Huxley
04 Jun 2003, 09:11 PM
We all know television has gone to hell with the exception of a few decent shows here and there. So, there needs to be a savior. As I look around I see a lot of things in pop culture from my childhood popping up again and I have the answer to sitcom televisions problems.
They've brought back Weird Al
They've brought back G.I. Joe
They've even brought back Alf for 10-10-220 commercials
But what do they need to bring back?
One Man...
Urkel.
They could do a whole cliche mess of all tv that is on air rigt now.
See Urkel could be a cop, and Dustin Diamond could be his partner. But instead of figuring things out for themselves, Carl Winslow could be like an old man who goes around "sticking his nose where it don't belong." In the same way the old man in Diagnoses Murder does. But there is a twist, everyone around Urkel and Carl are in a crime family and neither of them know it until the show goes off the air, if it ever did. Kinda the way friends is on, even though you know in the end they're all going to be married to each other, but the damn show won't end. But the catch is Eddie Winslow never turns to a life of crime, but he takes over the character of "the Codester" from step by step. Luara however is married to Urkel, yet by day she is a regular house wife who leads a double life because at night, she is a cat burglar. Together Urkel and Laura have a duaghter, her name right now is irrelevant to the story. And she is involved in a prostitution ring. Which is where the show gets its name, 8 Simple Rules for Pimpin' My Teenage Daughter. The reason she is a prostitute is she had a screwed up childhood as her young uncle Ritchie tried to be the cool uncle always buying booze for her. Everyone needs a cool Uncle Fuckin' Ritchie. The only thing is Uncle fucking Ritchie has a nasty gamblin' problem. He keeps wasting all his money he makes at the 7/11 away at the race track so he has to live in Urkle's basement because he can't afford anywhere else. Then there is Waldo, Waldo now runs around in barber poll stripped shirts and blue jeans telling every one he is a famous book star like that of Fabio. But no one believes him because he has an uncontrollable crack addiction. So Waldo lives in a Methadone Clinic in Chicago's lower east side. But the thing is, so does Eddie, which in season two, there will be revealed a secret love relation between the two, seeing that they are "bunk buddies." That and someone has to die.
Wow, I could so save tv.
They've brought back Weird Al
They've brought back G.I. Joe
They've even brought back Alf for 10-10-220 commercials
But what do they need to bring back?
One Man...
Urkel.
They could do a whole cliche mess of all tv that is on air rigt now.
See Urkel could be a cop, and Dustin Diamond could be his partner. But instead of figuring things out for themselves, Carl Winslow could be like an old man who goes around "sticking his nose where it don't belong." In the same way the old man in Diagnoses Murder does. But there is a twist, everyone around Urkel and Carl are in a crime family and neither of them know it until the show goes off the air, if it ever did. Kinda the way friends is on, even though you know in the end they're all going to be married to each other, but the damn show won't end. But the catch is Eddie Winslow never turns to a life of crime, but he takes over the character of "the Codester" from step by step. Luara however is married to Urkel, yet by day she is a regular house wife who leads a double life because at night, she is a cat burglar. Together Urkel and Laura have a duaghter, her name right now is irrelevant to the story. And she is involved in a prostitution ring. Which is where the show gets its name, 8 Simple Rules for Pimpin' My Teenage Daughter. The reason she is a prostitute is she had a screwed up childhood as her young uncle Ritchie tried to be the cool uncle always buying booze for her. Everyone needs a cool Uncle Fuckin' Ritchie. The only thing is Uncle fucking Ritchie has a nasty gamblin' problem. He keeps wasting all his money he makes at the 7/11 away at the race track so he has to live in Urkle's basement because he can't afford anywhere else. Then there is Waldo, Waldo now runs around in barber poll stripped shirts and blue jeans telling every one he is a famous book star like that of Fabio. But no one believes him because he has an uncontrollable crack addiction. So Waldo lives in a Methadone Clinic in Chicago's lower east side. But the thing is, so does Eddie, which in season two, there will be revealed a secret love relation between the two, seeing that they are "bunk buddies." That and someone has to die.
Wow, I could so save tv.