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OldManIndieKid
16 Oct 2006, 03:03 PM
I figured, hey, we have two "election" threads. But what we really need is an erection thread.
justmaybetiger
16 Oct 2006, 03:06 PM
I believe you already have a clear winner.
http://cdn-79.cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users12/imsohot/default/msg-116017297227.jpg
BigSugar
16 Oct 2006, 03:24 PM
I believe you already have a clear winner.
http://cdn-79.cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users12/imsohot/default/msg-116017297227.jpg

"My erection is approximately this diameter. Are there any young boys here today who'd like to earn a little extra credit?"
monkey neck
16 Oct 2006, 08:33 PM
I figured, hey, we have two "election" threads. But what we really need is an erection thread.
That is pure message board comedic genius.
dannyboy
16 Oct 2006, 09:19 PM
http://www.samstoybox.com/toypics/ErectorSetBox.jpg
noonan
16 Oct 2006, 10:08 PM
http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/8512/clipboard01di2.jpg
Floozy
16 Oct 2006, 10:49 PM
Captured in chocolate (http://www.cloneawilly.com/pages/product_ccaw.php?PHPSESSID=6d3c0a2965a493219e36f65 00c061d8f), perhaps?
BigSugar
17 Oct 2006, 08:44 AM
Captured in chocolate (http://www.cloneawilly.com/pages/product_ccaw.php?PHPSESSID=6d3c0a2965a493219e36f65 00c061d8f), perhaps?

there's a "Hershey's Kiss" joke in there somewhere, i'm sure of it.
tinnitus
17 Oct 2006, 09:30 AM
This thread makes Ramon very happy!

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y135/jasisbow/ramon2.jpg
miami2112
17 Oct 2006, 09:50 AM
Captured in chocolate (http://www.cloneawilly.com/pages/product_ccaw.php?PHPSESSID=6d3c0a2965a493219e36f65 00c061d8f), perhaps?

i am so going to do that... and "cheat" on my length.
purdueman_in
17 Oct 2006, 11:43 AM
Captured in chocolate (http://www.cloneawilly.com/pages/product_ccaw.php?PHPSESSID=6d3c0a2965a493219e36f65 00c061d8f), perhaps?

I see chocolate in Ms. Purdueman's future...


:D
justmaybetiger
17 Oct 2006, 11:58 AM
Captured in chocolate (http://www.cloneawilly.com/pages/product_ccaw.php?PHPSESSID=6d3c0a2965a493219e36f65 00c061d8f), perhaps?
Oh how scrumptiously vulgar. :o I wonder if it has a cream filling.
winston thrane
17 Oct 2006, 12:12 PM
Q: Can I mold my penis fully erect?
A: Yes. Just insert your erect penis into the molding container and HOLD for approx. 60-90 seconds.

I think a lot of guys won't be able to sit still and "contain" themselves. I like how they emphasized HOLD, so I may not be alone in thinkling this.


and I don't care what they say in the FAQ, yer gonna get a hair imbedded in that chocolate.
purdueman_in
17 Oct 2006, 12:19 PM
Q: Can I mold my penis fully erect?
A: Yes. Just insert your erect penis into the molding container and HOLD for approx. 60-90 seconds.

I think a lot of guys won't be able to sit still and "contain" themselves. I like how they emphasized HOLD, so I may not be alone in thinkling this.


and I don't care what they say in the FAQ, yer gonna get a hair imbedded in that chocolate.


Would this be the appropriate place to say

"insert your own joke about the center filling in the chocolate?"
justmaybetiger
17 Oct 2006, 12:22 PM
Would this be the appropriate place to say

"insert your own joke about the center filling in the chocolate?"
I already have.
Homsar
17 Oct 2006, 12:23 PM
Would this be the appropriate place to say

"insert your own joke about the center filling in the chocolate?"

Bahahahahaha!


Insert!


.............
Motti
17 Oct 2006, 12:28 PM
Q: Can I mold my penis fully erect?
A: Yes. Just insert your erect penis into the molding container and HOLD for approx. 60-90 seconds.

Funny, but I'm partial to these concerns:

Q: What if my penis is crooked?
A: No Problem. The directions contain a simple additional step to accommodate any 'curve'.

Q: What if my penis is pierced?
A: Again No Problem. We do recommend removing your piercing before making the mold.
Floozy
17 Oct 2006, 12:47 PM
But I'm sure the chocolate tastes awful. It would be kind of fun if the molds are reusable to try some different kinds of chocolate. Great bachelorette party favors - mold the groom!
juggles
17 Oct 2006, 12:56 PM
This thread needs a poll:

"If the erection were held today would you vote 'no' or would you vote 'yes' or would you vote "Yes! Yes! Oh god, Yes!!'"
Floozy
17 Oct 2006, 01:23 PM
This thread needs a poll:

"If the erection were held today would you vote 'no' or would you vote 'yes' or would you vote "Yes! Yes! Oh god, Yes!!'"

Also a sneaky way of determining the sexual preference of some boarders...

I vote "yes, yes, oh god yes!"
justmaybetiger
17 Oct 2006, 01:30 PM
But I'm sure the chocolate tastes awful. It would be kind of fun if the molds are reusable to try some different kinds of chocolate. Great bachelorette party favors - mold the groom!
I see a market Cadbury Creme Penises. Seriously, I would eat one right now.
Floozy
17 Oct 2006, 03:11 PM
I see a market Cadbury Creme Penises. Seriously, I would eat one right now.

Oooh, don't get me started on Cadbury chocolate. Easter is my favorite holiday because of their blasted Mini Eggs. Divine!
lutz
17 Oct 2006, 03:15 PM
I see a market Cadbury Creme Penises. Seriously, I would eat one right now.But how would you eat yours? 'Two at a time, baby'? Or 'with chips'?
OldManIndieKid
21 Oct 2006, 08:44 PM
"You sirry Americans and your erections. We sorve probrem by not arrowing erections in our country."

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classicgrrl
21 Oct 2006, 08:51 PM
Oooh, don't get me started on Cadbury chocolate. Easter is my favorite holiday because of their blasted Mini Eggs. Divine!

big ditto from me!!

cadbury.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm