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OldManIndieKid
12 Oct 2006, 08:27 PM
Not really. But this article is a fun read anyway.

OTTAWA, Canada (Reuters) -- Canadian troops fighting Taliban militants in Afghanistan have stumbled across an unexpected and potent enemy -- almost impenetrable forests of marijuana plants 10 feet tall.

General Rick Hillier, chief of the Canadian defense staff, said Thursday that Taliban fighters were using the forests as cover. In response, the crew of at least one armored car had camouflaged their vehicle with marijuana.

"The challenge is that marijuana plants absorb energy, heat very readily. It's very difficult to penetrate with thermal devices. ... And as a result you really have to be careful that the Taliban don't dodge in and out of those marijuana forests," he said in a speech in Ottawa, Canada.

"We tried burning them with white phosphorous -- it didn't work. We tried burning them with diesel -- it didn't work. The plants are so full of water right now ... that we simply couldn't burn them," he said.

Even successful incineration had its drawbacks.

"A couple of brown plants on the edges of some of those [forests] did catch on fire. But a section of soldiers that was downwind from that had some ill effects and decided that was probably not the right course of action," Hiller said dryly.

One soldier told him later: "Sir, three years ago before I joined the army, I never thought I'd say 'That damn marijuana'."

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dannyboy
12 Oct 2006, 08:48 PM
"A couple of brown plants on the edges of some of those [forests] did catch on fire. But a section of soldiers that was downwind from that had some ill effects and decided that was probably not the right course of action," Hiller said dryly.


Ill effects? Probably not enough MRE's to go around to satisfy the resulting appetites. :p

classicgrrl
12 Oct 2006, 09:20 PM
there's an idea for chemical warfare. If you blasted your enemy with tons and tons of mary jane smoke, would they get high? and if so would they still be able to shoot you?

Phreon
12 Oct 2006, 09:40 PM
there's an idea for chemical warfare. If you blasted your enemy with tons and tons of mary jane smoke, would they get high? and if so would they still be able to shoot you?

This is the greatest idea ever. How can we get the entire population of Iraq stoned out of it's gourd? And who will organize the following Doritos airlift?

Phreon

Homsar
12 Oct 2006, 10:41 PM
That damn marijuana.
Hahahahahaha.

dannyboy
12 Oct 2006, 10:55 PM
Here's the pic that accompanied the story:
http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20061012/i/ra2991501047.jpg

classicgrrl
13 Oct 2006, 12:57 AM
Here's the pic that accompanied the story:
http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20061012/i/ra2991501047.jpg

what the hell are those cables hooked to? looks like something from a bad C movie...

justmaybetiger
13 Oct 2006, 01:50 AM
there's an idea for chemical warfare. If you blasted your enemy with tons and tons of mary jane smoke, would they get high? and if so would they still be able to shoot you?
Dude, there wouldn't be anymore shootings. When was the last time you saw a violent pot head? Oh god, I think we've found a way to stop all wars. I can see weed smoke tankers being developed as we speak, ready to drop their particulate cargo. As Phreon said, we'll immediately need to drop tonnes of Cool Ranch Doritos, Classic Fritos, and salsa afterwards.

justmaybetiger
13 Oct 2006, 01:51 AM
Here's the pic that accompanied the story:
http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20061012/i/ra2991501047.jpg
Idea. Strap a giant brush hog to one of those things. Then burn the fucking cannibus!

Slar
13 Oct 2006, 07:35 AM
http://www.separatecinema.com/images/Catalog/thumb/1216.jpg
Idea. Wrap the marijuana into a huge joint. Then smoke out your enemies!

wileE
13 Oct 2006, 08:14 AM
what the hell are those cables hooked to? looks like something from a bad C movie...
Those would be radio antennea.

Radio operator: Doood! I found a killer stash! Get yer ass out here now! And bring some chips!

ThomasC
13 Oct 2006, 11:43 PM
"Snoop Dogg has volunteered to go in and smoke them out." - Conan

Shlep
13 Oct 2006, 11:52 PM
Ill effects? Probably not enough MRE's to go around to satisfy the resulting appetites. :p

Actually, that might be the only thing that would make MREs taste good. Hell, when I got back from the Gulf War, I weighed 165 pounds (I'm 6'3") because after eating MREs for months, they just got near-intolerable. And you can skimp on them since they are mostly bulk-filler and sit in your stomach like a boat anchor keeping you from getting hungry.

http://www.separatecinema.com/images/Catalog/thumb/1216.jpg
Idea. Wrap the marijuana into a huge joint. Then smoke out your enemies!

Curse you for referencing this before I could make a joke about Canadian troops announcing that they are armed with Mighty Joint. :D :D

what the hell are those cables hooked to? looks like something from a bad C movie...

Tow hooks, or they're just strapped to the sides. Armored vehicles usually carry a pair of tow cables lashed to the side (along with spare tracks blocks and maybe a roadwheel or two if it's a tracked vehicle) for mishaps such as getting stuck in the mud.

DaHood
14 Oct 2006, 12:31 AM
http://www.separatecinema.com/images/Catalog/thumb/1216.jpg
Idea. Wrap the marijuana into a huge joint. Then smoke out your enemies!
Rolling Papyrus!

seafoamgreen
14 Oct 2006, 01:07 AM
canadians are fucking hippies.


there. i said it.

DaHood
14 Oct 2006, 01:12 AM
canadians are fucking hippies.
Well they have to keep up the supply of hippies somehow, don't they?

the_birds
15 Oct 2006, 03:59 AM
Idea. Strap a giant brush hog to one of those things. Then eat the brush hog!

Fixed that for you!