8 Foot Snow Penis Sighted In Fairfield

[Smoker29]

I'm driving down Mack Rd. in Fairfield today and I thought I saw... no it couldn't have been... yeah... it was a giant 8 foot penis made out of snow. It was made anatomically correct with the use of red spray paint too. Someone took great pride in their work because this thing looked real. I almost wrecked I was laughing so hard. It's a pretty high traffic area too. Anyone else see it?

I just had to call the Fairfield Police so I could say PENIS to somebody.

Here is the funny part. The dispatcher told me that the PENIS was on private property and the owners couldn't be reached. Until they were reached, nothing could be done about the PENIS. I bet that PENIS stood erect all day long.

[CtJester]

What? No snowballs?

-ct 'TMI' jester

[berzerker]

Quite an erection, if you ask me...

[Smoker29]

Originally posted by CtJester
What? No snowballs?

-ct 'TMI' jester

It had giant red snow balls at it's base. :(

[cuddlyevil]

Please let this not have melted so much that it's unrecognizable...might just be worth the road trip to see it :D

[cockney rebel]

Winter: the perfect Viagra

Today's weather could make it a little limp....

a case of "the rain in lane falls mainly on the vein"

[Smoker29]

I'll let you know if it's still ERECT when I get home from work this evening. By that time I'm afraid that it may be too late. I wish I had my camera with me yesterday!

[IPrayForSound]

Being a Fairfieldite (um...Fairfieldian? Fairfielder?), I think I may have to check as well...where is it?

[foolsgold]

When I read this, I thought, "Bob, Shaq is only 7 feet tall."

Seriously, the man is a pile of mumbling feces.

Lovingly,
Cap'n Shazaam

[weezer6]

my roommate and i made a six foot tall snow penis, back in about february '87. we made it in front of swing hall, and "painted" it pink by spraying it with cherry kool-aid.

it only lasted a few hours 'til some do-gooder kicked it over. if i ever find it, i'll post the picture we took. look for it sometime in 2004.

it was complete with big snow balls.

[Hotel Detective]

Damn too bad I moved from there to Louisville which sux. Anyway I have pictures of me and a friend of mine kissing a 6ft. wooden penis on Miami's Campus I think back in 99. Ahhhhh to see a snowpenis!

[whitegirl]

Originally posted by IPrayForSound
Being a Fairfieldite (um...Fairfieldian? Fairfielder?), I think I may have to check as well...where is it?

I live close too.... lemme know where it's at before all the show melts, and I'll gladly take a pic to post. :)

[danno175]

Originally posted by Hotel Detective
Damn too bad I moved from there to Louisville which sux. Anyway I have pictures of me and a friend of mine kissing a 6ft. wooden penis on Miami's Campus I think back in 99. Ahhhhh to see a snowpenis!

yes! the one by hiestand hall that had chains wrapped around it?

man, i miss that, if only for messing with pre-frosh tourgroups.

[Smoker29]

Sorry guys, the Snow Penis has gone limp. I'm sure that the rain and the police had something to do with it.

In the words of Chuck Cleaver: "You just can't have nothin' nice."

[whitegirl]

damn rain, damn the man! I thought they couldn't do anything about it since it was on private property? what a bunch of penises.

maybe I'll go out and make my own snow penis. :)

[Katie]

On a side note, I drive through the neigborhood around the University of Minnesota Minneapolis on my way home from work, and the day after we'd had the first big snowfall of the season (about 2 weeks ago!), I glanced over toward one of the frat houses, and lo and behold, someone(s) had built a giant snow penis in the back of a pickup truck. Complete with snow testicles, they'd even bothered to gather some small branches and pine bows to use for pubic hair.

And don't ask how I managed to make out all that detail just driving by... :)

[classicgrrl]

snow penis'.
we are from cincinnati.

[ahart2001]

I wanted to ressurrect a dead thread, and I thought that this might be appropriate for the coming winter.

Everyone make a pledge to make a snow penis in your yard. That would be sooo funny.

[mik]

I work right around the corner from where this monument was "erected", so yeah, I remember seeing it. Someone had actually taken some pictures and emailed them to me. But, as this was last winter, I no longer have them:(
It was a hilarious sight..............

[CtJester]

Dramatic reenactment:

http://www.ic.sunysb.edu/Stu/gguaglia/pics/snowcock.jpg

Retain the image in your mind for as long as you can, for I fear this will not last long...

-ct

[aqualou]

Originally posted by CtJester

http://www.ic.sunysb.edu/Stu/gguaglia/pics/snowcock.jpg

Ain't that a sight for sore . . . well you know.

[Smoker29]

No penis sighting yet! We haven't had enough snow though. But we will, oh yes, we will. Muahahaha!

[mongoose]

No penis sighting yet! We haven't had enough snow though. But we will, oh yes, we will. Muahahaha!

You are a snow-penis fiend!! Just kidding.

[LunaSea]

Ain't that a sight for sore . . . well you know.
Sore would be an understatement. :D

[xu92]

Anyone who has off, can blow off work, or has your work cancelled tomorrow, wanna head down to Longworth Hall and give the 97X gang a nice X-Mas present showing how "excited" we are they are back.

[Wolverine]

This made me smile!

[classicgrrl]

Anyone who has off, can blow off work, or has your work cancelled tomorrow, wanna head down to Longworth Hall and give the 97X gang a nice X-Mas present showing how "excited" we are they are back.

now that would be a damned near riot!

I might just have to venture out into the fluff to view that!