State of the Union Drinking Game

[Stoock]

Good luck keeping up...

http://www.drinkinggame.us/

[drougan]

Tivo would help enable this substantially. And at least one sober moderator.

[The Ugly Thief]

“nukular”

:D:D:D

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[patio]

is that today?

[drougan]

is that today?

That is affirmative.

Blessedly, I will be nowhere near a television.

[The Ugly Thief]

Blessedly, I will be nowhere near a television.

well, lucky for you it will be broadcast online

http://www.c-span.org/executive/stateoftheunion.asp

:cool:

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[ICONOCLAST420]

I thought the State of the Union address was kind of comical last year, they kept panning the members of congress and Hillary kept giving dirty looks and I swear John McCain fell asleep.

[bestlaidplans]

references a human-animal hybrid
1
introduces a human-animal hybrid in the audience
2

That is gold.

[seafoamgreen]

I like this one a little better:
http://wonkette.com/349790/the-eighth-annual-gw-bush-sotu-drinking-game

for this:
Distinguished Guests

Take a solid hit off your drink when you see:

* Any noble public servants — teachers, nurses, etc. — who will spend the rest of their lives in underpaid obscurity.

Do a body shot off the closest human or pet when you spot:

* Jenna and/or Barbara Bush

Have gay sex with someone or some thing when the camera stops on:

* Lynne or Mary Cheney.

Sullenly sip your Old Fashioned when:

* George H.W. Bush is shown all misty eyed in the audience, while Grandma Babs laughs at some poor black people.


and this:
If you’re Christopher Hitchens, just put the scotch on the table where it always is, and drink as usual.

[The_Deacon]

Good luck keeping up...

http://www.drinkinggame.us/

I have got some keystone lights loaded up in the fridge. I am ready for this shit. :cool:

[The_Deacon]

This is good shit. Bush is full of shit. It is like comedy central. I think I am getting drunk. This game is fun!!!

[justa bill]

i swear he just said "nuclear". whoa...

[The_Deacon]

i swear he just said "nuclear". whoa...

oh yes he did:cool:

[justa bill]

he did again. just now. twice. and then slipped on the third: 'nucular'. :D

[The_Deacon]

he did again. just now. twice. and then slipped on the third: 'nucular'. :D

Dammit. I am so drunk now. Where is the old beer bong at when I need it:D

[DaHood]

I don't know how anyone could watch that cunt long enough to play the game.

[Lidja]

Kim Jong-Il = One shot of Soju--- LOVES IT!!!


This coming from the resident part-Korean... someone teach me invisitext?

[bestlaidplans]

I wonder how drunk one would have to get before Bush's speeches start sounding good to you.

[REMgirl]

I wonder how drunk one would have to get before Bush's speeches start sounding good to you.

comatose



or dead.

[Slar]

This is good shit. Bush is full of shit.Following the line of your logic here, the conclusion would be that things that are full of shit are good, and therefore Bush is good.