Miss New Jersey : Slut

[The Ugly Thief]

Miss New Jersey in 'non-ladylike' photos (http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/07/12/beautyqueen.blackmailed.ap/index.html)

These are the type of stories I love. Apparently Miss Jersey has somebody blackmailing her w/ photos taken of her when she was 18. The photos include her sitting in a limousine & spreading her legs (with jeans on), and another of her during Halloween w/ her holding small pumpkins over her breasts.

I hear this, and I think to myself "You've got nothin on Vanessa Williams, baby !!!"

ah yes, the Vanessa Williams Penthouse spread. Now that was some hot material right there.....not just nude, but lesbian action also ! oh, how my pubic hormones overheated !!!

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[DirtyD98]

Miss New Jersey in 'non-ladylike' photos (http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/07/12/beautyqueen.blackmailed.ap/index.html)

These are the type of stories I love. Apparently Miss Jersey has somebody blackmailing her w/ photos taken of her when she was 18. The photos include her sitting in a limousine & spreading her legs (with jeans on), and another of her during Halloween w/ her holding small pumpkins over her breasts.

I hear this, and I think to myself "You've got nothin on Vanessa Williams, baby !!!"

ah yes, the Vanessa Williams Penthouse spread. Now that was some hot material right there.....not just nude, but lesbian action also ! oh, how my pubic hormones overheated !!!

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I'd like to see the pictures and judge for myself whether they are lady-like or not :cool:

[bestlaidplans]

Jersey girls aren't trash. Trash gets picked up.

[The Ugly Thief]

I'd like to see the pictures and judge for myself whether they are lady-like or not :cool:
I couldn't agree more. In fact, as an American citizen, I feel obligated to view such photos in order to give my much-qualified feedback to the Miss America judging committee.

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[joebob]

http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/uploads/amy_polumbo.jpg
http://www.clevelandleader.com/files/nj-1.jpg
http://www.clevelandleader.com/files/nj-3.jpg

Big fucking deal.

[akip]

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Big fucking deal.

yep. HS polaroids.

[The Ugly Thief]

Big fucking deal.

aw man - THAT'S IT ?!?!?!

don't even bother me (or Bob Guccione) with that crap !!!

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[joebob]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I could've seen shit worse than that if I'd just stayed tuned to the same channel the pageant aired on, no?

[DirtyD98]

aw man - THAT'S IT ?!?!?!

don't even bother me (or Bob Guccione) with that crap !!!

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I actually like her more now......shows a bit of personality unlike a lot of the other cookie cutter girls they march out there......

[Unrequited]

She should be more ashamed of having a meathead boyfriend.

[Motti]

I actually like her more now......shows a bit of personality unlike a lot of the other cookie cutter girls they march out there......

Yeah. At least she should win Miss Congeniality.

[frizgolf]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I could've seen shit worse than that if I'd just stayed tuned to the same channel the pageant aired on, no?
Probably during "family hour" programming, no less.

[purdueman_in]

ah yes, the Vanessa Williams Penthouse spread. Now that was some hot material right there.....not just nude, but lesbian action also ! oh, how my pubic hormones overheated !!!

One of my aunts gave me that issue of Penthouse when I went away to Purdue in 1984. Alas, someone stole it and it is no longer in my possession.

BTW, that issue of Penthouse is banned, I believe. It had a young lady posing nude whose name was Tracy Lords. Turns out, she was 15 when she did that spread.

[DaHood]

I'm shocked. What a fucking whore.













:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[sparkie]

she's just the typical stupid American party girl. why are we surprised. you could see her doubles at any club any night of the week

[REMgirl]

Sorry guys, but why do we still have "beauty pageants" anyway? :rolleyes:

[classicgrrl]

Sorry guys, but why do we still have "beauty pageants" anyway? :rolleyes:

because we are shallow

[DaHood]

And we love bathing suit competitions...


:D

[daemon]

Sorry guys, but why do we still have "beauty pageants" anyway? :rolleyes:

I only watch beauty pageants for the interviews.

[akip]

I only watch beauty pageants for the interviews.

interview (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCqaPEWzSAE)

here ya go.

[justa bill]

interview (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCqaPEWzSAE)

here ya go.


i'd heard about that, but that was the first time i'd see any of it. i thought she handled all of it pretty well... in a 'beauty-pagent-question-and-answer" kind of way. :D

and moving right along... :shrug:

[DaHood]

I only watch beauty pageants for the interviews.
Best. Post. Yet.

[akip]

i'd heard about that, but that was the first time i'd see any of it. i thought she handled all of it pretty well... in a 'beauty-pagent-question-and-answer" kind of way. :D

and moving right along... :shrug:

my spanish is a little rusty, but i think she should've started screaming "no me joda, tus maricons!"

[sonicpharmacist]

One of my aunts gave me that issue of Penthouse when I went away to Purdue in 1984. Alas, someone stole it and it is no longer in my possession.

BTW, that issue of Penthouse is banned, I believe. It had a young lady posing nude whose name was Tracy Lords. Turns out, she was 15 when she did that spread.

Nice choice of words :D

[Dirk]

It really amazes me that this is getting play for the fact of the "racy" photos and not the blackmail. In the other "scandals" I can at least see what people might be upset about. There was at least some nudity and things in them. Granted, there was nothing anyone should be shamed over, but I can at least see where the "moral police" would be outraged. Here there isn't anything at all going on. The raciest of the photos are her holding pumpkins in front of her (covered by a shirt) boobs and some guy looking like he is putting his mouth near her (covered by a shirt) boob. That is worth a scandal?

I think this says much more about US "morals" than it does about this girl. The fact people are outraged by these pictures shows just how repressed the US is. It only takes the implication of maybe something sexual to outrage people and throw them into a fit.

[DaHood]

my spanish is a little rusty, but i think she should've started screaming "no me joda, tus maricons!"Okay, I don't know what 'joda' is but I do know 'maricons' which should translate as 'faggots'.

I'm not a *joda* you faggots?

[Marlowe]

I think this says much more about US "morals" than it does about this girl. The fact people are outraged by these pictures shows just how repressed the US is.

yeah that's spot-on.

i wonder if there really is much "outrage" out there, besides some breathless press reports. i seriously doubt the average person would much care about these pics.

and by the way, TUT, you calling her a "slut" is absolutely ridiculous. what is your deal with women's sexuality that you have to use labels like that?

[DaHood]

and by the way, TUT, you calling her a "slut" is absolutely ridiculous. what is your deal with women's sexuality that you have to use labels like that?I assume it was sarcasm much like when I called her a whore in my post.

But really, I doubt that many people are truly outraged. I say it's more of a sign of the American public's hunger for drama. Regardless, it's asinine.

[The_Deacon]

I assume it was sarcasm much like when I called her a whore in my post.

But really, I doubt that many people are truly outraged. I say it's more of a sign of the American public's hunger for drama. Regardless, it's asinine.
Folks need to chill fuck out. I saw her revealing these pics on the Today Show the other morning, and trying to explain, defend, justify, or what ever you want to call it, every photo as they were put up on the TV screen. Matt L. would say "so what is going on in this photo?".....and so on, and she would say "blah, blah, blah....I was just being a teenager, yada, yada"

The whole time I am watching this shit, I am thinking,... fuck that shit girl. You don't have to explain a damn thing. Tell all them moral midgets to kiss your beautiful white ass, and to go worry about their own sorry ass lives.

[OldManIndieKid]

The whole time I am watching this shit, I am thinking,... I wanna fuck your shit girl. ftfy



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[Brentmint]

Is it tautologous to comment on the irrelevancy of this beauty pageant barbie?

[DaHood]

Folks need to chill fuck out. I saw her revealing these pics on the Today Show the other morning, and trying to explain, defend, justify, or what ever you want to call it, every photo as they were put up on the TV screen. Matt L. would say "so what is going on in this photo?".....and so on, and she would say "blah, blah, blah....I was just being a teenager, yada, yada"

The whole time I am watching this shit, I am thinking,... fuck that shit girl. You don't have to explain a damn thing. Tell all them moral midgets to kiss your beautiful white ass, and to go worry about their own sorry ass lives.No shit dude. It's all bullshit.

[Dirk]

Did anyone see the clips of her on O'Reilly? Bill went about asking pervy question after pervy question in hopes of finding something good about the photos. He asked about nudity, lesbian actions, outfits (specifically saying she could be in a dominatrix outfit), sexual situations, etc. It was scary listening to this old creepy man trying his damnedest to find some jack off material.

[PeterABnny]

she's just the typical stupid American party girl. why are we surprised. you could see her doubles at any club any night of the week


Perfectly put!!

[PeterABnny]

I only watch beauty pageants for the interviews.

LOL!!!!

Personally, I think they should open these pagents with the swimsuit competion. You know, for male viewers? It'd be a sure ratings boost - at least for the first few minutes or so... ;)

[berzerker]

Did anyone see the clips of her on O'Reilly? Bill went about asking pervy question after pervy question in hopes of finding something good about the photos. He asked about nudity, lesbian actions, outfits (specifically saying she could be in a dominatrix outfit), sexual situations, etc. It was scary listening to this old creepy man trying his damnedest to find some jack off material.

That was uber-creepy, but he'll probably get no flak from it, aside from Letterman.

[Sushi]

Is it tautologous to comment on the irrelevancy of this beauty pageant barbie?
No.

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[joebob]

Did anyone see the clips of her on O'Reilly? Bill went about asking pervy question after pervy question in hopes of finding something good about the photos. He asked about nudity, lesbian actions, outfits (specifically saying she could be in a dominatrix outfit), sexual situations, etc. It was scary listening to this old creepy man trying his damnedest to find some jack off material.
O'Reilly's a whackjob. He reportedly paid 8 figures out of court to a former FOX assistant who filed a lawsuit in 2004 for sexual harassment. Rumors of taped telephone calls about lesbianism, vibrators and the loss of his virginity are still unquashed.

[Shlep]

http://www.leinss.com/images/columbo.jpg

"Just *one* more thing...besides somehow managing to get raunchy photos of me, why do you suppose someone would try to blackmail me by sending them to a buncha guys running the Miss New Jersey pageant?"

"I ain't got nuttin' to do wit' no beauty contest. Besides, the whole point of blackmail is to use embarrassing or damaging personal information to coerce someone into doing something or paying some amount of money in exchange for keeping said info under wraps. Now dat these photos are on the 'Net, I can't exactly keep them on the QT no matter *HOW* much I pay 'em, can I? I tell ya, dis don't fit the M.O.; it just don't add up!"

"Now look, you lazy-eyed, trenchcoat-wearing simpleton...how many times do I *HAVE* to say this?!! This is about Palumbo, got it? *PO! LUM!! BO!!!** Am I getting through AT ALL?!?!"

http://www.selectcigars.com/images/columbo.jpg

"Whoever's behind this is now sayin' they got some pics of me an' Monica Lewinsky they'll make public if I don't back off the murder investigation. And they sent *THIS*...I could be wrong, but this looks just like the one I used to..."

Hours after a nervous Amy Polumbo went public Thursday with photos of herself that had been sent anonymously to pageant officials, those officials decided the pictures did not merit stripping her of the title.

"Pageant officials, in an official press release to the media, stated that "After much careful analysis and deliberation, it is the opinion of the pageant board that this little strumpet has been involved in all the 'stripping' she needs to be for the rest of her life.""

"I'm very happy about this decision, and I look forward to resuming my agenda as Miss New Jersey," said a smiling Polumbo, who blew kisses to audience members during the announcement.

"When asked for details regarding what specific items comprised her agenda as Miss New Jersey, Polumbo's Public Relations Coordinator listed several organizations and community outreach efforts that she was described as being 'passionately committed to' and which she hoped to be able to better raise awareness of using her increased visibility.


'Citizens For Crazee Wear.' a program dedicated to providing baggy pants with loud neon-colored patterns on them to disadvantage Italian-American children in New Jersey
The IROC Z-28 Preservation Society
"What The Fuck Are You Lookin' At, Pal?" a program intended to teal social skills to adolescents enrolled in the New Jersey public school system
World peace

[frizgolf]

The IROC Z-28 Preservation Society

She has my vote.

[classicgrrl]

I could never actually win a beauty pageant. not because of my horrific looks but even if I did look the part my "cause" would be Pro Female Masturbation and somehow I don't think this would fly. :confused:

[REMgirl]

A) you do not have "horrific looks"
B) I'd vote for you.

[pearl5001]

I could never actually win a beauty pageant. not because of my horrific looks but even if I did look the part my "cause" would be Pro Female Masturbation and somehow I don't think this would fly. :confused:Thanks for the chuckle, cg, about your "cause".

[dry-gulcher]

I could never actually win a beauty pageant. not because of my horrific looks but even if I did look the part my "cause" would be Pro Female Masturbation and somehow I don't think this would fly. :confused:
Finally someone would choose a cause, both reasonable and sensible!