Hovering around the third level of hell....

[CtJester]

...how about you?

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Third Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | Low
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Low
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low


The test. (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv) The descriptions. (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html)

-ct 'as long as I'm sailing down, but not listening to, Styx' jester

[mattsledge]

I did this a while back, and I was at the 8th level of Hell.

Yes, i am speshul.

-sle 'well, hello ladies!' dge

[RichmondVA]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 | Moderate
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

[redbobsled]

Originally posted by mattsledge
I did this a while back, and I was at the 8th level of Hell.

Yes, i am speshul.

-sle 'well, hello ladies!' dge

You fraudulent, malicious panderer, you!

I'm at the 6th level of hell. i'm such a heretic. But since I'm a heretic, I don't believe in hell, so I'm not worried.

[IPrayForSound]

Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Extreme
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Extreme
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High


boo-yah

[classicgrrl]

just Level 2

I am quite disappointed...

[Bronzetree]

Second Level of Hell

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You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

Purgatory - Repenting Believers - Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo - Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 - Lustful - Very High
Level 3 - Gluttonous - Very High
Level 4 - Prodigal and Avaricious - High
Level 5 - Wrathful and Gloomy - Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics - Very High
Level 7 - Violent - High
Level 8 - The Malebolge - Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers - High
Level 9 - Cocytus - Treacherous - High

I like to start out with an entry level position and work my way up. More meaningful that way.

[watusi]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!




i guess i have some work to do...i thought i'd be at least level 6.

[DogStarMan]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv
I guess that's cool...as long as I get to be one of these guys...

http://spawn.home.sapo.pt/Images/Spawn_Mystic.jpg

[MissKitty]

When I read the subject line I thought it said "Hoovering Around the Third Level of Hell" and I wondered how CT knew that our carpet needed sweeping. Nevermind, I think I need to change my contacts.

[cuddlyevil]

I'm on level 2...

[samanafay]

i am stuck in the first level of hell. and simply decribed as a virtuous non-believer.
Thanks to my virtue and beliefs I have escaped eternal punishment. yay!

[lawdog]

feh. Level Two. (?!) I dont' get it. I'm a lustful, avaricious, slothful, lazy, and gluttonous atheist. Plus, I swear a lot. And I drink. And I once cheated at Scrabble. Against my mom.

[raising hands to heaven] What more must I do!? [/raising hands to heaven]

[classicgrrl]

it's because you disbelieve in hell. you'll have to start believing in it in order to go to it I think...

is it possible to disbelieve in something?

[lawdog]

Originally posted by classicgrrl
it's because you disbelieve in hell. you'll have to start believing in it in order to go to it I think...

is it possible to disbelieve in something?

Damn. You're right. Got me on a technicality.

[raises putter heavenward] OH, RAT FARTS! [/raises putter heavenward]

[lawdog]

But wait. On second thought, how does disbelieving in hell mean I can't be banished to it? In that case, there's a loophole, and all anyone would have to do is just not believe in hell.

Besides, all those people who have "If you're living your life like there is no God, you'd better be right!" bumper stickers can't be wrong, can they?

[postfeminist]

WOOHOO! Fifth level: wrathful & gloomy! Sounds about right...

[CtJester]

Originally posted by MissKitty
When I read the subject line I thought it said "Hoovering Around the Third Level of Hell" and I wondered how CT knew that our carpet needed sweeping. Nevermind, I think I need to change my contacts.

That brimstone is a bitch to get up, I tell you. It clogs up everything.

-ct

[LadyJo]

Third level of H - E - double hockey sticks!
Yeah Baby!

Purgatory Repenting Believers - Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers - High
Level 2 Lustful - High
Level 3 Gluttonous- Extreme
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious - High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy- Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics- Moderate
Level 7 Violent - Low
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers - High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous - Low

[vicious]

i took this a while ago on another board...

i think i was on the 8th or 9th level.

shocking, i know.

[hlfzephyr]

7th level of HELL! Dammit! Looks like I need to work harder to meet the big guy!

[pathogen.b]

7th level. must have been the "Religion is fiction" question. sweet!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High

w "comin' straight outta da city of dis, yO!" b

[Misfitt]

Wow vicious, mattsledge, and I are the only ones that are this evil? I find that hard to believe. Well we'll be living it up at the bottom of the pack, y'all

9th level of hell for me. I answered all quetions completely honestly.

[hlfzephyr]

Originally posted by Misfitt
Wow vicious, mattsledge, and I are the only ones that are this evil? I find that hard to believe. Well we'll be living it up at the bottom of the pack, y'all

9th level of hell for me. I answered all quetions completely honestly.

I answered honestly too, but I guess I haven't done as much evil as others(only 7th level of Hell for me)! Oh well looks like I have myself a summer project after all ;)

[pathogen.b]

Originally posted by Misfitt
Wow vicious, mattsledge, and I are the only ones that are this evil? I find that hard to believe.

well, i've taken it in the ass for $$$, am sure there is no god as much as others are sure there is, i lose my temper and beat the homeless weekly, but i just can't seem to force myself to eat at restaurants several times a week. i guess it was just the way i was raised. thanks mom!

[Big Dog Daddy]

Put me at level 8, I must be a BAD, BAD boy. I will see you all as I head to my new home.

BDD

[Emperor Wog]

Hey classicgrrl, Bronzetree, cuddlyevil, & lawdog....

Once we all get to the 2nd level, we'll have to throw a kegger or something....I'll bring my tap.


"I'd rather laugh with the sinners then die with the saints, cause the sinners have much more fun.........."

[Bronzetree]

The level of hell you are sent to is no indication of HOW evil you are, it's simply a matter of WHAT TYPE of evil you are.

[classicgrrl]

Originally posted by Emperor Wog
Hey classicgrrl, Bronzetree, cuddlyevil, & lawdog....

Once we all get to the 2nd level, we'll have to throw a kegger or something....I'll bring my tap.


"I'd rather laugh with the sinners then die with the saints, cause the sinners have much more fun.........."

deal...lawdog's buyin :D

[MissKitty]

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

[Misfitt]

Originally posted by Bronzetree
The level of hell you are sent to is no indication of HOW evil you are, it's simply a matter of WHAT TYPE of evil you are.
Ah! I see. I guess I'd better read up my copy of Beowolf (sp?) again. It seems to have slipped my mind what the whole levels of hell really mean.

[cuddlyevil]

Originally posted by Emperor Wog
Hey classicgrrl, Bronzetree, cuddlyevil, & lawdog....

Once we all get to the 2nd level, we'll have to throw a kegger or something....I'll bring my tap.

kick ass, I am so up for this :D

[lawdog]

Let's just not invite any of the gluttonous from Level 3, okay? Those bastards'll bogart the keg in no time.

[LadyJo]

Originally posted by lawdog
Let's just not invite any of the gluttonous from Level 3, okay? Those bastards'll bogart the keg in no time.

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[loveydovey]

Level 2, with ol' Cleopatra and Helen of Troy.

I think we should rename it "Realm of the Hot Chicks." Yeah.

[Slar]

I was put in Level 7, but think I would fit in better in Level 6. I'm certainly a heretic, but am not at all violent.

Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics High
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low

[clonE]

I was initially disappointed by only reaching level 2, but it looks like I'm in "good" company :)

Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High

[Hellburger]

I guess that's cool...as long as I get to be one of these guys...

http://spawn.home.sapo.pt/Images/Spawn_Mystic.jpg

Yes, you get to be Spawn, but only in a never ending loop of the execrable live action movie.