this is the 1000th randomville thread.

[kickinitlive]

now aren't i cool?

[CtJester]

I take it back....

You're the Heidi Fleiss of post whores.

Or, you're the Charlie Sheen of post whores.

I can't decide which. :D

-ct 'maybe you're both' jester

[LiceKrispy]

I feel simultaneously glad, ashamed, proud, and glutonous to be a part of this.

[Phil]

Well, I rate this thread a 5 then.

[kcneon]

Congrats, kick/heidi!

Creativity factor: 1

Distraction from work factor: 10

The real test will be seeing how long we can keep this thread alive!! ;)

[IPrayForSound]

I say we post here until this thread reaches no less than 5 pages. That'll show 'em. I have no idea who 'em are. That made no sense. Kinda like this thread. Whoa (said like Keanu). Full circle.

[AmericanScience]

I plan to keep it alive by putting an inverted water tank with a little nipple for the post to sip on water at it's heart's content. or maybe some of that solution that makes those rocks turn into colorful stalamites. do they still have those rocks?

[kcneon]

Originally posted by AmericanScience
or maybe some of that solution that makes those rocks turn into colorful stalamites. do they still have those rocks?
Those were so cool! What did they call them?

[AmericanScience]

If I had to guess, I'd say Magic Rocks.

My other favorite things from the past that I dunno if are still around include:

1) carbon-y snakes at 4th of july, light a pellet, and *whoosh*.
2) kits you'd buy from vending machines at holiday inns in the late 70s with little plastic monkeys with cigarettes that would blow smoke rings - no joke. i loved those
3) a pop-tart competitor from the same era that had rounded edges, looked like it was tubed together in a circle w/ fruit filling, and had crystalline sugar atop it. yum.

[kcneon]

I can attest that #1 is still around. I bought them a year or two ago & freaked my little niece...hee, hee!

[IPrayForSound]

Do you guys remember Burple? The collapsable Kool-Aid type thingies? I loved those.

[kcneon]

Yeah, I do, IP. Wouldn't have remembered the name, tho! Don't know about you guys, but POP ROCKS--that was the ultimate! Remember the first time you had one? Too fun.

are we getting carried away yet?

[SteelTown Boy]

Burple?!?...that's still around?!?

i do remember Silly Putty and Shrinky Dinks

[MissKitty]

Every year around the 4th of July my drunk uncle from Goshen Indiana would come for a visit and bring my brother and me loads of "kid safe" fireworks. These consisted of:
pellet-snakes
smoking monkeys
sparklers
pop-its (those sperm looking things that you threw on the ground and they went "pop!")
loads (thin white sticks --no not David Bowie--that you stuck into the ends of unlit cigarettes and then waited for someone to light the cigarette so it would blow up in their face.) Hee, my older sister smoked and boy did I ever get her good. I had to start using a toothpick to shove them deeper into the cig because she got wise and started checking the ends of all her cigs.

Thank you AmSci for a nice trip down memory lane. :)

[berzerker]

Yay, this is fun. Can I join the fracas?

he said fracas. huh huh.

[berzerker]

Originally posted by MissKitty

smoking monkeys


That is a great name for a product. That is a product name, not a real thing, right?

I can see it now, a bunch of chimpanzees, sitting around, smoking cigarettes and flinging poo. That's funny.

[kcneon]

Originally posted by berzerker
I can see it now, a bunch of chimpanzees, sitting around, smoking cigarettes and flinging poo. That's funny.

Well, it was funny until the 'flinging poo' part.....somebody's got to clean that stuff up! YUK!

I designate berzerker for the job!! :p

[berzerker]

Naw, man, I'm just here to visualize this stuff. I'm an "idea man," you see.

Get someone else to clean up the monkey poo.

[MissKitty]

visualize this! (http://www.samstoybox.com/toys/SmokingMonkey.html)

[SteelTown Boy]

oh my,i think my sister had 1 of those:o

[kickinitlive]

this is fucking beautiful. my girlfriend's dad, like 12 years ago, was lighting kiddy fireworks, and her mom said "don't like that snake on the porch, you'll never be able to get the marks up". he says "oh, don't worry about it. i'll get whatever it is up." he lit the snake. and the marks are still on the porch

[MissKitty]

Haha! There are still scorch marks on our sidewalk from them too, and this is from like 25+ years ago.

[yoshomon]

Did I miss something?

[kcneon]

Originally posted by yoshomon
Did I miss something?

Obviously not.....we got you to post, didn't we? ;)

EDIT: on the other hand--maybe--make SURE you read cockney's 'thank you' speech!!!

[AmericanScience]

I'm retarded!!!

I set my VCR wrong again, and missed the reairing of Cockney's speech. Sure, I read his transcript of it, but I'd bet seeing it on my fancy 15" tv set would give me goose bumps. Assuming I could understand his language through the thick accent.

I'd forgotten about the snake carbon marks for life. Aaah.

Here's a question (I'm not sure it's the right forum, this being the all-important 1000th r'ville thread and all), but did any of you ladies have an unnatural urge to play with fire? I (more as a boy than nowadays) used to steal gasoline from the school, make mini-volcanos in the sandbox and put aerosol cans in the center to watch them explode (sorry, ozone hole -- erp, holes!). We'd light plastic things, ANYTHING we could find that wouldn't be missed, on fire. It seems a very boy thing to do.

Of course, within 2 months of moving in to my brand new condo, I had the windows all open in 55F weather, made a fire in the fireplace, and scattered 20 IKEA tealight candles around the room. Problem was, I didn't have enough candle holders. Ho, but ho boy, you couldn't tell my drunk ass that. So I placed them on tunafish cans, Advil bottles, anything. I woke at around 4:30 seeing flame on the countertop/kitchen area, but thought nothing of it and went back to sleep. Woke up in the morning to see just a 1" scorch mark on the counter and a mostly melted plastic bottle of Advil. Wahooey!

B

[classicgrrl]

Originally posted by AmericanScience
I'm retarded!!!
but did any of you ladies have an unnatural urge to play with fire?

yes, I set my kitchen on fire when I was 14.

something tells me I am going to pay for that.

we all miss butter

:(
classic

[yoshomon]

Ok, I DID miss something. :) the smoking monkies.

Now that we are talking about fire.... wouldn't a monkey be smoking if you set it on fire?

off to the zoo with gasoline and a lighter...

[kickinitlive]

so my friend once burnt down his house chasing after a spider with a zippo and a can of lysol

[AmericanScience]

He couldn't get the spider, so took his/her frustrations out on the house instead? Thought he'd get the spider by burning down the house?? ;)

[Ol-One-Eye]

On Halloween, I once put gas into a squirt gun and shot a jack-o-lantern and it blew up. Be carefull if you try this. If you hold the trigger down, the flame will come back up the gas stream, and into the gun and blow the gun up in your hand. Hey . . . I was young and dumb. I would never do this today! (just smash them in the streets still though) :D

[kickinitlive]

Originally posted by AmericanScience
He couldn't get the spider, so took his/her frustrations out on the house instead? Thought he'd get the spider by burning down the house?? ;)

i reckon he did, my friend.

kickinit-she swallowed the spider to catch the fly-live

[IPrayForSound]

Originally posted by cockney rebel
BaBOOOOOOOOOOOONS!
LMAO....I just peed on myself.

[kickinitlive]

as long you clean it up. i know a friend of mine who may still have some lysol

[cuddlyevil]

Mommy, why are the monkeys on fire?

[kickinitlive]

this monkey tastes like burning

[IPrayForSound]

Yeah? Well, my cat's breath smells like cat food.

[kickinitlive]

well, i bent MY wookie. so, nyah

[IPrayForSound]

That's all fine and dandy, but I look like cable TV.

[CtJester]

Originally posted by AmericanScience
Thought he'd get the spider by burning down the house?? ;)

If I remember my Byrne correctly...

'Hold tight. You might get what you're after.'

-ct 'I ray be musty...' jester

[AmericanScience]

flashback 1994
we're at the sigma sigma house, an honorary univ of cincinnati fraternity that's populated mostly by wealthy alums and ex-jocks. We're seniors, there for some weird reason that's too long to explain. Alcohol's overflowin' the cup. All the other undergrads are gone, it's me, my two pals and one of their girlfriends. Some of the huge UC basketball alumni are hanging at the bar and we start playing "yo mama" drinking games.

I am (as a rule) very rarely intimidated. I knew some yo mama things, but drew a blank next to these eight foot two inch freaks of nature. haha. :) amy held her own..

One of my pals and I ended up seeing Ass Ponys at Sudsy's that night, and I'd swear the Fairmount Girls opened - but sheesh - have they been around eight years? They were wretched then.

B

[cockney rebel]

Originally posted by cuddlyevil
Mommy, why are the monkeys on fire? 'cos someone forgot to bring the wheels

[Kwyjibo]

Originally posted by kickinitlive
well, i bent MY wookie. so, nyah

It's says "choo, choo, choose me", and there's a picture of a train"

[LadyJo]

smoking monkeys

Hey - that's a good name for a band or a bar!

[drscott46]

Hey, CR, I've lived it, old chap. When I was in South Africa visiting the game preserve, we were constantly reminded by the tour guide (cue off-kilter English accent):

"Please. Don't feed the ba-BOONS!"

And, hey, everyone else- that Jack Johnson record comes out January 29th! Damn, has that single been out awhile or what?

[kcneon]

Originally posted by LadyJo


Hey - that's a good name for a band or a bar!

As long as it wasn't called 'Smoking Monkeys Bar and Grill'!!! :eek:


Man, we really let this thread sink overnight! tsk, tsk!

[MissKitty]

There's a new Jack Johnson release? Cool!

[cockney rebel]

dooooods!!

24 hours / overnight - absolutely no postings to the 1000th Randomville thread ... just what the hell were you thinking/doing?

I was watching TV and eating

[kcneon]

Originally posted by cockney rebel
dooooods!!

24 hours / overnight - absolutely no postings to the 1000th Randomville thread ... just what the hell were you thinking/doing?


guess everyone's been out monkeying around! ;)

[IPrayForSound]

My neck hurts and my ear hurts. I have two owwies.

[cuddlyevil]

I'd offer to kiss the owies and make them better IPFS, but I think I'd get myself in trouble ;)

[IPrayForSound]

I can't breathe good and it's making me sleepy.

[cuddlyevil]

i've been stupidly giddy since saturday, it's interferring with my sleep so i'm sleepy...will have bags under my eyes for the friggin' wedding! :eek:

[IPrayForSound]

Oh boy! Sleep! That's where I'm a viking!

[kickinitlive]

i met a viking in jail once. i left with a new lease on leif

[IPrayForSound]

Originally posted by kickinitlive
i met a viking in jail once. i left with a new lease on leif
*wipes tear from eye* Oooooh, I love a good stupid laugh in the morning.

[kickinitlive]

IPFS...what's your sig from? i swear i know it, but i can't tell. because of those damn buddy lee commercials i keep hearing the "singer" of king missile saying those words

[IPrayForSound]

Christopher Walken from Annie Hall.

[kickinitlive]

GAH! that's right!!
i love that damn movie!

and christopher walken is my hero

kickinit- I've got a FEVER, and the only cure...is more COWBELL!-live

[IPrayForSound]

Daddy, I'm scared. Too scared to even wet my pants.

[kickinitlive]

this tastes like grandma

[IPrayForSound]

Slow down. My legs don't know how to be as long as yours.

[foolsgold]

When I eat dairy, I get the winds or the runs real bad.

[IPrayForSound]

Whee! I'm a pop sensation!

[cockney rebel]

:( Y :eek: A :o A :D A :D W :o N :eek: ! :) GOOD morning everybody..... how are we all today?

[IPrayForSound]

I feel...uh....I feel like....hmmm....
Well, quite frankly, I feel like chicken tonight, and dammit, that's something to dance about.

[cuddlyevil]

On grounds that i might incriminate myself, i am going to decline to answer CR's question...

[classicgrrl]

i feel weird

classic

[SteelTown Boy]

i feel free(and it's kold here)

[kcneon]

I'm feelin' like the last one to get the joke......Tim Burgess is just too bright for me, I think! ;)

:Sunshine and Love: :cool:

[berzerker]

Feels like the first time

[kickinitlive]

i feel pretty

[kcneon]

Kickinit~

THIS:
Originally posted by kickinitlive
i feel pretty

is the best you could come up with????

[must have been the Listerine talking!]:p

[yoshomon]

I still don't get it. :(

[kcneon]

yosh, you're trying too hard!

loosen up



chill out



BE THE THREAD!







;)

[yoshomon]

No one told me it was costume party?!?!?!?!

[berzerker]

if it's gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.

[yoshomon]

Originally posted by berzerker
i'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.

I should've seen this coming....

well I call the jello!

[berzerker]

there's always room for Jell-O (TM)

[classicgrrl]

nekkid is the best disguise.

classic

[cockney rebel]

TWISTER!!......

spinspinspinspinspinspin...spin...spin..spin..spin spin spin

Genitals on Red......

[kcneon]

Originally posted by classicgrrl
nekkid

classic


do I know him???

[kickinitlive]

Originally posted by berzerker
if it's gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.

'zerk, you are my hero.

now trade me anthony thomas

[kcneon]

*gasp*

[berzerker]

*guffaw*

[cuddlyevil]

*laughs and points*

[IPrayForSound]

*falls down and vomits*

[classicgrrl]

*laughs uncontrollably and blows milk out of nose*

classic

[cockney rebel]

*laughs sooooo hard, bottom valve gives way and emits embarrasing fart*

[kickinitlive]

*takes a deep breath from laughing so hard, accidentally inhaling CR's fart, faints*

[kcneon]

*holding my nose & leaning over kickinit with smelling salts*

"Wake up! Wake up! Run for cover!" ;)

[kickinitlive]

*gets up and runs, but trips over the fireworks stash in the corner*

[mikeatthemadfro]

thhhrruuumpphhhh. . .

[yoshomon]

*lights the fireworks*


wooooo look at the pretty colors!!


---and of course, kick gets set on fire....

[classicgrrl]

*blows said milk on kick putting out fire*
*slips on spilt milk*

:D
classic

[kickinitlive]

*puts ice on body in time to laugh at classic*

[cockney rebel]

Decide this is the best funeral EVER

[kickinitlive]

who died? other than ALL of our dignity?

[berzerker]

I love my dead gay son.

[IPrayForSound]

So do I.

[berzerker]

I before E.

Wait, that came out wrong.
I have tried E, before.

[IPrayForSound]

Wait...no....you heard nothing.

In other news, I think I've got this thing figured out. You go up and down, but not side to side or back in time.

[kcneon]

Originally posted by IPrayForSound
I think I've got this thing figured out. You go up and down, but not side to side or back in time.

O * M * G

about time! :p

[Bronzetree]

Beans, beans, the magical fruit, the more ya eat, the more ya toot.

[berzerker]

Bronze, you're the apple of my eye.

[classicgrrl]

That's why he'll always be around

Dead Dignity....I claim rights to the name!
Now' who's gonna be in my band?

classic

[IPrayForSound]

I wanna be in a band called Everyone In The Audience Gets $100. We'd be HUGE! Sold out shows every night! Until they figured it out, I guess. Unless they actually liked the music enough to forget the fact that they got bamboozled.

[kcneon]

Both good names, but it would be so much fun to manage a band with IP's name. I can see it now....setting up interviews and such. I could come up with this whole routine that's a bit like the 'Who's on First?' schtick. Could really mess with people.

I like that idea!

[cockney rebel]

I can already SEE the UK covers band for IPFS's idea....

"Everyone in this Pub gets a Quid"

[berzerker]

huhhuh... he said "quid."

[IPrayForSound]

Yeah...and he said "already", too....heh heh

Wait....um....yeah, I guess that's not all that weird of a word, is it?

[classicgrrl]

quids are qwute...

*I didnt do it, nobody saw it, you cant prove anything*
classic

[berzerker]

New Special at Denny's:

"$5.99 Grand Slam Breakfast, and Quids Eat for Free!!!"

[IPrayForSound]

Mmmm....Moons Over My Hammy

[cockney rebel]

*moons over my garden fence at the neighbours*

[kickinitlive]

Originally posted by berzerker
New Special at Denny's:

"$5.99 Grand Slam Breakfast, and Quids Eat for Free!!!"

is that anything like al-qaida? just checking

[cockney rebel]

[cue dullard 80's music]
"That ain't workin', that's the way you do it, get your money for nothing and your quids for free"
[/cue dullard 80's music]

[Nemetona]

Something happens and I'm head over quid/
I never find out/ til I'm head over qui-i-id...

Cheeahs, guvnah!

[MissKitty]

quid pro quo
the more I learn
the less I know.

[kickinitlive]

the most fascinating subject in nature is the giant quid. it shoots ink at both perspective predators AND prey

[yoshomon]

Originally posted by kickinitlive
it shoots ink at both perspective predators AND prey

that's what YOU do kick... blaming it on the giant squids again...

[kickinitlive]

sorry about that. did you want a napkin?

[yoshomon]

Originally posted by kickinitlive
sorry about that. did you want a napkin?

**wipes it all of kick's new shirt**

:) gotcha

[MissKitty]

I like Quidward on Spongebob. :)

[yoshomon]

dirty midget humper

[cockney rebel]

Dirty Midget Humping??.... is it similar to dwarf tossing? What channel is that?

[kickinitlive]

when i was pre-partying at a dorm last year, they put on midget porn, starring "bridget the midget"

just...depressing that little men have larger wangs than i could ever dream of having

[classicgrrl]

ah Kick don't feel so bad.....
it's the camera angle ya know?
classic

[berzerker]

Yeah, isn't that what they always say? The camera adds 3 inches?

[cockney rebel]

OKAY - so.... I tried the camera thing but it just made for a very unsightly (camera shaped) bulge in my pants?!!

Plus, when it went off the Polaroid print slid out, down and underneath my nads, tickling them and making me laugh out loud in public......

if people are going to suggest genital enhancements on these boards they'd better act more responsibly IMHO.....

[IPrayForSound]

I'm feelin' kinda burpy. Thank you for your time (and you'd better remember to say you're welcome this time, or so help me, I'll do something really horrible to something really innocent, all details to be determined at a later date).

[yoshomon]

I am now forever in debt CR.

Now for a very strange question about midgets... when a midget is still a fetus is it a lot smaller? Can you tell a baby is gonna be a midget before it's born (or before it is a few years old)?

[classicgrrl]

thats a good qustion for Bronzetree....

classic

[berzerker]

Originally posted by cockney rebel

if people are going to suggest genital enhancements on these boards they'd better act more responsibly IMHO.....

What about those times when someone suggests that I orally gratify myself? Are they to be held responsible if I injure my neck? Hmm?

[Kwyjibo]

Originally posted by classicgrrl
thats a good qustion for Bronzetree....

classic

OK... I'll bite, why is that a good question for Bronzetree? He's neither a midget (unless you're speaking of mental prowess) nor the parent of one.

[classicgrrl]

because he's the one who started the whole midget thing in the first place.....

it was on another thread.
classic

[cockney rebel]

10/16/02

This is my 1000th post on these boards. Thing is, if people look at this message much later than THIS VERY MINUTE it may not say Posts: 1000, it will probably state a figure higher than 1000 because I've subsequently posted more. So if you read this in the future you might imagine that I was lying and this wasn't my 1000th post. For all you know it could actually BE my 1004th post, my 1111th post or my 1256th post.. or whatever it says. I can't blame you for doubting me, however this really IS my 1000th post.

Similarly you could look at another post of mine somewhere - at THIS VERY MINUTE - and it will also say Posts: 1000 next to it, suggesting that IT was perhaps the 1000th post.

It isn't.

This one is.

The 1000th post of anyone on these boards should be a time of certain reflection and celebration - and not something to be taken or considered lightly. It's a serious moment in a 97x boarders life, when one can sit back and consider the friendships that have been made and maintained, whilst also ruefully smiling at the intellectual enemies made along the way.

It would be a REAL big shame if anybody's 1000th post was a wastefully dull, uninspired and deeply pedantic and/or long-winded unfunny effort bordering on the fringes of faux back-slapping, mental instability and self-centered pomposity.....



fffffuck

[IPrayForSound]

I feel like someone picked up a Volkswagon Minibus and smacked me in the back with it. Just thought you'd like to know.

[MissKitty]

Well I feel like I've been hit in the brain with a VW microdot. :p

[IPrayForSound]

That was yesterday for me. Today it's just the back. In other news, I have some cigars. Good ones. Just thought you'd like to know.

[classicgrrl]

hey IPFS, sorry about your back dude!

I just checked my postage....holy crap! 2024???? I didnt even realize I was that big of a loser....

classic

[yoshomon]

I'm still wondering about my fetus question...

congrats to CR about 1000.

and yes classic, we're all that much of a loser.

now class, your homework for tonite is ........

[Kwyjibo]

This is only my 383. And to think I once I held one of the top five postitions.

I've got a lot of catching up to do. Honey bring me three beers and get me my conversation hat.

Wait, who am I talking to?

[Kwyjibo]

Be-bump-a-lulla she's mah baby....

You know, I just noticed that I'm not even a "senior" member yet. That's almost depressing.

[cockney rebel]

this weeks 'friday word' is:

alumin-I-um

[IPrayForSound]

Is this a PeeWee's Playhouse kinda thing? Do I get to scream in any thread where people use the word of the day? Also, is it appropriate to eat your roommate's Cheerios if he's not there and you don't have any? I'm hungry. Bye for now!

[cuddlyevil]

Question: Would it be wrong for me to hunt down the person who refilled the sugar bowl (that is clearly marked sugar btw) with creamer and beat them over the head with said sugar bowl?

[cockney rebel]

bored
bored
bored
bored
BORED!

[kickinitlive]

hey, CR...how ya feelin, then?

[classicgrrl]

Originally posted by cuddlyevil
Question: Would it be wrong for me to hunt down the person who refilled the sugar bowl (that is clearly marked sugar btw) with creamer and beat them over the head with said sugar bowl?

only if the sugar bowl breaks.

classic

[kcneon]

Originally posted by Kwyjibo
You know, I just noticed that I'm not even a "senior" member yet. That's almost depressing.

I don't know what the magic number is, but you know how to get closer......keep posting, baby! ;)

[IPrayForSound]

Originally posted by kcneon


I don't know what the magic number is, but you know how to get closer......keep posting, baby! ;)
Don't quote me on this, but I think he's only like 13 posts away.

[kcneon]

Heaven forbid anybody quote you, IP! ;)

[IPrayForSound]

Damn straight.

[cockney rebel]

sentimental bump

[kcneon]

I'm with you CR, I'd like to see this thread in the 1,000s!

[AmericanScience]

thank god our ancestors had 10 fingers. i'd hate to have to wait 'til the 4096th post if they'd had 16 fingers to celebrate.

[cockney rebel]

I am Spartacus

[kickinitlive]

no i am spartacus

[yoshomon]

sentimental hump... (kind of a bump of sorts?)

[kcneon]

What the world needs now is ______________ .

[cockney rebel]

Originally posted by kcneon
What the world needs now is ______________ . an enema

[kickinitlive]

CR, that signature is wonderful. just wonderful

[SteelTown Boy]

Originally posted by kcneon
What the world needs now is ______________ .

is money,loads of money...

[kickinitlive]

Originally posted by kcneon
What the world needs now is ______________ .

love spit love

[LadyJo]

Originally posted by kcneon
What the world needs now is ______________ .

April freshness.

[kickinitlive]

a new frank sinatra, so i can get you in bed

[classicgrrl]

Originally posted by kcneon
What the world needs now is ______________ .

a vacation and a beer.

[kcneon]

Originally posted by classicgrrl
a vacation and a beer.
or at least a sedative, eh?

[berzerker]

Originally posted by classicgrrl


a vacation and a beer.


Well, I got one of each of those coming up, so I'm happy.

[berzerker]

Originally posted by kcneon
What the world needs now is ______________ .


...love, love, love.

[cuddlyevil]

Originally posted by kcneon
What the world needs now is ______________ .

lots of great sex.

or maybe that's just me

[cockney rebel]

Originally posted by kcneon
What the world needs now is ______________ .
Noisy Bottom Humour (http://www.createafart.com/)

[berzerker]

Fat bottom girls, they make the rockin' world go round.

[kcneon]

My 1000th post in the 1000th Randomville Thread just seems appropriate! :)

[IPrayForSound]

Yeah, my 1319th post in the 1000th Randomville thread seemed appropriate, too. :rolleyes:

Congrats! :D

[kcneon]

*Thanks*

[berzerker]

I'm not sure if ANY of the posts in the 1000th Randomville Thread are appropriate.

Like this one here.

[cockney rebel]

kcneon - Congrats M8!

[kickinitlive]

Originally posted by berzerker
I'm not sure if ANY of the posts in the 1000th Randomville Thread are appropriate.

Like this one here.

since when are you concerned with being appropriate, zerk? ;)

[Kwyjibo]

Originally posted by cockney rebel
this weeks 'friday word' is:

alumin-I-um

Wait... why did you look at me when you said that?

[AmericanScience]

I spent nearly $10 on the standup videogame "Venture" once. I've played it since as an adult, and it can bite my low hangers. However, Galaga still stands as a crowning achievement as to the successful taming of the electron by the lowly programmer.

Unless the 'lil bastards set the mean aliens to go too fast and fire too much, then it doesn't seem fair.

Challenging Stage!,
B

[SteelTown Boy]

the coolest song i remember from the early 90s was "Baby's Got Back" by Sir Mix-A-Lot. I had been thinking of doing this at a karaoke but I would have gotten huge women shaking their bums at me...which would have made me hurl. the gag would have worked if the girls look like J-Lo and Kyles.

I did do "Can't Get Enough Of Your Love Babe" though...

[classicgrrl]

Originally posted by berzerker
I'm not sure if ANY of the posts in the 1000th Randomville Thread are appropriate.

Like this one here.

define appropriate
classic
*I'm into definitions these days*

[kickinitlive]

you're out of order...

NO You're out of order!

this whole message board is out of order!!!!!!!!!

[AmericanScience]

I'll order the meatloaf and whipped potatoes.

Bad potatoes, take it like a starch,
B

[kcneon]

With a side of coleslaw....I haven't had good coleslaw in I don't know how long!

[kickinitlive]

and an iced tea please

[yoshomon]

Originally posted by AmericanScience
whipped potatoes.

didn't someone um stick their um in the um potatoes....

still tastes ok...

[classicgrrl]

can I get those with garlic and chedder?
classic

[AmericanScience]

Originally posted by kcneon
With a side of coleslaw....I haven't had good coleslaw in I don't know how long! That's because whatever you were eating before that you liked was obviously not coleslaw - there's no such thing as good coleslaw.

[kickinitlive]

i beg to differ. there has been some great cole slaw that i've eaten in my day, most recently at the real seafood company here in ann arbor, michigan.

and yes classic, you can have garlic and cheese, but it will be 99 cents extra

[AmericanScience]

alls i'm sayin' is...

in every short story or play i write that includes coleslaw as a character, it's always the antagonist. ALWAYS. ;)

[kickinitlive]

see...it's people like you that keep cole slaw from attaining once and for all its constitutional right to be creamy and naturally scrumptious. that would be amendment 69...i'll quote the text:

congress shall make no law preventing anyone in this nation from being creamy and naturally scrumptious


there you have it

[kcneon]

For once a law I don't have a problem with my taxes going towards.

[cockney rebel]

Dubya's handlers certainly kept this site quiet!! (http://www.lemonbovril.co.uk/bushspeech/index.html)

[kickinitlive]

mmmmmmmmm....pistol whiip

[classicgrrl]

does Creme Fresh come on the side with that.
suddenly I have a craving for cool whip....
classic

[kickinitlive]

paging ben dover? ben dover anyone?

alright everybody..please...ben dover?

[IPrayForSound]

I think there was a guy a few years ago that legally changed his name to Heywood Jablowme. True American spirit at it's best.

[kickinitlive]

it's weird. when i was little i had a morbid fascination with those kind of names. i used to say them randomly and try to come up with ones i hadn't heard before. i was a loser freshman year...er...in fourth grade

[cuddlyevil]

*snicker*

riiiiight, sure Kick ;)

[classicgrrl]

I had the worst maiden name in the world. 10pts to anybody who knows what it is....

still a loser
classic

[kickinitlive]

Originally posted by cuddlyevil
*snicker*

riiiiight, sure Kick ;)

hey...i'm BMOC for a reason, ya know

[cockney rebel]

Originally posted by classicgrrl
I had the worst maiden name in the worldBruce Dickinson?

[classicgrrl]

ummmmm........







no
classic

[kickinitlive]

that would be her iron maiden name

[MissKitty]

In other Iron related news, my cellphone's ringtone can be set to "In a Gadda Da Vidda". Yizza.

[kcneon]

Now that's a ringtone worth having!! :)

[IPrayForSound]

Yeah? Well, in other Butterfly news, MY ringtone can be set to "Flight of the Butterfly". Wait a second....nope....it's bumblebee. Shit. This whole post was pointless. What a shocking change of pace for me. I've made it to the top 10 posters. I (circle one) a) rock b) suck.

[kickinitlive]

Originally posted by kcneon
Now that's a ringtone worth having!! :)

as long as the ring isn't like...8 minutes long

[kickinitlive]

keep being random, people! we must build this...ah forget it

[kcneon]

Originally posted by kickinitlive
keep being random, people!

My random numbers

Set #1:
615
572
220
104
979
349





Create you own (http://www.randomizer.org/form.htm)


:D

[LadyJo]

14 35 40 43

:)

[cockney rebel]

Park Place w/4 houses

You owe me $1300

[foolsgold]

Originally posted by classicgrrl
I had the worst maiden name in the world. 10pts to anybody who knows what it is....

Googlymoogly?
Frumunda?
Booth-Lincoln?
Isgassy?
Boyles? **shudder**

[kcneon]

Urgh! One more day of heavy political TV ads. I think I will rent a flick tonight to avoid them!

[Kwyjibo]

Originally posted by cockney rebel
Bruce Dickinson?

Alright, we're now even for the tea spewing you did over my previous masturbatory post.

In other news, does anybody think that the general populace of MN is going to cast their vote for the living dead tomorrow?

Walter Mondale... what a tool.

[classicgrrl]

Originally posted by foolsgold


Googlymoogly?
Frumunda?
Booth-Lincoln?
Isgassy?
Boyles? **shudder**

*shakes head*
nope.

Loop.

It sucked.

my random numbers:
Set #1:
p1=28, p2=27, p3=20, p4=10, p5=6

George fell into his French horn.
classic

[yoshomon]

Originally posted by Kwyjibo
my previous masturbatory post.

I missed it... :(

I was busy...

[AmericanScience]

"Loop" is that bad of a surname?

[IPrayForSound]

This is the 67,010th post on these here WOXY boards. I, therefore, rule. And I have lots of Pez dispensors.

[kickinitlive]

hey IPFS...can i be you for a day?

i've always wanted to be cool :rolleyes:

[IPrayForSound]

I vaguely remember typing that last post. Just thought I'd share.

[kcneon]

Originally posted by IPrayForSound
I vaguely remember typing that last post.
That explains alot. So just how many Pez heads do you have?

[IPrayForSound]

80ish. It's been awhile, so I may be around 90. I'm not really sure. I'll have to count 'em up. Maybe I'll do a family portrait of 'em all and post it.

[kickinitlive]

my girlfriend has like 150. it's nuts. she told me she wanted the bride and groom pez dispensers on top of her wedding cake

[IPrayForSound]

Yeah, but you gotta buy them in bulk. $99 per set. I need to have a friend get married just so I can get one of each. Dammit.

[kcneon]

Do the hustle!


'cause a *bump* just seemed too boring ;)

[IPrayForSound]

http://www.angelfire.com/film/iprayforsound/pez.jpg
Well, this certainly sucks. No Pez family photo.

[IPrayForSound]

I'll just do this for anyone who's actually interested.

My Pez dispensors (http://www.angelfire.com/film/iprayforsound)

[Milkman Dan]

I think the happy turtles vs. hard core mother turtles are the best.

[berzerker]

I went snorkeling with turtles, just 3 days ago.

[IPrayForSound]

Originally posted by Milkman Dan
I think the happy turtles vs. hard core mother turtles are the best.
I can't find angry Michelangelo or happy Raphael anywhere :(

[kickinitlive]

Originally posted by IPrayForSound
I'll just do this for anyone who's actually interested.

My Pez dispensors (http://www.angelfire.com/film/iprayforsound)

i wanna have that as my avatar. any way we can shrink that down, IPFS?

kidding

but you can't find those two because michaelangelo is never angry...and raphael is never happy

[IPrayForSound]

Sort of a Pez picture side-note; the messed up dispensor in front (He-Saur, I think) is what happens when you leave one on the ledge under the back windshield in the sun on a really hot day.

[kcneon]

I was wondering about that one. I'd just tell people it's a rare one--only one like it. Hmmmmm.......that could make your collection go up in value! Very nice.

[IPrayForSound]

Why did my picture finally show up? Before, all I got was a "hosted by Angelfire" graphic. Odd.

[Milkman Dan]

He has a point about Michy and Raph. That and the picture still doesn't show up for me... but it did earlier whilst on campus.

Maybe it just gives up on slower computer, and defaults to a "special" graphic for the rest of us.

[IPrayForSound]

Heh.... now it's back to the Angelfire pic. Oh well.

[classicgrrl]

Originally posted by AmericanScience
"Loop" is that bad of a surname?

Loopfruit
FruitLoop
Loop de Loop
loopy
fruityloop...

ad nauseum.
you tell me?
classic
*pez dispeners rule. I have none. I dont even know where to guy them. I suck*

[MissKitty]

Hey, there's a cool band called Loop, and another called Looper. Not a bad name at all, methinks. :)

[kickinitlive]

i am loopy. does that count?

[MissKitty]

Originally posted by kickinitlive
i am loopy. does that count?

Nooooo.......

but he does:
http://www.sonymusic.co.jp/MoreInfo/Chekila/Sesame/characters/profile/img/count.gif

[cockney rebel]

trivia/facts from one of today's UK newspapers (in an editorial headlined "Some Other Facts of Life":-

~ In some parts of New Guinea pulling someone's penis is a sign of goodwill (!!)

~ The sex act only takes a mosquito 2 seconds

~ In Indonesia the penalty for masturbation is decapitation

~ A Frenchman left his 9½ penis to a friend in his will

~ According to the World Health Organisation, 100-million sex acts occur every day

[berzerker]

Originally posted by cockney rebel
*snip*

~ In Indonesia the penalty for masturbation is decapitation



which head?

[Milkman Dan]

Which head... HAW!

And just so you all know, I'll be exhibiting my newly aquired 9 1/2 inch penis this Saturday.

[berzerker]

Originally posted by Milkman Dan
Which head... HAW!

And just so you all know, I'll be exhibiting my newly aquired 9 1/2 inch penis this Saturday.

Can I borrow that sometime? I only need it for, like, 2 seconds...

[classicgrrl]

I LOVE you people!!!!!

Milkman Dan is back!!!!!
woohoo today is turning out to be a good day!
classic

[Milkman Dan]

Ah warm welcomes...

I used to hide behind sex books at Borders... I felt like the only one who would read them for advice though, and not just the dirty pictures. I mean, damn their was porn EVERYWHERE in the back room at Borders...

So I guess I wasn't HIDING so much as... enlightening myself...

[cockney rebel]

How impressed would we have been with just 98 Red Balloons?