Supreme Court Stuns Liberal Viewers.....Upholds 155th Trimester Abortions

[BigSugar]

AP Wire - 10:58 a.m.: 38 Year Old Anna Nicole Smith was shot dead by Chief Justice John Roberts as she entered the Supreme Court on Tuesday for the hearing on her will-contest case. Justice Roberts, long an opponent of abortion, was quoted as saying "It just felt right." Smith's mother has long been embarrassed by the escapades of her spawn and had been overheard saying "I wish she'd never been born." Justice Roberts granted that motion on Tuesday.

In a watershed moment for womens reproductive rights, Justices Scalia and Thomas helped the Chief Justice carry the aborted 155th trimester "fetus" back to chambers for further "research". Justice Thomas was overheard saying "Having a Coke and a smile, baby. Where my bitches at?" as he exited the hallowed hall. Reached for comment at his Massachussetts bordello, Sen. Ted Kennedy wept uncontrollably at the loss of the "fetus" Smith, who Kennedy remembered fondly as "One of the finest lays I've ever had. She could suck a golf ball through a garden hose. I'm disappointed in the Bush Administration for allowing the travesty of 155th trimester abortions to continue." Sen. Kennedy then drove off toward the Chappaquiddick with an underage hooker in the trunk and a bag of blow in his coat pocket.

Updates as the story unfolds.

[Slar]

This may hold implications for gun rights issues as well. :confused:

[justa bill]

Updates as the story unfolds.

Sug, you need to get out of County Hell. Hollywood's the place that you oughta be... :D too funny!

[monkey neck]

I don't mean to get all technical on you, but it would be about the 125th trimester, wouldn't it?

Anyway it wouldn't matter, because with Smith, she wouldn't have been considered a viable human being until at least the 225th trimester, and even then, still probably wouldn't have a soul.

[BigSugar]

I don't mean to get all technical on you, but it would be about the 125th trimester, wouldn't it?

Anyway it wouldn't matter, because with Smith, she wouldn't have been considered a viable human being until at least the 225th trimester, and even then, still probably wouldn't have a soul.

4 trimesters per year, but even if i'm wrong, she's been rode so hard and put away wet so many times that she's much older than she seems. :eek:

the "fetus" Smith is truly evidence that p*ssy (and the willingness to freely toss it to a shipful of sailors on a whim) can get you anything/anywhere in america. sad really.

[agate0ph0be]

so wait...is this satire for or against abortion?

[markalot]

4 trimesters per year, but even if i'm wrong, she's been rode so hard and put away wet so many times that she's much older than she seems. :eek:

the "fetus" Smith is truly evidence that p*ssy (and the willingness to freely toss it to a shipful of sailors on a whim) can get you anything/anywhere in america. sad really.

You talk as if that's a bad thing.

[BigSugar]

so wait...is this satire for or against abortion?

yes.

actually, it's about responsible procreation and not raising your spawn to be drugged out whores who think sucking a 90 year old dick entitles them to a billion dollars. :D

[agate0ph0be]

ohhh ok.

i think when anna nicole smith gets shot/cut/wounded, instead of bleeding, every depressant and narcotic known to man oozes from her veins...?

[Homsar]

Her blood is black.
I think what she needs is a good roundhouse kick to the face from a certain hirsute law enforcement officer.

[monkey neck]

4 trimesters per year

Doh! I'm thinking 3 per year. The whole "tri" part of it threw me off.

I'm not a smart man, but I do know what love is. It's about whoring yourself for billions of dollars!