor or a lawyer, there are great values out there right now all over the city.

[JesusPresley]

Originally Posted by Unrequited

Not being a native, the Cincinnati west side/east side stereotypes always make me shake my head.

Tru dat. I live in Northside and I'm not a lesbian. wait, er, maybe I am? Speaking of affordable houses/apartments - Northside is the spot.