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epeolatry
04 Jun 2008, 12:39 PM
deliver HOT bottled water to DEHYDRATED BABIES?

That's what it sounded like McCain said last night... the official transcript doesn't show the hot, but it certainly sounds that way in the delivery.

DaHood
04 Jun 2008, 12:42 PM
Do dehydrated babies have a longer shelf life than canned or frozen babies?

dannyboy
04 Jun 2008, 12:59 PM
Maybe he was suggesting that the water was stolen?

Predot listener
04 Jun 2008, 01:13 PM
Maybe he was suggesting that the water was stolen?

This is starting to sound like a Raising Arizona sequel.

epeolatry
04 Jun 2008, 01:42 PM
hahha, raizing arizona indeed.

silentpaul
05 Jun 2008, 11:18 AM
hahha, raizing arizona indeed.

It's a play on words!

http://www.thesimpsonsquotes.com/images/moeraisinghands.gif

Breeze
05 Jun 2008, 12:44 PM
hahha, raizing arizona indeed.

There's what's right and there's what's right, and never the twain shall meet.

Lenny Krapitz
05 Jun 2008, 12:50 PM
every baby gets a hot bottle of water in mccain's america! he has earned my vote

Frost
05 Jun 2008, 11:37 PM
Nobody linked the video?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DqR7zis99I

Homsar
05 Jun 2008, 11:49 PM
"We should be able to deliver bottled hot water to dehydrated babies."

Plain as day. MJF? Why can't they just deliver large tanks of regular water?

Kruschev
05 Jun 2008, 11:50 PM
What the hell does that even mean?

Frost
06 Jun 2008, 07:22 AM
What the hell does that even mean?

It means dasani's going to start shipping water to day care centers in trucks that keep it piping hot.

mishka77
06 Jun 2008, 07:38 AM
Hmmm.... giving water to babies under six months is dangerous (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24760916/) for them.

He must hate babies.

epeolatry
06 Jun 2008, 08:41 AM
maybe that's what they did when McCain was a baby....in the 1800s.

also, my girlfriend said I swear to god, there's a monkey inside his chest cavity moving his jaw up and down. When he dies, a door in his back is going to open and it's going to hop out and make a run for it.

jcarwash31
06 Jun 2008, 08:48 AM
also, my girlfriend said I swear to god, there's a monkey inside his chest cavity moving his jaw up and down. When he dies, a door in his back is going to open and it's going to hop out and make a run for it.
I don't know why the monkey would go to such lengths. He should just ditch the McCain body. The last monkey to run got two terms.

akip
06 Jun 2008, 09:34 AM
Nobody linked the video?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DqR7zis99I

omidog! HAHAHAHAHA!

hadnt' actually watched it---i'm crying over here.:D:D:D

akip
06 Jun 2008, 09:39 AM
that's better than john kerry saying that asthma in harlem was caused by hair pollution.

DaHood
06 Jun 2008, 09:46 AM
that's better than john kerry saying that asthma in harlem was caused by hair pollution.ooh... I never heard that. Did anyone jump on the opportunity to call him a racist?

akip
06 Jun 2008, 09:47 AM
ooh... I never heard that. Did anyone jump on the opportunity to call him a racist?

no, but i admit to cracking some afro sheen joke myself. mea culpa.

wileE
06 Jun 2008, 09:48 AM
It's actually easier to drink warm water faster than cold. At least that's true with Beer. I assume it would apply to water.

hot water babies and hair pollution. This is going to be a good election year.

classicgrrl
06 Jun 2008, 09:50 AM
why can't we give hot bottled hydrated water to babies?

whats wrong with hydrated water?

DaHood
06 Jun 2008, 09:55 AM
It's actually easier to drink warm water faster than cold.It's also easier to reconstitute dehydrated babies with hot water rather than cold water. And who wants to eat cold babies? Ick.

epeolatry
06 Jun 2008, 09:57 AM
I don't know why the monkey would go to such lengths. He should just ditch the McCain body. The last monkey to run got two terms.

lols, well played sir!

akip
06 Jun 2008, 11:02 AM
hot water babies and hair pollution. This is going to be a good election year.

the hair pollution slip was in kerry's 04 democratic convention speech...the only memorable moment.;)

PeterABnny
06 Jun 2008, 12:25 PM
Hmmm.... giving water to babies under six months is dangerous (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24760916/) for them.

He must hate babies.

No, just those damned immoral, liberal ones...