Toe-licking robber gets probation term

[dannyboy]

link (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/odd_toe_licking_thief;_ylt=AkuTbjMqvU7orEYVFGQHdPT tiBIF)

Wed Feb 6, 10:15 PM ET



A man who robbed a woman of her keys and cell phone, then licked her toes, was sentenced Wednesday to five years' probation. Carlton Jermaine Davis, 26, faces 21 months in prison if he fails to complete probation for the robbery charge in Ramsey County District Court.

According to a criminal complaint, Davis approached the woman around 1 a.m. on Sept. 9 as she was leaving work and forced her to put her phone and purse inside a bag. Then he told her, "Now I'm going to suck your feet."

Police arrested Davis a few minutes later about four blocks away

[frizgolf]

Police arrested Davis a few minutes later about four blocks away

Wasn't exactly fleet of foot now, was he?
What a heel.
Needs to be on his toes.
Cornball.
I hope they nail him.

[DaHood]

Was he trying to go to jail? He didn't even get his foot in the door. He seems to be a shoe-in.

[dannyboy]

I wonder if the woman called for a toe truck?

[Emperor Wog]

He's lucky he only got five years probation... he could be hanging ten.

[miami2112]

what a wart.

[Christian]

Why are you lot so quick to cast judgment on this guy? We all have our own particular peccadilloes and to make fun of someone's Achilles heel shows that you guys don't have a sole. Really, how many times have you been offered an inch only to take a foot?

Lighten up a bit and you'll find that life is a ball.

[yoshomon]

Don't judge until you've walked a mile in his shoes.

[Stoock]

Are we certain this all didn't revolve around her camel toe?

[Duemellon]

He buttered them first because he likes his corn that way.

[silentpaul]

Why are you lot so quick to cast judgment on this guy? We all have our own particular peccadilloes and to make fun of someone's Achilles heel shows that you guys don't have a sole. Really, how many times have you been offered an inch only to take a foot?

Lighten up a bit and you'll find that life is a ball.

I'm sorry. Now I feel like a heel. Boy, did I stick my foot in my mouth.

[Buzzstein]

Why are you lot so quick to cast judgment on this guy? We all have our own particular peccadilloes and to make fun of someone's Achilles heel shows that you guys don't have a sole. Really, how many times have you been offered an inch only to take a foot?

Lighten up a bit and you'll find that life is a ball.

Now that's the way it's done.

[Christian]

Do you think after the trial he went "wee-wee-wee" all the way home?

[ICONOCLAST420]

Kinda reminds me of... (http://woxy.com/boards/showthread.php?t=17605)

[frizgolf]

Do you think after the trial he went "wee-wee-wee" all the way home?

With jokes like that, you could become my new arch enemy.

[DaHood]

Jokes are the sole purpose of this thread.

[silentpaul]

When he got caught he suffered the agony of defeet.

[juggles]

She tried to shoe him away but instead fell victim to stocking. Toe bad.

[the-dude]

I'm so glad CE/P has a sense of humor on these pun-threads. Keep em up, I'm not as creative as you guys!

[juggles]

Women should take steps to prevent this sort of thing from happening again.

Am I being too subtle? -- Take steps -- Because, you know, it'd be hard for a guy to suck your feet while you're walking.