The Press Publishes the Most Flattering Pictures of Policitians

[monkey neck]

Ever notice the pictures of politicians are never very flattering?

http://www.foxnews.com/images/83730/1_3_blair_iraq_un_fnc.jpg

Looks like Tony Blair is having a seizure or is being electrocuted or something.


Sometimes, pictures of W look like he's just stubbed his toe.

As a matter of fact, here's Colin Powell after stubbing his toe.
http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/meast/03/06/iraq.tracker.update/tz.powell2.jpg

"Stop rearranging the furniture!"
http://abcnews.go.com/images/autowirestory/AP/WX107030515.jpeg

Here's Colin on the can.
http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/meast/03/06/iraq.tracker.update/tz.powell.jpg



I know there's more out there, but I just can't find 'em.

Is this a conspiracy by the liberal press? Discuss....

[Duemellon]

http://customwire.ap.org/photos/SAW103030611-small.jpg
Jedi Master Powell attempts the Jedi Mind trick on Hussien...

[monkey neck]

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2003/ALLPOLITICS/03/06/bush.conference/top.bush.jpg
Halls of the White House haunted by President Bush's disembodied head

[matt]

Originally posted by Duemellon
http://customwire.ap.org/photos/SAW103030611-small.jpg
Jedi Master Powell attempts the Jedi Mind trick on Hussien...


I TOLD them I was better than Mixmaster Mike!

[Docta]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20030305/capt.1046900086.bush_un_us_iraq_jsa107.jpg

giggle

[Docta]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20030305/mdf224408.jpg

[Docta]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20030305/mdf224366.jpg

i'm so glad i don't have pics of me taken 24/7, i'd look like this guy in most of'm for sure

[Phreon]

Originally posted by Duemellon
http://customwire.ap.org/photos/SAW103030611-small.jpg
Jedi Master Powell attempts the Jedi Mind trick on Hussien...


Due, this makes up for all of your infuriating posts; I nearly fell outta my chair.


Phreon

[Duemellon]

Originally posted by Docta
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20030305/mdf224366.jpg

i'm so glad i don't have pics of me taken 24/7, i'd look like this guy in most of'm for sure Check the born on date... EWWWWW! Skunky beer! BITTER-BEER FACE!

[Seattle93]

For a fine collection of unflattering George W. Bush photos click here. (http://www.bushorchimp.com/)

http://members.aol.com/richidscal/images/pic75.jpg

[Duemellon]

http://customwire.ap.org/photos/XUN160030715-big.jpg
notice that pinky kinda "flares" out? I guess they didn't ask, and he ain't telling...

[Duemellon]

http://bengals.enquirer.com/2003/03/09/beng_zoom.jpg
Lewis says "This is the size of the ones that got away." In reference to free agents.

[monkey neck]

Bravo, Due, bravo!

:D :D :D :D :D :D

[postfeminist]

Quick Time required, but it's SO worth it (http://politicalhumor.about.com/cs/bushmultimedia/v/blendlesslove.htm)

[Duemellon]

http://customwire.ap.org/photos/RE110031712-big.jpg
And, in another witty quibb similar to the "The 13% who know are marines" Powell addresses Saddam with:

"Place both hands on either thigh, pucker up, and kiss your ass goodbye."

[monkey neck]

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2003/ALLPOLITICS/03/17/moynihan.ap/top.bush.mug.jpg

"My wips...My wips...dey just jummed right opp my hace!"

[monkey neck]

http://www.foxnews.com/images/84684/23_23_031703_powell.jpg

Colin Powell presents the pose Iraqi soldiers are to strike when encountered by Allied soldiers, Associated Press, Boy Scouts etc.

[dcXhc]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20030316/mdf233070.jpg

Mon cheri, Saddam. Meet me upstairs in La Suite Napoleon.

[Duemellon]

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20030309/i/1047226757.2147524683.jpg
Scene: Throne Room Catwalk
Camera cuts from view of Saddam on ground, pleading to Darth Bush I, yelling "Father!"
Camera shows a smugly staring Collin Powell, and in a condescending tone he utters, asuredly: "Only now do you understand the full power of the dark side of the force!"
Followed by a stream of lightening.*
yeah, that one took a bit of time to setup, didn't it?

[Seattle93]

http://zeus.zeit.de/bilder/2002/06/powell_300.jpg

I grab a dog, and I choke him! And I kick the shit out of him! And I... all day long my foot up a dog's ass! Bang! Bang! Bang! Up his ass! That's my pleasure!

To hear Colin in wav format, click here. (http://www.moviesounds.com/friday/dog.wav)

To hear Colin in mp3 format, click here. (http://www.moviesounds.com/friday/dog.mp3)

[Duemellon]

the pic is gone Seattle, the pic is gone!

[dcXhc]

http://www.msnbc.com/news/1842896.jpg

Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, joined by Gen. Richard Myers, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, briefed reporters Friday on the Coalition's new offensive strategy -- The Macarena

[monkey neck]

Originally posted by dcXhc
http://www.msnbc.com/news/1842896.jpg

Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, joined by Gen. Richard Myers, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, briefed reporters Friday on the Coalition's new offensive strategy -- The Macarena

Ahh, the "Mars Attacks" strategy. Play some horrible music and they're sure to surrender.

[CtJester]

Originally posted by dcXhc
http://www.msnbc.com/news/1842896.jpg

Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, joined by Gen. Richard Myers, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, briefed reporters Friday on the Coalition's new offensive strategy -- The Macarena

Heyyyyyy, Macarena!

-ct

[GWB]

http://www.zpub.com/un/bill-3b.jpg

"I did not have sex with that woman, Ms. Blowinme!"

[Seattle93]

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/ALLPOLITICS/03/30/sprj.irq.rumsfeld/story.rumsfeld.jpg

You didn't need to kick me in the nuts, you bastard!

[Seattle93]

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/ALLPOLITICS/03/28/sprj.irq.bush.ap/vstory.bush.friday.jpg

Bush sends message to his critics (http://koti.mbnet.fi/badbee/wavs/suck_my_dick.wav)

[Duemellon]

http://www.zpub.com/un/bill-3b.jpg
The 24-hr Internet adult-site "Clinton-cam" catches Bill in midstroke of his Slick Willy.

[Duemellon]

Originally posted by Seattle93
http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/ALLPOLITICS/03/30/sprj.irq.rumsfeld/story.rumsfeld.jpg

You didn't need to kick me in the nuts, you bastard! I looked at this 2x after doing something else... i still laughed.

[Seattle93]

http://ca.yimg.com/i/ca/reuters/20020305/i/3758678053.jpg

Victoria Clarke lays into an impudent reporter (http://www.dlc.fi/~frog/wavs/dickbrain.wav)

[Seattle93]

http://www.house.gov/kucinich/graphics/DJK_and_Brynn_Stalvey.jpg


He's a wee little elf!

Dennis gets a rude awakening (http://www.geocities.com/EnchantedForest/Glade/7959/luckycharms.wav)

[GWB]

http://ca.yimg.com/i/ca/reuters/20020305/i/3758678053.jpg

"I'm telling you, GWB's balls really are this big!" :D

[GWB]

http://www.house.gov/kucinich/graphics/DJK_and_Brynn_Stalvey.jpg

"Like....umm....would you like.....umm....like to come to my birthday party on Saturday? There'll be cake and ice cream and, umm, if you're nice, I have a really big party favor for you."

[monkey neck]

http://www.foxnews.com/images/86288/0_12_033103_powell.jpg

Would somebody catch that kid who is kicking us in the balls?!?!

[monkey neck]

http://www.foxnews.com/images/86218/8_22_03310_bush_philadelphia.jpg

Dangit! Now he's under the podium! Get 'em!

[dcXhc]

http://graphics7.nytimes.com/images/2003/04/01/international/rums.jpg

Rumsfeld"So, I would step up right in Saddams face and be like 'aaiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' And then I'd get all Jackie Chan-like on his punk Iraqi ass!"

[Seattle93]

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/WORLD/europe/04/01/sprj.irq.us.turkey/story.powell.ap.jpg

So then my nigga Ari says "CP you gots ta smoke that fool!" And I says "Chill bitch, I'm 'bout ta bust a few caps in that niggaz dome fo sho. I'm 'bout to go 2Pac on his punk ass!"

[Seattle93]

Originally posted by dcXhc
http://graphics7.nytimes.com/images/2003/04/01/international/rums.jpg

Rumsfeld"So, I would step up right in Saddams face and be like 'aaiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' And then I'd get all Jackie Chan-like on his punk Iraqi ass!"

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2003/ALLPOLITICS/04/01/sprj.irq.rumsfeld/top.donrumsfeld.jpg

Rumsfeld: "Then I went off all Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon on Uday and Qusay and then was I was like 'What's up now bitches?!' "

[dcXhc]

http://graphics7.nytimes.com/images/2003/04/01/national/01cnd-myer.jpg

"When I'm ready I'm going to rip out his heart and feed it to him," General Myers said of Hussein. "My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children. Praise be to Allah."

[Duemellon]

http://graphics7.nytimes.com/images/2003/04/01/national/01cnd-myer.jpg
"Go ahead, ask me one more friggin' time if we underestimated them and had to change our strategy. Ask me, you punk. I'll show your ass a strategy change"

[monkey neck]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20030305/capt.1046900086.bush_un_us_iraq_jsa107.jpg

Dude, did you just fart?

[monkey neck]

http://www.foxnews.com/images/86412/0_12_040103_powell.jpg

Talk to tha hand, biotch.

[GWB]

http://www.looksmart.com/news/xwd/av/photo-cnt44823.jpg

"Harry Potter musn't go back to Hogswart!"

[monkey neck]

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2003/ALLPOLITICS/04/08/sprj.irq.bush.post.war/top.blairbush.jpg

Now, George, I told you I wouldn't touch your penis. Stop pulling my hand down toward it!

[monkey neck]

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2003/WORLD/meast/04/08/sprj.irq.int.war.main/top.blairbush.ap.jpg

Please, don't make me tell you again. I mean it!

[postfeminist]

monkey neck, awesome. very entertaining to me, considering my pure hearted affection for the endless love video of bush & blair...

[postfeminist]

http://prorev.com/!pope.jpg

Pope JP2: i've heard a lot of bullshit, but this....this guy is unbelievable. who let him in here? who is he?

[monkey neck]

Where did you find that picture? That's hilarious!

[postfeminist]

http://index.pgabor.com/k/humor/2000/beavisandbutthead.jpg

ok ok, i'll stop now....time to go to class anyway. :)

[lawdog]

http://www.newyorkslime.com/ashcroft-screaming2.jpg

Here we see John Aschroft whipped into a frenzy upon learning that one of his aides had engaged in premarital sex. The unnamed worker, who is also suspected to not be Christian, has been transferred to Guananamo Bay, Cuba, and is being held as an enemy combatant.

[lawdog]

Oh, my, Bush and Cheney as Beavis and Butt-Head? I think I have a new wallpaper now. Thank you, PF.

[BigSugar]

Originally posted by postfeminist
http://prorev.com/!pope.jpg

Pope JP2:Ohhhhhhh......you mean thooooooose weapons of mass destruction.....how stupid could i possibly be!?? Sure, of course you have my blessing....duh!(slaps forehead)