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dannyboy
06 Feb 2007, 10:52 AM
link (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070206/ap_on_re_us/astronaut_arrested)
By MIKE SCHNEIDER, Associated Press Writer 4 minutes ago
A NASA astronaut charged with attempting to kidnap a romantic rival in a love triangle with another astronaut was allowed to go free on bail Tuesday on the condition that she not contact the alleged victim.

The judge told Lisa Marie Nowak she could be released on $15,500 bond, then asked if she understood the conditions. She responded "yes."

Nowak, a married mother of three, stood in a jail uniform, looking down during most of the hearing. She planned to return home to Houston, and the judge ordered her to wear a tracking device.

The 43-year-old robotics specialist faces charges including attempted kidnapping, attempted vehicle burglary with battery, destruction of evidence and battery.

Police said she drove 900 miles, donned a disguise and was armed with a BB gun and pepper spray when she confronted a woman she believed was a competitor for the affections of Navy Cmdr. William Oefelein, an unmarried fellow astronaut.

Nowak rode aboard Discovery in July. Oefelein, 41, piloted the space shuttle Discovery in December. They trained together but never flew together.

Nowak told police that her relationship with Oefelein was "more than a working relationship but less than a romantic relationship," according to an arrest affidavit. Police found a love letter to Oefelein in her car.

According to authorities, Nowak believed another woman, Colleen Shipman, was romantically involved with Oefelein. When Nowak found out Shipman was flying to Orlando from Houston, Nowak decided to confront her early Monday, according to the arrest affidavit.

Nowak raced from Houston to Orlando wearing diapers in the car so she wouldn't have to stop to go to the bathroom, authorities said. Astronauts wear diapers during launch and re-entry.

Dressed in a wig and a trench coat, she waited for Shipman's plane to land and then boarded the same airport shuttle bus Shipman took to get to her car, police said. Shipman told police she noticed someone following her, hurried inside the car and locked the doors, according to the arrest affidavit.

Nowak rapped on the window, tried to open the car door and asked for a ride. Shipman refused but rolled down the car window a few inches when Nowak started crying, the statement said. Nowak then sprayed a chemical into Shipman's car, the affidavit said. Shipman drove to the parking lot booth and police were called.

An officer reported following Nowak and watching her throw away a bag containing the wig and BB gun. Police also found a steel mallet, a 4-inch folding knife, rubber tubing, $600 and garbage bags inside a bag Nowak was carrying when she was arrested, authorities said.

Two other astronauts attended the hearing. Steve Lindsey, commander of Nowak's Discovery flight last July, testified that Nowak would obey the conditions of her release.

Chris Ferguson, a pilot on the mission, also attended the hearing. Asked afterward about Nowak's behavior, Ferguson said "perplexed is the word I'm sticking with."

Oefelein and Shipman, who the Houston Chronicle said worked at Patrick Air Force Base near the Kennedy Space Center, did not immediately return calls seeking comment.

NASA spokesman James Hartsfield in Houston said that, as of Monday, Nowak's status with the astronaut corps remained unchanged. "What will happen beyond that, I will not speculate," he said.

Hartsfield said he couldn't recall the last time an astronaut was arrested and said there were no rules against fraternizing among astronauts.

Police said Nowak told them that she only wanted to scare Shipman into talking to her about her relationship with Oefelein and didn't want to harm her physically.

"If you were just going to talk to someone, I don't know that you would need a wig, a trench coat, an air cartridge BB gun and pepper spray," said Orlando police Sgt. Barbara Jones. "It's just really a very sad case."

According to NASA's official biography, Nowak is a Naval Academy graduate who has a master's degree in aeronautical engineering. She has a teenage son and younger twin girls.

Oefelein has two children and began his aviation career as a teenager flying floatplanes in Alaska, according to a NASA biography. He studied electrical engineering at Oregon State University and later earned a master's degree in aviation systems at the University of Tennessee Space Institute. He has been an astronaut since 1998.

drougan
06 Feb 2007, 11:05 AM
Police said Nowak told them that she only wanted to scare Shipman into talking to her about her relationship with Oefelein and didn't want to harm her physically.

Alot of bad things have happened with intentions like this. (At least on TV)


That's pretty screwed up....I didn't catch if the article said the woman was married, did it?

dannyboy
06 Feb 2007, 11:06 AM
Alot of bad things have happened with intentions like this. (At least on TV)


That's pretty screwed up....I didn't catch if the article said the woman was married, did it?
It said she was a married mother of 3

Unrequited
06 Feb 2007, 11:09 AM
Damn, the space program must be hurting, she looks like a meth addict.

silentpaul
06 Feb 2007, 11:11 AM
I thought aliens did the abducting.

dragonflier
06 Feb 2007, 11:17 AM
Maybe she's suffering from "Space Madness" a la Ren & Stimpy.

Breeze
06 Feb 2007, 11:20 AM
Maybe she's suffering from "Space Madness" a la Ren & Stimpy.

Or she forgot to fill Dad's rubber boots with coleslaw for the Shaving Yak.

RedRigmaJacket
06 Feb 2007, 11:22 AM
This is my favorite story of 2007 so far. I mean, she wore her astronaut diapers so that she wouldn't have to stop her car.

dragonflier
06 Feb 2007, 11:31 AM
Or she forgot to fill Dad's rubber boots with coleslaw for the Shaving Yak.
"They think I'm crazy, but I know better. It is not I who am crazy, it is I who am MAD! Can't you hear them? Can't you see the crowds? Oh, my beloved ice cream bar. How I love to lick your creamy center! And your oh-so-nutty chocolate covering! You're not like the others, you like the same things I do! Wax paper, boiled football leather- DOG BREATH! We're not hitch-hiking anymore! We're riding!... Oh no! I know what you want! You've coveted my ice cream bar! No you don't! You can't take it from me now! I've had it ever since I was a child. Everywhere I go, people always try to take it from me! Why won't they leave.. me.. ALOOONNNNNE!!!"

silentpaul
06 Feb 2007, 11:32 AM
This is my favorite story of 2007 so far. I mean, she wore her astronaut diapers so that she wouldn't have to stop her car.
Do truck stops have astronaut diaper changing stations?

Breeze
06 Feb 2007, 11:32 AM
"They think I'm crazy, but I know better. It is not I who am crazy, it is I who am MAD! Can't you hear them? Can't you see the crowds? Oh, my beloved ice cream bar. How I love to lick your creamy center! And your oh-so-nutty chocolate covering! You're not like the others, you like the same things I do! Wax paper, boiled football leather- DOG BREATH! We're not hitch-hiking anymore! We're riding!... Oh no! I know what you want! You've coveted my ice cream bar! No you don't! You can't take it from me now! I've had it ever since I was a child. Everywhere I go, people always try to take it from me! Why won't they leave.. me.. ALOOONNNNNE!!!"

"No sir... I just don't like it."

the_birds
06 Feb 2007, 11:36 AM
Its a hysterical story... That's the power of love!

The story doesn't say they're "Astronaut Diapers," it says she wore diapers and that "Astronauts wear diapers."

Breeze
06 Feb 2007, 11:49 AM
Do truck stops have astronaut diaper changing stations?

No, silly... space stations do!

silentpaul
06 Feb 2007, 11:51 AM
When Ralph threatened to send Alice to the moon, was that a euphemism for calling the astronaut kidnappers? Would she have to wear a diaper? I'm so confused. :confused:

Duemellon
06 Feb 2007, 01:07 PM
In that mugshot she looks spaced out. I remember hearing about her training, she was really far out. When they were telling her where to put the Astro-daiper they had to be specific and say "Ur anus!"

She proves: e = mcstupid

Artpunchehorse
06 Feb 2007, 01:08 PM
She seems a little spacey.

drougan
06 Feb 2007, 01:18 PM
Definitely in her own orbit.

And something about the whole diaper thing smells a little funny.

PeterABnny
06 Feb 2007, 01:20 PM
I heard about this one this morning on GMA. Definitely a "WTF?!?!?!?!?" story!

Talk about a psycho bitch! She just went to talk to the other woman...driving 900 miles in diapers so she didn't have to stop and carrying a steel mallet, a 4-inch folding knife, rubber tubing, $600 and garbage bags?!?! Yeah, that sounds believeable... She sounds more like trailer park white trash than someone with the space program.

Homsar
06 Feb 2007, 01:23 PM
I was disappointed that a robotics expert couldn't come up with a more ingeneous method of kidnapping.

dannyboy
06 Feb 2007, 02:48 PM
I was disappointed that a robotics expert couldn't come up with a more ingeneous method of kidnapping.
http://www.marloe.com/Common%20Images/Logo%20-%20killer-robot.jpg

juggles
06 Feb 2007, 03:04 PM
I was disappointed that a robotics expert couldn't come up with a more ingeneous method of kidnapping.

Thank god they stopped her in time or else:

"The robot arm was seen removing what appeared to be a blood-soaked carpet roll from the shuttle's trunk and pushing it off into the vacuum of space."

kitsune
06 Feb 2007, 03:20 PM
Thank god they stopped her in time or else:

"The robot arm was seen removing what appeared to be a blood-soaked carpet roll from the shuttle's trunk and pushing it off into the vacuum of space."
This is more what I had in mind.
http://2012.antville.org/static/2012/images/killer_robot.jpg

http://www.ananova.com/images/web/72718.jpg

silentpaul
06 Feb 2007, 03:38 PM
This is more what I had in mind.
http://2012.antville.org/static/2012/images/killer_robot.jpg

http://www.ananova.com/images/web/72718.jpg
Not to put too fine a point on it, but weren't the Dahleks actually slimy little things that used those armored things as transport devices?

drougan
06 Feb 2007, 03:41 PM
What I dont get is why she thought she should use the diapers in the first place. If you're driving 900 miles like a bat out of hell, you're still going to have to stop for gas three times or so. So what's the freaking point.


Though I suppose we've already determined that there wasn't a shred of logic left in the poor woman.

kitsune
06 Feb 2007, 03:41 PM
Not to put too fine a point on it, but weren't the Dahleks actually slimy little things that used those armored things as transport devices?
Dalecks are mutants, but she's a astronaut, she has contact with aliens I'm sure. (By the way it's spelt Dalecks, pronounced as Dah-lecks.) :p

The Sheck
06 Feb 2007, 05:55 PM
Ladies And Gentlemen, my new band name...

Astronaut Love Triangle.

classicgrrl
06 Feb 2007, 07:00 PM
Ladies And Gentlemen, my new band name...

Astronaut Love Triangle.

LOL

fabulous!!!!!

frizgolf
06 Feb 2007, 07:04 PM
This sounds like a familiar sitcom plot.
http://www.houseofthemes.com/I%20Dream%20Of%20Jeannie%20wallaper.JPG

Homsar
06 Feb 2007, 11:20 PM
But with less belly button showing.

patio
07 Feb 2007, 01:56 AM
hmmmm

That girl's an astro-nut.

please, hold the applause until the end of the show, thanks...

The Ugly Thief
07 Feb 2007, 04:40 AM
Damn, the space program must be hurting, she looks like a meth addict.
lol ; totally

she wore her astronaut diapers so that she wouldn't have to stop her car.
ha ! those astronaut diapers are going to be the newest craze for truck drivers !!!

v

Breeze
07 Feb 2007, 06:25 AM
Ladies And Gentlemen, my new band name...

Astronaut Love Triangle.

I think they should be on a double bill with Arm Motion of Victory (http://woxy.com/boards/showpost.php?p=1068617&postcount=3357).

RedRigmaJacket
07 Feb 2007, 08:29 AM
I wrote something about this whole thing:

You Really Shouldn't Jump to Conclusions When Finding a Cache of Weapons, Especially If You're Wearing a Space-Diaper (http://www.thenervousbreakdown.com/greg_boose/2007/02/draft.html)

loveydovey
08 Feb 2007, 05:39 PM
have any news outlets used the term "space cadet" in a headline yet?