My new plan to lure Bin Laden to my home..

[BigSugar]

1. Insult Muhammed: ie: Muhammed smoked little boys peckers and screwed camels. he also drank alcohol and once bet on the Powerball.

2. Wait patiently at front door.......

while admittedly, this plan may attract others who just want to kill me (ie: Due, Yosh, Frost, PsuedoIslamicpussyboys), I figure i'll get plenty of target practice while i wait. :D monkeyneck, you bring the beer. Orville, we're gonna need a whole shitload of bagel bites and ammo.....7.62 NATO rounds if you please.

xoxo
Sug Eastwood

BinLaden Says "Big Sug is Enemy #1" (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/ID/11452123)

[drexel dave]

Since you've already declared your intentions, you will be shot from a distance while travelling where you have no defenses.

The first thing to do when planning something like this is to not give your target any clue as to what you have planned for them. And since you've already made your intentions public, you will now die like a surprised pig who thought he was clever by giving all of his clues away. This is why BinLaden of those of his ilk are smarter than you. They've been playing this war game for centuries.

Besides, you would crap your little lawyer britches if you actually ever had to shoot anyone. Orville too (although he's an alright guy - I knows him personally).

1. Insult Muhammed: ie: Muhammed smoked little boys peckers and screwed camels. he also drank alcohol and once bet on the Powerball.

2. Wait patiently at front door.......

while admittedly, this plan may attract others who just want to kill me (ie: Due, Yosh, Frost, PsuedoIslamicpussyboys), I figure i'll get plenty of target practice while i wait. :D monkeyneck, you bring the beer. Orville, we're gonna need a whole shitload of bagel bites and ammo.....7.62 NATO rounds if you please.

xoxo
Sug Eastwood

BinLaden Says "Big Sug is Enemy #1" (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/ID/11452123)

[BigSugar]

Since you've already declared your intentions, you will be shot from a distance while travelling where you have no defenses.

The first thing to do when planning something like this is to not give your target any clue as to what you have planned for them. And since you've already made your intentions public, you will now die like a surprised pig who thought he was clever by giving all of his clues away. This is why BinLaden of those of his ilk are smarter than you. They've been playing this war game for centuries.

Besides, you would crap your little lawyer britches if you actually ever had to shoot anyone. Orville too (although he's an alright guy - I knows him personally).

oh but Dave, maybe i'm planning the old reverse switcheroo, in which case i'll be hiding secretly where OBL (and you) least expect me since i've already declared that i'll be at home. man, i'm three steps ahead of you fuckers. this is gonna be easy!!! (don't look left. seriously. don't do it. that's just your friendly neighborhood bush. nothing to fear here. la la la.......)

just remember: you can lead a terrorist to water, but you can't make him bathe.

[drexel dave]

oh but Dave, maybe i'm planning the old reverse switcheroo...

just remember: you can lead a terrorist to water, but you can't make him bathe.

Just remember though, your target most likely is assuming that you'll be in waiting, in costume, in hiding and will be prepared for that.

You should know about not bathing. Fat people do smell. :eek:

[lutz]

just remember: you can lead a terrorist to water, but you can't make him bathe.http://i1.tinypic.com/o7rtwz.jpg

[mikeatthemadfro]

or we can build a time machine,

go back to when 99 percent of the world would have "understood" us spending all the resources at our disposal to take Bin Laden out in afghani-pakistan...

which would have been a helluva lot cheaper than going over to Iraq? and leaving BL to continue to preach....and recruit through the iraq debacle.

[purple_octopus]

Earlier, I was talking to my mother on the phone, and she informed me that Bin Laden is hiding out at Bush's ranch in Crawford. I rather like this idea, as conspiracy theories are always more fun than the truth.

[DaHood]

Earlier, I was talking to my mother on the phone, and she informed me that Bin Laden is hiding out at Bush's ranch in Crawford. I rather like this idea, as conspiracy theories are always more fun than the truth.
:D
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[yoshomon]

Bin Ladin = ianalex

All those pictures of him you see aren't real! He's actually a cute 20-something queer from Northside who I make love to every night. Don't Come Knocking If Me and Osama Bin Rockin'!!

[tobedawg]

Big Sug's posts are a freakin' riot! :D

[DaHood]

He's actually a cute 20-something queer from Northside who I make love to every night. Don't Come Knocking If Me and Osama Bin Rockin'!!
Please tell me you make him be 'the woman'. :p

[Sushi]

Shortly after Sept. 11, the police blotter in the local suburban paper said that several people had reported seeing Osama Bin Laden at the Dept of Motor Vehicles and the Entemann's bakery shop. (I am not making this up. Honestly.) So apparently he's living on the east side of Cleveland, has a street legal car, and likes baked goods.

I'm pretty sure that Saddam Hussein works out at the downtown YMCA.

[monkey neck]

Hey Sug, seeing as how those cartoons were published last September, we will be waiting a long time before the muslims show up at the door. I'll come out around July 4th. They should catch wind of this by then. In the mean time Muhammad/Mohamed/Muhammed/Mohammed/MoHam-n-Cheese/Mohamad will just have to wait to be avenged.

With OBL's latest message, he sounds like an old crime movie where the criminal yells "You'll never catch me alive, copper!".

[ianalex10]

Bin Ladin = ianalex

All those pictures of him you see aren't real! He's actually a cute 20-something queer from Northside who I make love to every night. Don't Come Knocking If Me and Osama Bin Rockin'!!


Shouldn't you be out burning suv's??

[yoshomon]

Shouldn't you be out burning suv's??

I don't know about SUVs, but I've got a burning desire to get with you right now!

[Shlep]

Bin Ladin = ianalex

All those pictures of him you see aren't real! He's actually a cute 20-something queer from Northside who I make love to every night. Don't Come Knocking If Me and Osama Bin Rockin'!!

Shouldn't you be out burning suv's??

Wow, that smoked him out quick, yosh.

I'm pretty sure that Saddam Hussein works out at the downtown YMCA.

At the Young Mens' Christian Association? Man, wouldn't that be a tad ironic.

Or not...he could be a thorn in the side of the Zionist infidel Great Satan by monopolozing the squat rack and not wiping his sweat off of the Nautilus Machine with the towels provided (I'll bet he's got some serious stanky sweat, that Saddam!).

[Sushi]

Or not...he could be a thorn in the side of the Zionist infidel Great Satan by monopolozing the squat rack and not wiping his sweat off of the Nautilus Machine with the towels provided (I'll bet he's got some serious stanky sweat, that Saddam!).
Oh he does. I always try to avoid being on the treadmill next to him. And in the weight room, he never restacks his weights. I called him on it and he said the Koran forbids the strong man from restacking his own weights, which I'm pretty sure is a load of horsecrap. Plus, his fricking ex-boyfriend Satan is always hanging around, pretending to just "run into" Saddam.

[fadedbluejeans]

Saddam has been sighted in Toledo, OH... now for updates.

[the_birds]

The only way you are going to get terrorists to your house is with at least 73 virgins.

[BigSugar]

The only way you are going to get terrorists to your house is with at least 73 virgins.

if i could get 73 virgins to my house, i wouldn't bother with the terrorists!

72, 71, 70, 69......69 was my favorite virgin......68, 67.......and on in the 7th minute, Sug rested..........66, 65, 64.........this may take at least an hour. whew!

[aqualou]

The only way you are going to get terrorists to your house is with at least 73 virgins.
and a ham sandwich on rye.