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Wizards are everywhere.

Fla. Teacher Accused Of Wizardry
Man Made Toothpick Vanish In Class
Loses his Job

http://www.local6.com/news/16169506/detail.html?rss=orlpn&psp=news



LAND 'O LAKES, Fla. -- A substitute teacher in Pasco County has lost his job after being accused of wizardry.

Teacher Jim Piculas does a magic trick where a toothpick disappears and then reappears.

Piculas recently did the 30-second trick in front of a classroom at Rushe Middle School in Land 'O Lakes.

Piculas said he then got a call from the supervisor of teachers, saying he'd been accused of wizardry.

"I get a call the middle of the day from head of supervisor of substitute teachers. He says, 'Jim, we have a huge issue, you can't take any more assignments you need to come in right away,'" he said.

Piculas said he did not know of any other accusations that would have led to the action.

The teacher said he is concerned that the incident may prevent him from getting future jobs.

[DaHood]

GTFO! leave the caps on

[Arkansas]

BY MERLINS BEARD!!!!

If this isn't from the Onion then this country has totally reverted to the dark ages. I'll get the tar you get the feathers.

[rocketman70]

But...but...It's maaaaaagic!!

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[cuneyt81]

This is stupid, but still not as bad as 'Take Your Guns to Work Day'

Fla. really is America's Wang

[berzerker]

Sounds like the supervisor of substitute teachers should be accused of being a retard douchebag.

[ICONOCLAST420]

Piculas said he then got a call from the supervisor of teachers, saying he'd been accused of wizardry.

Will he be burned at the stake if found guilty?

[Arkansas]

I wonder how they feel about the Alltel commercials?

[OldManIndieKid]

Those silly muggles, they just don't get it sometimes...

[bestlaidplans]

This is completely normal... IN THE 1500's! Seriously, modern science must terrify these fuckwits. http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/9236/emoteng99bv4.gif

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[noonan]

I think there's better than even odds that this guy was just f***ing off too much with the magic tricks when he should have been teaching. Knowing this is Florida, he (correctly) figures people will believe him if he says he got let go for wizardry.

[gwar469]

it's not that he was doing magic tricks, it's that the toothpick was his penis and it was disappearing and reappearing from his zipper hole.

[Duemellon]

I was thinking that he might've been cited for witchcraft if the means he made it disappear was by summoning an imp-like familiar from the 3rd plane of Hell to jump through a blood-painted pentagram he drew on the chalkboard to take the toothpick away.

But I'm thinking it was probably more David Blaine-ish than Damien from Omen-ish.

[Breeze]

Fla. really is America's Wang

Which would make California America's anus.

[Duemellon]

Which would make California America's anus.Isn't Greenland it's head & South America it's legs? or it's feet.

Or is everything under Mexico a "dangling" thing? America is more than just the US kids

[Breeze]

Isn't Greenland it's head & South America it's legs? or it's feet.

Or is everything under Mexico a "dangling" thing? America is more than just the US kids

I've also heard somewhere that America is not the world.

[cuneyt81]

Which would make California America's anus.

oh, I see, you're from Florida. And I'm from California.

wanna fight?

[PeterABnny]

Will he be burned at the stake if found guilty?


Is this story even worth bringing up the witchcraft reference from The Holy Grail? This seems too stupid even for that.

Yeppers, this country gets smarter and more progressive every day... :rolleyes:

[drougan]

oh, I see, you're from Florida. And I'm from California.

wanna fight?

Let's hope it's fight and not the alternative :eek:

[cuneyt81]

Let's hope it's fight and not the alternative :eek:

I don't think America can bend that way.

[Homsar]

Um........he can just show them how the trick is done.

[drougan]

Um........he can just show them how the trick is done.

Fool! A wizard...er magician never reveals his tricks!