No wonder Engrish is the way it is....

[CtJester]

....with sites like these showing the way....

Home English Home (http://www.americakokki.com/english/english.html)

-ct 'Lion. Eat.' jester

[IPrayForSound]

Ah....sushi harakiri...that's what I've been missing.

Lesson 1 is complete. Soon, I will be a master of English.

[DogStarMan]

Tanaka likes ninja!

On a somewhat related note, I give to you...

http://www.engrish.com/engrishoftheday/baby-on-a-car.jpg

Engrish.com (http://www.engrish.com)