View Full Version : Name something worse than a republican or conservative
Duemellon
18 Oct 2006, 07:08 AM
Just thought I'd make a whole thread dedicated to the subject since there appears to be plenty of threads out there being created about them disguised as democratic/liberal titles.
So, what things are worse than a republican/conservative?
(Just thought I'd skip the ruse of an informative thread & go right for the partisanship. I'm sure one of the 1st responses is going to be: "... a democrat/liberal", so I'll mark that as 1@m3rZ now)
bigabytes
18 Oct 2006, 09:22 AM
Does this have to be a person or group of people?
Can it be something like when you ass itches and you want to drag yourself across the floor like a dog does so you wont get stinky fingers?
Duemellon
18 Oct 2006, 09:31 AM
Can it be something like when you ass itches and you want to drag yourself across the floor like a dog does so you wont get stinky fingers?Sounds like a winner.
I'd say...
Having oozing pussfilled 'roids...err Farmer Giles.
Jumpman
18 Oct 2006, 09:50 AM
Does this have to be a person or group of people?
Can it be something like when you ass itches and you want to drag yourself across the floor like a dog does so you wont get stinky fingers?
Pinworms???
akip
18 Oct 2006, 11:39 AM
baby rapers.
justmaybetiger
18 Oct 2006, 11:42 AM
Ku Klux Klan and people who don't like cats...
jcarwash31
18 Oct 2006, 11:58 AM
Cats......
i like taters
18 Oct 2006, 12:04 PM
People who like cats. ;)
justmaybetiger
18 Oct 2006, 12:06 PM
http://www.spottycat.com/marlos/emporium/blackfoot/blackfoot2.jpg
dannyboy
18 Oct 2006, 12:10 PM
http://www.apexf1.com/misc/mooninites.jpg
radness
18 Oct 2006, 12:21 PM
cats the musical.
the_birds
18 Oct 2006, 12:22 PM
Ku Klux Klan
Isn't the Klan part of the Republican party. So, that would disqualify them?
Unrequited
18 Oct 2006, 12:28 PM
Isn't the Klan part of the Republican party. So, that would disqualify them?
Agreed. Ronald Reagan/Philadelphia, Mississippi, that was decided years ago.
purdueman_in
18 Oct 2006, 01:17 PM
Isn't the Klan part of the Republican party. So, that would disqualify them?
As much as I would like to agree, I know of too many cracker Dems that were in the KKK.
Fuckwits.
juggles
18 Oct 2006, 01:25 PM
You know, I generally think it's in poor taste and counter-productive to go bashing the other side (and that assumes I'm on the side of the Dems which is way over simplifying my position) but I must confess that I told a Republican pollster in 2004 that I would sooner vote for a rabid squirrel than their candidate.
markalot
18 Oct 2006, 01:30 PM
fascist liberal / progressive scum.
Handy Smurf
18 Oct 2006, 01:58 PM
peace corp volunteers
...those assholes
Shlep
18 Oct 2006, 02:00 PM
Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands.
Floozy
18 Oct 2006, 02:20 PM
People who hand out Jack Chick tracts at the bus stop.
People who think the elevator stopped on their floor only because they summoned it - not because there might be someone inside who wants to get off.
People who are scared of revolving doors and/or escalators and spend minutes trying to find the perfect approach or timing to board said transportation device.
People who think it's funny to gun their motors when someone's in the crosswalk right in front of their car.
People who set their cell phone ring tone to the theme song from The Flintstones then always leave their phone at their desk when they walk away, and apparently have 25 children who call them all day long, so all I hear all day over and over is the freakin' theme from the freakin' Flintstones....
(It is obvious that the corporate life is getting to me?)
purple_octopus
18 Oct 2006, 02:35 PM
Do you know what I'd find refreshing? A conservative Republican. Now that would be a sight to see.
Handy Smurf
18 Oct 2006, 02:37 PM
a cute little puppy dog
REMgirl
18 Oct 2006, 02:39 PM
Name something worse than a Republican or a conservative?
thinking...thinking... :confused:
Nope. Nothing comes to mind.
dannyboy
18 Oct 2006, 02:45 PM
People who hand out Jack Chick tracts at the bus stop.
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dannyboy
18 Oct 2006, 02:46 PM
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justmaybetiger
18 Oct 2006, 03:02 PM
*sniff* That was so beautiful. :D
jcarwash31
18 Oct 2006, 03:19 PM
a cute little puppy dog
http://www.valandloka.blogger.com.br/kimeda.jpg
BigSugar
18 Oct 2006, 03:39 PM
http://www.valandloka.blogger.com.br/kimeda.jpg
Dude. That's a Gremlin. i just crapped my pants. If you feed that thing after midnight, i'm gonna beat you.....
seafoamgreen
18 Oct 2006, 03:49 PM
cholera? the bends? the cell phone salesmen at the mall?
jcarwash31
18 Oct 2006, 03:52 PM
the cell phone salesmen at the mall?
Oh god.....kiosk row at the Mall of America. If you walk through there, you'll get raped with a wide variety of crappy products.
The Big Crunch
18 Oct 2006, 04:01 PM
Danielson's album, The Decemberists...MUSE!!
classicgrrl
18 Oct 2006, 04:08 PM
The Nail Nazis.
Yep. they are not there anymore but when i sold shiny useless things to shiny useless people at Cincinnati Mills there was a kiosk that sold nail crap. they would run after you shouting in indian tinged english holding out nail files and such. ran from them numerous times. literally.
*shiver*
purple_octopus
18 Oct 2006, 04:21 PM
CG, I'm convinced it's the fumes that drive them mad. A friend of mine used to work at a health food store in a strip mall. A nail shop opened up next door. The fumes were so bad, I would get a headache just going into the health food store (they seeped through the walls!).
gwar469
18 Oct 2006, 04:28 PM
...MUSE!!
oh no you DIDN'T!!! see...i think i just figured out your recent drought, crunch. chicks...dig...Muse!
oh, and George Steinbrenner is worse.
minkles
18 Oct 2006, 07:42 PM
People who don't like Danielson, The Decemberists, or Muse.
frizgolf
18 Oct 2006, 07:59 PM
Danielson's album, The Decemberists...MUSE!!
I read this as The Perfect Crime is playing...
weezer6
18 Oct 2006, 08:13 PM
everything is worse than being a conservative, because conservatives are the best.
seafoamgreen
18 Oct 2006, 08:34 PM
Do you know what I'd find refreshing? A conservative Republican. Now that would be a sight to see.
so when i get my NEA grant and create a frankenstein monster from Barry Goldwater and William F. Buckley that does nothing more than slap itself upside its head, you'll be at the opening?
purple_octopus
18 Oct 2006, 08:41 PM
so when i get my NEA grant and create a frankenstein monster from Barry Goldwater and William F. Buckley that does nothing more than slap itself upside its head, you'll be at the opening?
You know it!
frizgolf
18 Oct 2006, 08:43 PM
so when i get my NEA grant and create a frankenstein monster from Barry Goldwater and William F. Buckley that does nothing more than slap itself upside its head, you'll be at the opening?
*drools*
Dooooo it!
fedsmack
19 Oct 2006, 08:42 AM
baby rapers.
Mother rapers, father rapers, all sitting on the "group w" bench.
Duemellon
19 Oct 2006, 09:43 AM
Mother rapers, father rapers, all sitting on the "group w" bench.Those people who want to kill, Kill, KILL!!!
They want to have burned charred guts hanging from their teeth! Those people are on par with Rep/Cons
fedsmack
19 Oct 2006, 12:46 PM
Those people who want to kill, Kill, KILL!!!
They want to have burned charred guts hanging from their teeth! Those people are on par with Rep/Cons
Ahhhhh! Since Thanksgiving is just around the corner its about time for the annual viewing of Alice's Restaurant and give thanks that I an not in Iraq with burned charred guts hanging from my teeth.
By the way, the only thing worse than a fascist, oops, I mean a conservative/republican, is being sent to Iraq to slaughter others and be slaughtered for a lie conceived by fascists, oops, I mean conservative/republicans..... :mad:
ThomasC
19 Oct 2006, 03:27 PM
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