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Duemellon
22 May 2003, 06:04 AM
and THIS Is why the NFL really needs this change in policy. Even some of their best stars are caught being under the influence of mind-altering substances...
http://bengals.enquirer.com/2003/05/22/bengals22notes.html
Corey Dillon said the Bengals face a "battle" in the AFC North this season. But come December, the three-time Pro Bowl tailback said Wednesday, a new team will be wearing the crown.

"I pick us," he said when asked for a favorite. "I go with us. I'm saying if I were a betting man, I would bet on us. I just feel confident about what we're doing." Poor kid, caught up in that waky-week, strung out of stupid-pills, and shooting up on the brain gravy.

He'll go insane soon enough.

At the end of the season the fans will chant:
"All we want is one more win
So we can be six and ten!"

foolsgold
22 May 2003, 08:24 AM
Due,

I'm surprised with your poor attitude. I mean, if the Bengals say that this is the season when everything will change, I see no reason why we can't take them at face value.

After all, it isn't like they have a history of empty promises.

Faithfully,
Ki-Jana "Franchise" Gold

IPrayForSound
22 May 2003, 08:35 AM
My prediction? 14-2 on the season. And then Ohio will magicially bypass 60% of the country and fall into the Pacific Ocean where Captain Nemo and Aquaman will tend the citizens of Cincinnati like goats.

Smoker29
22 May 2003, 08:51 AM
I think IPFS should be tested. :D

postfeminist
22 May 2003, 10:01 AM
I think IPFS's prediction is the only one with half a chance of coming true!

do you think i could get a date with Aquaman?

Bronzetree
22 May 2003, 11:18 AM
I write comic books for a living, so I know people. I'll see what I can do, pf. No promises, though.

JohnnyRoyale
22 May 2003, 11:20 AM
I won't pick on the Bengals yet, it's too early. I do think all of those over-paid pricks in pro sports should get tested though. They make millions AND get away w/o testing. I work twice as hard for pocket change compared to them and I get tested. I don't do drugs anyhow, but every once in a while I get tempted to smoke a hoot and can't. And test Mike Allen while they're at it!

:D

Huxley
23 May 2003, 12:16 PM
its kinda funny you post this on the same day that steve mcnabb of the tennessee titans gets arrested for illeagle possesion of a loaded firearm ahile being intoxicated and behind the wheel of a car.

honestly, if your a multimillion dollar star athelete, why one; would you need a loaded gun. And two; why would you even consider driving drunk, you obviously have the money to hire a driver when you go out drinking.

Stupid ass spoiled idiots. I swear I see this happening to Lebron James soon too.

DudeMan
23 May 2003, 02:08 PM
Bengals will go 9-7 this season and just eke into the playoffs with a wildcard.

Duemellon
23 May 2003, 04:34 PM
Bengals will go 9-7 this season and just eke into the playoffs with a wildcard. andI think IPFS should be tested. where's a moderator? We need mandatory drug testing for the WOXY board