If you're speeding, you must have a small penis

[ThomasC]

Fast Cars, Small Penises and Australian Men (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19569900/site/newsweek/)

[the happy prole]

That's weird.

I remember a few years ago they launched these brutal ads where they'd show cars slamming into kids (fake, but very graphic). People worry about being thought of as having small penises, but a dude holding a dead baby doesn't phase them?

[1979]

I think it's a great ad campaign. Challenge the kids any way you can. If they aren't responding to the "shock" campaigns anymore, you have to find a different way to get to them. It's better than any "Don't Smoke Weed" campaign over on this side of the Pacific.

[classicgrrl]

I think it's a great ad campaign. Challenge the kids any way you can. If they aren't responding to the "shock" campaigns anymore, you have to find a different way to get to them. It's better than any "Don't Smoke Weed" campaign over on this side of the Pacific.

a big ditto from me. thats awesome.

[Homsar]

I like how they all drove shitty cars anyway. Haha.
:p

[The_Deacon]

I have a small car, and a huge...............a lot of things and stuff :cool:

[juggles]

I'd just like all the ladies out there to know that I drive very, very, slowly, if you catch my drift.

Edited to add: I'm mixing Maker's Mark and Aleve tonight, so I'm hoping that buys me some leeway in making potentially offensive (not to mention, woefully inaccurate) posts.

[Homsar]

My car is a bit smaller than average. No reason to exaggerate, right? Just clearing up any confusion!
:p

[berzerker]

I'd drive fast even if I had a small dick. I'd still be in a hurry to get places.

[purdueman_in]

Ladies, let me just say that I get passed by horse trailers...

:cool:

[mct546vbasic]

I've been trying to walk places whenever possible. :p

[Breeze]

I have a small car, and a huge...............

Tracts of land?

[juggles]

Ladies, let me just say that I get passed by horse trailers...

:cool:

Eight-year-olds on bicycles blow my doors off.

Seriously, I think it's a clever campaign.

[The_Deacon]

Ladies, let me just say that I get passed by horse trailers...

:cool:
old ladies smash into my back bumper with their walkers :cool:

[ICONOCLAST420]

This doesn't say much for NASCRAP drivers or their fans. I always wondered about the 'necks with the big ass 3s & 8s in the back windows of their pickem-up-trucks.

[The_Deacon]

This doesn't say much for NASCRAP drivers or their fans. I always wondered about the 'necks with the big ass 3s & 8s in the back windows of their pickem-up-trucks.
.......and the number 2 inch car slams into the wall at turn three, much to the dismay of Joe Jacob and Billy Bob :p

[Phreon]

How big your car is isn't as important as how you drive it....


.....right?

Phreon

[dry-gulcher]

How big your car is isn't as important as how you drive it....


.....right?

Phreon
Uh Oh ! I tend to spend too much time driving up on the berms/sidewalks.
:eek:
Does that make me a deviant?

[The_Deacon]

Uh Oh ! I tend to spend too much time driving up on the berms/sidewalks.
:eek:
Does that make me a deviant?
nope, it makes you a penis stretcher

[sparkie]

i always thought it was a complete lack of patience for me seeing as how some prick is ahead of me

[DaHood]

nope, it makes you a penis stretcher
You sick fuck.





:D

[thatnewchick]

Tracts of land?


unrequieted(sp?) fantasy life?

[dry-gulcher]

nope, it makes you a penis stretcher
Oh! That explains alot. :D

[Stoock]

Ladies, let me just say that I get passed by horse trailers...

:cool:


...and the the horses quit laughing as they pass by...