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despondent
05 Mar 2006, 11:37 PM
link (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060304/ap_on_fe_st/social_security_error;_ylt=AifkUT7oSx.quG6_S5SwaP3 tiBIF;_ylu=X3oDMTA5aHJvMDdwBHNlYwN5bmNhdA--)
Sat Mar 4, 7:33 AM ET
Eighty-one-year-old Myron Manders wants the Social Security Administration to know that he still is alive. The problem is, it doesn't seem to be listening.

Last November, Manders was preparing to leave a hospital where he was treated for pneumonia when a social worker said his insurance company would not pay the bill because it believed Manders died on Sept. 1.

William Jarrett, a Social Security spokesman in Cleveland, said Friday the mistake was due to an erroneous document. He could not disclose the error's source.

"It was a mistake on our part and we are apologetic," he said.

Manders' wife, Eunice, remembered that she first reacted to the news of her husband's alleged demise with anger.

"I never laughed about it," Myron Manders said.

Jarrett said Eunice Manders has been paid a survivor's benefit, which he said is now considered an overpayment she will be responsible for paying back, although she will have a right to appeal.

Manders, who describes himself as an almost-retired architect, sought to clear up the problem by showing up at a Social Security office. The in-person appearance did not help.

The Department of Veterans Affairs, recognizing that Manders served in the Army during World War II, notified Eunice that she is a beneficiary on his Veterans Affairs life insurance policy and that Social Security had notified the VA of Myron's death.

The latest correspondence from Social Security came Monday addressed to Eunice, advising she is entitled to monthly widow's benefits. Myron Manders would not say exactly what was going through his mind. "Curse words," he hinted.

markalot
06 Mar 2006, 07:47 AM
This is why we need more government. They hire only the best people to do quality work.

frizgolf
06 Mar 2006, 07:58 AM
This is why we need more government. They hire only the best people to do quality work.
I resemble that remark.

agate0ph0be
06 Mar 2006, 08:48 AM
your mom resembles that remark...in bed.



SNAP!

markalot
06 Mar 2006, 09:20 AM
He's here all week.

Homsar
06 Mar 2006, 10:10 AM
I'm not dead yet!

BigSugar
06 Mar 2006, 10:51 AM
I'm not dead yet!

shut up. you're not fooling anybody.

Homsar
06 Mar 2006, 12:40 PM
I feel happy!

the happy prole
06 Mar 2006, 01:23 PM
Yeah, you never see this happening with banks, insurance companies or any other large private companies. :rolleyes:

Shlep
06 Mar 2006, 01:30 PM
Yeah, you never see this happening with banks, insurance companies or any other large private companies. :rolleyes:

I used to work for an insurance company (warranty, to be precise) and I don't recall telling anyone they were dead. We did keep mailing stuff like "How Did We Do?" surveys to a dead guy, who's widow wasn't too happy about it when she got me on the phone. ;)

Anyway, I can imagine how this scenario might play out in a local government office:

"Look, I'm *NOT* dead!"
"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid you are!"
"I'm standing RIGHT HERE!"
"I can see that. However, our records clearly show..."

BigSugar
06 Mar 2006, 02:43 PM
hey, it almost got Alan Alda out of the Korean War.

monkey neck
06 Mar 2006, 03:10 PM
Bush is so stupid.

aqualou
06 Mar 2006, 03:58 PM
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