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MissKitty
09 Apr 2003, 11:38 AM
Simple yet fun! (http://www.sunbelt-software.com/stu/insult.htm)
DogStarMan
09 Apr 2003, 12:48 PM
Hmmm....it's not often that I get called a tottering clapper-clawed maggot-pie :D
Kwyjibo
09 Apr 2003, 01:08 PM
Thou pribbling ill-nurtured pignut!
DudeMan
09 Apr 2003, 01:21 PM
Fantastic. This reminds me a little of the Insult Dude who's at the renaissance fair every summer.
LadyJo
09 Apr 2003, 04:20 PM
Thou qualling slag-bellied scut!
*sniff*
Ybrane
09 Apr 2003, 09:03 PM
'Thou warped elf-skinned ratsbane'

I'm going to dig out my old Cliff Notes to see if I should be offended.
The Sheck
11 Apr 2003, 07:52 AM
Thou mammering dismal-dreaming flax-wench!
Milkman Dan
13 Apr 2003, 10:39 AM
"Thou ruttish hasty-witted minnow?"

Hasty witted seems like compliment... oh those crazy Shakespears.
Fourthisto
29 Feb 2008, 04:24 PM
"Thou mangled beef-witted giglet!"

Yeah, thats oddly accurate, actually. Creepy.

This reminds me a little of the Insult Dude who's at the renaissance fair every summer. Yeah, I saw that guy last year. At Krogers, picking his nose and a few TV dinners out of the clearance area of the freezer. I yelled "Hey!! Thy loserdom doth radiate from thy soul!"

Never seen a guy in chainmail cry before. I wonder if it rusts.
DudeMan
29 Feb 2008, 05:45 PM
Yeah, I saw that guy last year. At Krogers, picking his nose and a few TV dinners out of the clearance area of the freezer. I yelled "Hey!! Thy loserdom doth radiate from thy soul!"

Never seen a guy in chainmail cry before. I wonder if it rusts.
i always wanted to get chainmail, but the closest i ever got was the mesh on my red michael jackson jacket.
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Homsar
03 Mar 2008, 01:40 PM
Thou cockered sheep-biting baggage!
CEZ
03 Mar 2008, 03:51 PM
Thou weedy reeling-ripe canker-blossom! :p