the shizzolator

[vicious]

this (http://www.asksnoop.com) is the most fun i've had in a dog's age, ya heard?

an excerpt from our shizzolized page:

Celeb Oscar Picks
The Oscar race is heating up wit less than two weeks until da big ass showdown! Yo' ass probably has yo' favorites, but who are celebrities pulling fo'?

Blake Debate Continues
Prosecutors are still trying prove that Robert Blake tried hire muthas kill tha dude's wife."

Apprehensive Actors
Even though da Academy Awards will be held at da Kodak Theater, that shiznit wuz Merv Griffin's Beverly Hilton Hotel hosting da annual Oscar luncheon yesterday, 'n da mood wuz a bit subdued, know what I'm sayin'?

Coming Up Wednesday, know what I'm sayin'? ..
Click here find out wass on da Buzz Wednesday morning!

[MissKitty]

The most fun I've had all day! Thanks Viz

[MissKitty]

An excerpt from the WOXY shizzolized page:

Welcome da 97X Message Boards n' shit.
If this is yo' first visit, be sho check out da FAQ by clicking da link above n' shit. Yo' ass may has register before yo' ass can post: click da register link above proceed." To start viewing messages, select da forum that yo' ass want visit from da selection below."

[shivui]

"NHL.com is da official Web site of da National Hockey League, know what I'm sayin'? NHL, da NHL Shield, da word mark 'n image of da Stanley Cup, 'n NHL Conference logos are registered trademarks of da National Hockey League n' shit. All NHL logos 'n marks 'n NHL team logos 'n marks as well as izzall other proprietary materials depicted herein are da property of da NHL 'n da respective NHL teams 'n may not be reproduced without da prior written consent of NHL Enterprises, L.P. (c) 2000 NHL, know what I'm sayin'? All Rights Reserved, know what I'm sayin'? "

this is a great find. thanks

[Slugworth]

TOO F'IN FUNNY 'N SHIT!!!!

I decided to go for the jugular, and typed in www.falwell.com. I highly recommend it!

Today's Thought:
For da law of da Spirit of life in Christ Jesus has made me free from da law of sin 'n death n' shit. Romans 8:2

I know it's wrong, but I do love it so...


:D

[Slugworth]

OK...1 more. From whitehouse.gov:


President's Radio Address
President Big Baby Bush Saturday be like, "This has been an important week on two fronts of izzle war against terror n' shit. First, American 'n Pakistani authorities captured da mastermind of da September 11 attacks, know what I'm sayin'? Second, da Chief U.N. Weapons Inspector reported da Security Council on tha dude's efforts verify Saddam Hussein's compliance wit Resolution 1441."


Have I mentioned that I am getting ZERO work done today? Thanks Viz!!!

[samanafay]

i, personally, think that the boards should be changed so that they are permanantly shizzolated.

"97X Think Tank
Have something be like 'bout 97X? We want hear that shiznit!"

biatch!

[vicious]

i think the funniest thing i shizzolated was the host/producer bios on the daily buzz page.

your welcome! boycott work and shizzolate!!!

[Kwyjibo]

The 404 page is the best


The page cannot be found
The page yo' ass are looking fo' might has been removed, had its name changed, or is temporarily unavailable, know what I'm sayin'?

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Please try da following:

If yo' ass typed da page address in da Address bar, make sho that that shiznit is spelled correctly, know what I'm sayin'?

Open da crib page, 'n then look fo' links da information yo' ass want."
Click da Back button try another link."
HTTP 404 - File not found
Internet Tha 4-1-1 Services


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Technical Tha 4-1-1 (fo' support personnel)

More information:
Microshizzle Support

[RichmondVA]

Is it just me, or does this thing take forever to work and then with a ton of errors?

It's hilarious when it works so I'm trying to figure out what's up.

[MissKitty]

From the AllRecipes.com page:

"Your crib fo' bomb diggity recipes, meal ideas 'n cooking advice."

Dinner in an Instant!
Grilled Fillets wit Broccoli Penne
An hour or less is izzall da time yo' ass’ll need whip up any of these fast 'n fabulous recipes, know what I'm sayin'?

Print coupons from yo' computer 'n redeem 'em at stores nationwide! Saving just gots easier n' shit.

[Ybrane]

Too funny!!!! A bit slow, but well worth the wait.

[c-lando]

From my favorite blog: mightygirl.net

2.17.03 THA CHEESIEST
A cuz of ours just gots a hooptie; that shiznit is yellow 'n zippy n' shit. We drove along da coast, tried think of a name fo' da hooptie, 'n ended up out at da pet cemetery in da Presidio, know what I'm sayin'? I’d never been before, 'n da place is an odd mixture of pathos 'n hilarity." Best pet name goes a fish called Macaroni Heart n' shit. Rest in peace, little buddy."

[slow-dog]

Originally posted by c-lando
From my favorite blog: mightygirl.net

2.17.03 THA CHEESIEST
A cuz of ours just gots a hooptie; that shiznit is yellow 'n zippy n' shit. We drove along da coast, tried think of a name fo' da hooptie, 'n ended up out at da pet cemetery in da Presidio, know what I'm sayin'? I’d never been before, 'n da place is an odd mixture of pathos 'n hilarity." Best pet name goes a fish called Macaroni Heart n' shit. Rest in peace, little buddy."

I am disappointed that there is no "shizzolized" term for pathos.

[berzerker]

From NFL.com (http://www.nfl.com) this Bengals article:

"When that shiznit comes punch lines, Monica Lewinsky has nothing on da Cincinnati Bengals, know what I'm sayin'?

How do yo' ass like yo' Bengals cooked? Seared, toasted, grilled or roasted? They've been served up izzall those ways -- 'n mo' n' shit.

Ripping da Bengals is a hobby fo' some, 'n an easy mark fo' any comic looking fo' a few laughs, know what I'm sayin'? "

[CtJester]

Funny thing is.... I shizzolated asksnoop.com, and all I got back was:

'What is going on, cousin? It's Snoopy. Capital d, capital o, two capital g's. I'm in your residence. Enter your special URL into the space provided below and I will convert it from English to gibberish. Do you understand?'

-ct 'I'm gellin' like a feloneous mellon.' jester

[berzerker]

Checked out EBizzle. "Lookin' fo a hooptie yo ass can't find?"

[kickinitlive]

Q: what does snoop dogg use to clean his whites?
A: bleeeotch!!

[WalterSobchak]

I'll never read my news.google the same way again :)

United States marine tanks wuz battling Iraqi forces late yesterday on da western outskirts of Basra, amid attempts negotiate da city's surrender, know what I'm sayin'?

[LadyJo]

This is one of the best sites ever!!!
I shizzolated the Ohio Renaissance Festival. Queen Elizabeth meets Snoop Dogg.

Please observe da village policies: No Pets. No outside food or beverages may be brought into da Festival, know what I'm sayin'? All weapons gots be sheathed 'n peace tied at izzall times n' shit.

[SteelTown Boy]

Yo' ass're a Steel Addict if." ..

, know what I'm sayin'? ..yo' ass find that shiznit hard understand why DirectTV doesn't izzle da preseason games as well, because yo' ass only pay fo' da NFL package every year just watch da STEELERS anyway, know what I'm sayin'?
- Kim Clark, Rex, Georgia


classic...

www.steelerslive.com