Pat Robertson leg presses a ton...literally!

[Donyo]

I can't believe no one's brought this up. They even devoted a segment to it on PTI yesterday!

http://www.sportsline.com/spin/story/9454343

Here's the actual text from Pat's website:

"Did you know that Pat Robertson can leg press 2,000 pounds? How does he do it? Where does Pat find the time and energy to host a daily, national TV show, head a world-wide ministry, develop visionary scholars, while traveling the globe as a statesman?

One of Pat's secrets to keeping his energy high and his vitality soaring is his age-defying protein shake. Pat developed a delicious, refreshing shake, filled with energy-producing nutrients. Discover what kinds of natural ingredients make up Pat's protein shake by registering for your FREE booklet today!"

[Slar]

It must be the LORD'S recipe, since Pat Robertson talks to the LORD all the time.

[DaHood]

Don't believe it. He sold his soul to Satan. That is why he has superhuman strength, not to mention why he is such a twat.

[aqualou]

http://bookweb.kinokuniya.co.jp/bimgdata/FC0609806750.JPG
STEP 1: Find yourself a cross.

[jib]

Well, it doesn't say he does it all at once. Anyone can press 20 pounds 100 times over the course of several weeks.

[Breeze]

http://bookweb.kinokuniya.co.jp/bimgdata/FC0609806750.JPG
STEP 1: Find yourself a cross.

You skipped the part about spending 40 days and 40 nights in the desert...

[markalot]

He's drinking sperm.

[stakeraiser]

He's Jesus Juiced

[Breeze]

He's Jesus Juiced

Thanks, Jacko!

[Harlock]

http://www.republic.org/~neal/pics/PHulk.jpg

[Jim Schue]

I bet it's that same protein shake that Peter North made famous during his heyday.

[twentyshots]

this has inspired me to make a "Jesus is my spotter" t-shirt and send it to him.

[jps]

also from cbs sportsline...

Clay Travis at CBS Sportsline notes “That would mean a 76-year-old man broke the all-time Florida State University leg press record by 665 pounds over Dan Kendra. 665 pounds. Further, when he set the record, they had to modify the leg press machine to fit 1,335 pounds of weight. Plus, Kendra’s capillaries in his eyes burst. Burst.” May 23, 2006 1:08 pm

[akip]

pat's not only a zealot, he's a lying sack of shit.

[purdueman_in]

Robertson is such a...such a...

tool.