BigSugar is done...It's gonna be Duemellon v. monkey neck....discuss

[Slar]

Banned from the woxy boards for stirring things up too much and not being able to get along. Orville Wrong joins him not far down the road and things just seem to be getting out of hand. Sounds kinda like some of these conservatives may not be as happy as some threads on the boards might suggest...I don't think it's too early to declare that soon it will just be Duemellon v. monkey neck all alone over in CE/P.

so, discuss what the hell happened to Big Sugar....just a couple months ago he was all over this election. Where did the conservative love go?

I'm really sorry for starting this thread by the way. It's been a long week, I haven't had enough to drink and I just couldn't help it. I'll try to start a more productive thread elsewhere.

[purple_octopus]

I don't think he's officially banend anymore. And I have a tentative lunch date with him on Friday.

[Frost]

I don't think he's officially banend anymore. And I have a tentative lunch date with him on Friday.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=LzkCEXVVb1Y

[Fourthisto]

do you not hear me anymore?
I know it's not your thing to care
I know it's cool to be so bored
sucks me in when you're aloof
it sucks me in, it sucks, it works
I guess it's cool to be alone
will ya never rest?
fighting the battle of who could care less
everyday you wake up late
sometimes I wish I was
that way

and you think Rockford Files is cool
but there are some things
that you would change
if it were up to you
so think about your masterpiece
watch the Rockford Files
call to see if Paul can score some weed

do ya never rest?
fighting the battle of who could care less
unearned unhappiness
well that's alright I guess

and I've got
this great idea
why don't we pitch it to the Franklin fuckin' Mint?
fine pewter portraits of
General Apathy and
Major Boredom singing
whatever and ever amen

oh well
maybe not
I'll try again

well this should cheer you up for sure
see, I've got your old I.D.
and you're all dressed up like The Cure

ya never rest
fighting the battle of who could care less
unearned unhappiness
you're my hero, I confess


http://youtube.com/watch?v=LzkCEXVVb1YQuite possibly in the top 25 posts of all time. Seriously. :D

[Frost]

do you not hear me anymore?
I know it's not your thing to care
I know it's cool to be so bored
sucks me in when you're aloof
it sucks me in, it sucks, it works
I guess it's cool to be alone
will ya never rest?
fighting the battle of who could care less
everyday you wake up late
sometimes I wish I was
that way

and you think Rockford Files is cool
but there are some things
that you would change
if it were up to you
so think about your masterpiece
watch the Rockford Files
call to see if Paul can score some weed

do ya never rest?
fighting the battle of who could care less
unearned unhappiness
well that's alright I guess

and I've got
this great idea
why don't we pitch it to the Franklin fuckin' Mint?
fine pewter portraits of
General Apathy and
Major Boredom singing
whatever and ever amen

oh well
maybe not
I'll try again

well this should cheer you up for sure
see, I've got your old I.D.
and you're all dressed up like The Cure

ya never rest
fighting the battle of who could care less
unearned unhappiness
you're my hero, I confess


Quite possibly in the top 25 posts of all time. Seriously. :D

:D :D :D :D

[Duemellon]

If I may something, &... I may... I do believe this contest to not really be a contest. My opponent prefers taking the low-brow approach, like a dirty dirty roach, to attempt to stop my campaign. At this time I have declared my intent to stay in this race until the final decision & announce I am introducing $6.40 of my own money to continue my effort.

These boards are ready for a change. I am that change. My opponent represents the same-ol-same-ol stuff of yestermorrows & tommodays.

Either way, remember, me or MNeck will be an improvement over the current regime... Gwar (that french toast cootie-faced hoboken he is!)I am Duemellon, & I endorse this statement.

[ICONOCLAST420]

Maybe dcXhc will come out of hiding.

[miami2112]

i vote wog for mod.

[akip]

i vote for public canings---and a weekly poll to determine whose turn it is, with the only stipulation that a boarder in a leather cat suit has to deliver them.

[Hogarth]

Big Sugar in a cat-suit?:eek:

[akip]

Big Sugar in a cat-suit!:eek:

just imagine all the possibilites.

[drougan]

just imagine all the possibilites.

not sure I want to......:o

[silentpaul]

not sure I want to......:o

I'm sure I don't want to...

[Breeze]

I'm sure I don't want to...

But I bet you already have.

[BigSugar]

"Over? Was it over when the germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

Never question my motives. I always have a plan. i am not here. i am everywhere.

and the cat suit thing was just once.....in college..... and i needed the money.

[Hogarth]

"Over? Was it over when the germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

Never question my motives. I always have a plan. i am not here. i am everywhere.

and the cat suit thing was just once.....in college..... and i needed the money.

hahahahahahaha!

[purple_octopus]

and the cat suit thing was just once.....in college..... and i needed the money.
Don't lie. I have photographic evidence from last weekend...

[Buzzstein]

Ahh there he is.

[Frost]

Guess who's bizzzack!

[frizgolf]

Oh, it's gonna go to the convention wit monkey neck and BigSug!
Are those super delegates committed yet?

[akip]

and the cat suit thing was just once.....in college..... and i needed the money.

who's in? i'm passing the hat.

[Frost]

I'd like to endorse a certain person, but I want to stay neutral so I can help with arbitration of disagreements. :D

[DaHood]

Don't lie. I have photographic evidence from last weekend...You need to post that shit expeditiously. Or you could start with blackmail....

[Shlep]

and the cat suit thing was just once.....in college..... and i needed the money.

Don't lie. I have photographic evidence from last weekend...

And as usual, I wasn't invited. I swear, sometimes it's like I'm Lucy, and I'm married to Ricky Ricardo.

[monkey neck]

WHA? What the? Big Sugar is back in this thing? You're pulling a Ross Perot on me now. I was sailing to victory until now. In the best interest of all the conservatives on these boards (all 4 of us), you should pull your name from consideration. I'm crossing my fingers that will work...I guess I need to go back to the drawing board...

[monkey neck]

*psst!* Word on the street is that Big Sugar is an elitist racist philandering warmongering evangelical mormon septuagenarian (did I cover all of them?). Pass it on...

But of course if he's chosen over me, I'll happily endorse him, because I love the guy!
:D

[Ambassador V3.0]

I must commend Slar for starting this fine thread. Big Sug must return with more "Animal House" quotes! Although I will slay any of you with "Caddyshack" quotes! --"The man is a menace!" --Judge Smales :cool:

[frizgolf]

I must commend Slar for starting this fine thread. Big Sug must return with more "Animal House" quotes! Although I will slay any of you with "Caddyshack" quotes! --"The man is a menace!" --Judge Smales :cool:

Just don't bring Mel Brooks quotes into this, or I may have to jump into the fray.

[Slar]

I must commend Slar for starting this fine thread.Thanks! I think I'll quote you out of context for my signature. :)

[mikeatthemadfro]

in as much as luke skywalker could not have existed without darth vader...



good/ virtue/ hope couldn't exist without big sugar...



a necessary evil...ah humanity


welcome back big sugar

[Ambassador V3.0]

"Strong with the force, young Skywalker is."

[monkey neck]

I hate it when I get my Schwartz twisted.

[frizgolf]

I hate it when I get my Schwartz twisted.

http://www.softduit.com/images/Blog_Folders/article_images/SmartShopperWontMakeYourSchwartzBiggerbu_DDDA/billpullmanwithlargeschwartz.jpg

[Ambassador V3.0]

As a gesture of good faith, I say Monkey Neck, let those fine people of New Orleans (called Nu'Ohlens) have some of that FEMA money. :D:cool:

[monkey neck]

As a gesture of good faith, I say Monkey Neck, let those fine people of New Orleans (called Nu'Ohlens) have some of that FEMA money. :D:cool:

Oh, but I gave it to them. They just spent it on hookers and booze. Party hounds, those New Orleaneans.

[frizgolf]

Oh, but I gave it to their politicians. They just spent it on hookers and booze. Party hounds, those New Orleaneans.

FTFY .

[purple_octopus]

Oh, but I gave it to their politicians. They just spent it on hookers and booze. Party hounds, those Ohioans.
FTFY .
No, I FTFY.

[Ambassador V3.0]

Oh, but I gave it to them. They just spent it on hookers and booze. Party hounds, those New Orleaneans.

Yeah, but they did that in Houston and Dallas. :D