The Ever Dreaded "Why is Duemellon back" Thread

[BigSugar]

Curious minds want to know. I thought we were too lowbrow and antagonistic for Due, and we were sworn off for life. I guess not. Due is back and with a vengence!! Post after post and thread after thread.....i thought my "ignore" feature had been rendered obsolete, but i guess not! :)

[george]

Is this a thread to discuss duemellon or to discuss how to discuss duemellon? Or, perhaps, how to discuss how to discuss how to discuss duemellon?

[Duemellon]

Curious minds want to know. I thought we were too lowbrow and antagonistic for Due, and we were sworn off for life. I guess not. Due is back and with a vengence!! Post after post and thread after thread.....i thought my "ignore" feature had been rendered obsolete, but i guess not! :)I didn't leave b/c u were lowbrow & antagonistic. I left b/c of other reasons that, for some reason, didn't quite make sense to u when I said them o,O

But also I put the reason why in my profile for everyone to see.

I guess if u didn't have me on ignore it'd make more sense to start a thread with such an ignominious greeting but I'll still take this muted overchure as a welcomed sign from the BS.

[Slar]

Well, no matter what its for I still think all right thinking people are wrong, and all wrong thinking people are sick and tired of being told their wrong.I'm sick and tired of being told that ordinary decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I most certainly am not, and I'm sick and tired of being told that I am.

[Shlep]

I don't think that the impersonal detachment of an Internet messageboard is the optimal venue for discussing such an emotional, hot-button issue as Duemellons' return. That sort of thing, like race, should be discussed in a round-table manner while getting hammered.

[aqualou]

Well, no matter what it's for I still think all right thinking people are wrong, and all wrong thinking people are sick and tired of being told they're wrong.
i just couldn't help myself :p

[monkey neck]

i just couldn't help myself :p

THANK YOU!!!! That's been bugging me all day! ;)

[ICONOCLAST420]

Curious minds want to know.
Maybe he missed you.

[DaHood]

I usually excuse the whole their, there, they're thing, since I do not have perfect grammatical skills, but it does bug me. :D

[DaHood]

Maybe he missed you.That's what I think. :p

[DaHood]

I also edited it for your viewing pleasure
Oh, ecstasy!! :p

[slopechz]

What's the point of putting someone on an Ignore List? Kinda silly really. :p

[monkey neck]

I wish I could see what you said slopechz, but....you know... :p

[wileE]

That sort of thing, like race, should be discussed in a round-table manner while getting hammered.
Agreed. But most everything should be discussed while getting hammered.

[Phreon]

Curious minds want to know. I thought we were too lowbrow and antagonistic for Due, and we were sworn off for life. I guess not. Due is back and with a vengence!! Post after post and thread after thread.....i thought my "ignore" feature had been rendered obsolete, but i guess not! :)


As if anyone could ever be more lowbrow and antagonistic than yourself.... Perish the thought! :)


Maybe the boards will be interesting again.

Phreon

[DaHood]

I don't think that this thread is as 'dreaded' as the fact that Due is back... to some people.

Frankly I'm glad Due is back. Even if I don't agree with everything he says, he adds a lot of flavor to the board and knowing him in person means a lot because I know he's a great guy. I like Due, and even given that I like a lot of his 'enemies' on this board too.

Due posts some really off the wall stuff sometimes, some of which I can't agree with somtimes, but that's his way and I can dig it.

Welcome back Duemellon. Even those who claim to dread your return probably secretly welcome it. Don't let any of us make you feel as though you should leave again.

[Duemellon]

As if BS would've sent me flowers & candy with a Hallmark card with lil' smiling puppies on it signed using a <3 to dot the "i" in BigSugar.

I guess I should just be happy about the waterless bucket of 3week old mackeral in pickle brine he left on my doorstep next to the flaming brown bag with the mysterious odor.

[JSpaceman]

Don't let any of us make you feel as though you should leave again.
Damn straight- glad you're back. :)

[wileE]

Damn straight- glad you're back. :)
Word to that.

[PeterABnny]

Yeah, now watch as CP/E starts getting REALLY active now that the mellon is back.

I'm late in saying so, but I'll say it here, now - welcome back, Due. :)

[Dumb Hick]

Welcom back Mister Mellon!

I love yer talk and I hope yer return here is a rainbow!

This is what Mister Mellon wants

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f290/coltfan74/thmonakedhoes.gif


gahee!

[JSpaceman]

And your "schtick" is still as boring and lame as hell.

[Dumb Hick]

And your "schtick" is still as boring and lame as hell.

I love you but I've chosen boogers.

[Slar]

Dumb Hick isnt funny anymore, sorry.
But that joke isn't funny anymore
It's too close to home
And it's too near the bone
It's too close to home
And it's too near the bone
More than you'll ever know ...

[Duemellon]

Dumb Hick isnt funny anymore, sorry.: (

but it's how I vent my darker side & ridicule how seriously people take me.

c'mon man. reeeeeeeeeelaks bubba! jes a good ol' boy, never meanin' no harm!

do you really think I should dump it? not gonna do it... not gonna, but asking input anyway. I gots some apologizing to do fer jspacetranaut I see! I sent 'em one o' dem priveet messages once already.

[DaHood]

But that joke isn't funny anymore
It's too close to home
And it's too near the bone
It's too close to home
And it's too near the bone
More than you'll ever know ...tasty!.....

[Slar]

: (

but it's how I vent my darker side & ridicule how seriously people take me.

c'mon man. reeeeeeeeeelaks bubba! jes a good ol' boy, never meanin' no harm!

do you really think I should dump it? not gonna do it... not gonna, but asking input anyway. I gots some apologizing to do fer jspacetranaut I see! I sent 'em one o' dem priveet messages once already.I think it's racist.

[purple_octopus]

*edit* Shit. I'm just deleting that so no one takes it wrong way and has a hissy fit.

[Duemellon]

due is racially confusedbleh!

I'm not black! My momma was WHITE, from a farm in Indiana & was the 1st one of her family line to ever go to college for even a moment.

I think I might be the least confused here.... *looks around as if judging everyone*

Really 'tho, I got as much right to be a hick as I do an educated successful Black man.

When I look at all the different cultures & genes in my soup the only demographic I can't claim to be is an Italian woman with narcolepsy.

[back2vinyl]

bleh!

I'm not black! My momma was WHITE, from a farm in Indiana & was the 1st one of her family line to ever go to college for even a moment.

I think I might be the least confused here.... *looks around as if judging everyone*

Really 'tho, I got as much right to be a hick as I do an educated successful Black man.

When I look at all the different cultures & genes in my soup the only demographic I can't claim to be is an Italian woman with narcolepsy.

<holds up color wheel>

Hmmm, you fall into the "Tiger Woods - probably okay" catagory.

[Duemellon]

<holds up color wheel>

Hmmm, you fall into the "Tiger Woods - probably okay" catagory.HAhAHAHaHaHAHAHAHAHAHhAhaH

yes, indeed, I LOL'd. I'm sure my neighbors wonder "WTF mate?"

[berzerker]

bleh!

...the only demographic I can't claim to be is an Italian woman with narcolepsy.

that's hoTt.

[ICONOCLAST420]

bleh!

I'm not black! My momma was WHITE, from a farm in Indiana & was the 1st one of her family line to ever go to college for even a moment.

I think I might be the least confused here.... *looks around as if judging everyone*

Really 'tho, I got as much right to be a hick as I do an educated successful Black man.

When I look at all the different cultures & genes in my soup the only demographic I can't claim to be is an Italian woman with narcolepsy.
It all depends on who picked you in the racial draft, the whites got Colin Powell on the condition they also took Condeleeza Rice.

[Marlowe]

is there anyone who doubted for one second that due would be back, sooner or (much less likely) later?

[Homsar]

He's back because CE/P didn't have the same feel without him.

[Duemellon]

is there anyone who doubted for one second that due would be back, sooner or (much less likely) later?yes,

..me.

[lawdog]

is there anyone who doubted for one second that due would be back, sooner or (much less likely) later?

I'm just pissed that it wasn't a little later. I had October 15th in the pool. But you're correct. Much like Jesus Christ, his return was inevitable (and, also, more than likely a sign that the end is nigh).

[DaHood]

That sounds like lines from a softcore porn script.

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/9908/hesback8an.gifOMMFG!!! :D :D :D

[Marlowe]

I'm just pissed that it wasn't a little later. I had October 15th in the pool. But you're correct. Much like Jesus Christ, his return was inevitable (and, also, more than likely a sign that the end is nigh).
yeah but on the positive side, 3 of your 4 picks are still live. here's what i have you down for:

- date big sugar relents and takes due off his ignore list: october 16
- date big sugar realizes he was caught in a weak moment and re-adds due to ignore: october 16
- date due leaves yet again over some brouhaha or another: october 17

[BigSugar]

As if BS would've sent me flowers & candy with a Hallmark card with lil' smiling puppies on it signed using a <3 to dot the "i" in BigSugar.

I guess I should just be happy about the waterless bucket of 3week old mackeral in pickle brine he left on my doorstep next to the flaming brown bag with the mysterious odor.

shit. did you upgrade your home security to include camera's now?? maybe my ninja outfit shouldn't have "BigSug" on the back and my old high school number. :)

[Duemellon]

...maybe my ninja outfit shouldn't have "BigSug" on the back and my old high school number. :)Wow, & an private inside joke to boot.

That, sir, is the cutest you've ever been.

[BigSugar]

Wow, & an private inside joke to boot.

That, sir, is the cutest you've ever been.

crap. now he's trying to hug me. if somebody doesn't slander somebody lickety split like, this is going to get out of hand very quickly and people are gonna start dying!!! :D

[DaHood]

I'm really feelin' the love up in here. :p

[akip]

duemellon starts great threads and he's a photo-shopper extraordinaire.

but i have to admit i'm glad his posts aren't so hieroglyphic as they used to be. i couldn't really read em before. :o :confused:

[back2vinyl]

shit. did you upgrade your home security to include camera's now?? maybe my ninja outfit shouldn't have "BigSug" on the back and my old high school number. :)

I wish you could have worn that last November. Try standing in The Pub and asking every guy who walks in with a striped shirt if they are "Big Sugar" some time.

[BigSugar]

I wish you could have worn that last November. Try standing in The Pub and asking every guy who walks in with a striped shirt if they are "Big Sugar" some time.

LOL! next time, i'll be on time. and i'll wear my ninja outfit. sorry! :)