Don't have sex with crazy vampire wannabes.

[dannyboy]

Woman stabs tied-up lover to drink his blood. (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/odd_sex_assault;_ylt=AlfzfiB5p8pik58qhnVKOT3tiBIF)

Tue Oct 23, 6:32 PM ET



A woman who stabbed her tied-up lover so she could drink his blood has been sentenced to 10 years in prison. Tiffany Sutton told Maricopa County Superior Court Judge David Udall that she was sorry for the incident and said she never meant to hurt anyone, but received the stiff sentence anyway after he called the crime especially heinous.

Sutton, 24, pleaded guilty to aggravated assault in August. She was arrested by Tempe police in February after she repeatedly stabbed her lover during an alcohol- and drug-fueled sexual tryst.

According to police reports, the victim, 46-year-old Robert McDaniel, agreed to be tied up during sex but became alarmed and asked to be untied when Sutton pulled out a knife and said she liked to drink blood. Sutton then attacked him, slicing his leg, puncturing his arm, shoulder and back and cutting his neck and stomach. When he escaped, she chased him with a pickax.

Sutton's attorney, Elizabeth Houck, told the judge at Tuesday's hearing that she suffers from a personality disorder that causes instability and has taken responsibility for her actions, according to the East Valley Tribune.

Houck wrote in a sentencing memo that prison records show Sutton thought she was a vampire for the first several weeks she was in jail.

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[Hellburger]

"she never meant to hurt anyone"....
Sutton pulled out a knife and said she liked to drink blood. Sutton then attacked him, slicing his leg, puncturing his arm, shoulder and back and cutting his neck and stomach. When he escaped, she chased him with a pickax.

It seems that there was plenty of intent to hurt.

[Sushi]

Sutton's attorney, Elizabeth Houck, told the judge at Tuesday's hearing that she suffers from a personality disorder that causes instability and has taken responsibility for her actions, according to the East Valley Tribune.

Houck wrote in a sentencing memo that prison records show Sutton thought she was a vampire for the first several weeks she was in jail.

Usually you can spot people like this when you meet them and can avoid ever being in a situation where you're drunk, stoned, and tied up with a whack job and a knife.

[PeterABnny]

[QUOTE=dannyboySutton's attorney, Elizabeth Houck, told the judge at Tuesday's hearing that she suffers from a personality disorder that causes instability[/QUOTE]


Ya think?!?!?!?

I about did a double take when I saw that part about her chasing the guy with a pickaxe! Damn, talk about one crazy bitch!

[BigSugar]

is one of her personalities an old-timey miner 49'er?? who the fuck has a pickax laying around their house?!? "C'mere dadgummit!! There's gold in them thar veins!!"

[Lidja]

I bet she bought the pickaxe especially for the occasion.

note to anyone in a relationship: the day your s.o. comes home from Lowes with a pickaxe, be very suspicious.

[twentyshots]

try having one of those vampire chicks suck your breath.......or soul kiss or whatever the hell it's called. that is real fun.

[jneale]

@ 46 he should have known there was something wrong with a 24yr old girl who wanted to "date" him....

[classicgrrl]

@ 46 he should have known there was something wrong with a 24yr old girl who wanted to "date" him....


throughout this thread, I was thinking the EXACT same thing.

[DaHood]

I bet she's a real cut up... leaves 'em in stitches all the time...

[berzerker]

That bites... what a veinous crime.

[The Ugly Thief]

This is exactly why I always include the words "NO CRAZY VAMPIRES PLEASE !" - at the end of every CraigsList personal I put out there. People used to think I was just being overly cautious, but now who's sorry ?!?!

v

[skidminix]

I'm willing to bet that there are certain boarders here who, if not for crazy vampire wannabes, would never have had sex in the late 80s. ;)

[frizgolf]

Fangs for pointing this out.
I can count on you to stake your reputation on keeping us informed.
You're a class type-A act for posting this.
Aorta pass it along.

[skidminix]

These puns are just making me cross.
You're not funny - cadaver yourselves.

[Stoock]

All of you should just look on the bright side more often.









You know....B Positive.

[frizgolf]

I just want to type O-negative.

[twentyshots]

I'm willing to bet that there are certain boarders here who, if not for crazy vampire wannabes, would never have had sex in the late 80s. ;)


..yeah....that was called the 97X riverboat....

[DaHood]

They should lock this bitch up so she never sees the light of day again.

[frizgolf]

They should lock this bitch up so she never sees the light of day again.
Heeheehee :D

[wileE]

Dangit. Curse me for clicking on this thread thinking something witty was being said. Not punny at all.

[frizgolf]

This thread has gone on too bloody long.
It needs a clot.

[wileE]

Oh yeah? Look take a look in the mirror.
Good English you good.

[DaHood]

I never said that...

Dangit. Curse me for clicking on this thread thinking something witty was being said. Not punny at all.
Oh yeah? Take a look in the mirror.

[wileE]

I've never been laid...


Oh yeah? Take a look in the mirror.
There's no reflection.

[juggles]

Vlad the Impaler
http://website.lineone.net/~farrago2/rlcsite/specnew/vlad/archive1/tepes1.gif

"Impaler? I don't even know her!"

[Buzzstein]

blah blah blah.

[classicgrrl]

Oh you can't have sex with a tiger in your car
you can't have sex with a tiger in your car
can't have sex wtih a tiger in your car
but you can be happy if you'd a mind to

(it's supposed to be drive but I thought this was funnier)

5 million points to whoever gets this song, writer, record it came out on, and the year it was made.

:D :D :D

[Homsar]

There's no reflection.
I don't get it. Of course I get it you fool.

[skidminix]

..yeah....that was called the 97X riverboat....
Nice! :D :D

[berzerker]

Vlad the Impaler
http://website.lineone.net/~farrago2/rlcsite/specnew/vlad/archive1/tepes1.gif

"Impaler? I don't even know her!"

Bats what I'm talking about!

[markalot]

This thread sucks.

[BigSugar]

This thread sucks.

no need to get cross.

this girls name wasn't Holly Waters by any chance?? just checking.......

[DaHood]

Yeah, go ahead and be nasty with each other. I don't think you people realize what's at stake.

[twentyshots]

Yeah, go ahead and be nasty with each other. I don't think you people realize what's at stake.
don't try to figure them out, some people just want to suck the life out of everything.

[juggles]

Single, Pasty-White Female seeks Single Pasty-White Male to spend eternity with. Romanian accent a plus. No garlic-breath.