Christopher Walken for President in 2008!! [Archive]

tobedawg

13 Aug 2005, 11:16 PM

Came across this, thought I might share..

Based on the positions of the issues mentioned, I'd vote for him in a heartbeat!!

http://www.walken2008.com/politics.html

drworm8

14 Aug 2005, 01:38 AM

is this for real?

holy crap, I just might vote for him too....

Lucy VanPelt

14 Aug 2005, 08:30 AM

wow! i would totally vote for Walken.

Slar

15 Aug 2005, 07:37 AM

I'm Slar, and I approve this thread.

Spoon4613

15 Aug 2005, 08:25 AM

He'd be great to see in a debate and would probably creep out/intimidate everyone else... I say do it up.

atomikdarling

15 Aug 2005, 08:52 AM

*crosses fingers*

please be real. please be real.

LearnToSwim

15 Aug 2005, 08:52 AM

he would kick ass

Spoon4613

15 Aug 2005, 08:57 AM

Who would be his VP? Joe Pesci?

If so, I'd watch CSPAN everyday and actually watch the State of the Union address.

Slar

15 Aug 2005, 09:02 AM

Who would be his VP? Joe Pesci?

If so, I'd watch CSPAN everyday and actually watch the State of the Union address.It might even be interesting!

markalot

15 Aug 2005, 09:04 AM

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atomikdarling

15 Aug 2005, 09:05 AM

His VP should be Steve Buscemi. They'll be the creepy-guy ticket.

Handy Smurf

15 Aug 2005, 09:44 AM

His VP should be Steve Buscemi. They'll be the creepy-guy ticket.
I would quit my job, sell all my posessions, and move to Washington to work for their campaign team

Spoon4613

15 Aug 2005, 09:47 AM

I would quit my job, sell all my posessions, and move to Washington to work for their campaign team
They would have one hell of a grassroots campaign... sign me up

Sovrana

15 Aug 2005, 10:05 AM

Somehow I don't think the voters will go for someone whose best known to play Russian Roulette....er....

...hmmm....maybe I'm wrong. :confused: ;)

Slar

15 Aug 2005, 10:22 AM

Somehow I don't think the voters will go for someone whose best known to play Russian Roulette....er....

...hmmm....maybe I'm wrong. :confused: ;)Could it really be worse than someone who was known for "Bedtime for Bonzo"?

The Big Crunch

15 Aug 2005, 10:29 AM

Please, fuckhead...just fucking vote for me...it's for your own good.

The Sheck

15 Aug 2005, 10:39 AM

What America needs...is MORE COWBELL!

snoglet

15 Aug 2005, 11:07 AM

His VP should be Steve Buscemi. They'll be the creepy-guy ticket.
I'd vote for that ticket!

Handy Smurf

15 Aug 2005, 11:25 AM

came up under GIS for christopher walken...I can only hope that is who that letter was actually written too...thats the kind of thing walken would get done as our President.
http://www.clarkson.edu/~johndan/datacloud/images/fear_of_god.jpg

loveydovey

15 Aug 2005, 12:28 PM

"Little girl, what did I tell you . . . about voting Republican?"

lawdog

15 Aug 2005, 01:12 PM

Man, this would totally trump Al Gore's "lockbox" rhetoric in re Social Security privatization. I can see it now...

The way previous generations looked at it, Social Security was your birthright. They'd be damned if some wall street brokers were gonna get their greasy hands on their birthright. So that's why I'm going to hide Social Security in the one place I know it'll be safe: my ass. I pledge to keep Social Security up my ass for four years. Then, America, I will give it to you.

The Sheck

15 Aug 2005, 01:18 PM

The way previous generations looked at it, Social Security was your birthright. They'd be damned if some wall street brokers were gonna get their greasy hands on their birthright. So that's why I'm going to hide Social Security in the one place I know it'll be safe: my ass. I pledge to keep Social Security up my ass for four years. Then, America, I will give it to you.

:applause:

And it's certainly couldn't be worse than where Social Security is right now. :D

ahart2001

08 Sep 2005, 04:01 PM

Where has Chris Walken been? I haven't seen him around here much lately. :(

back2vinyl

08 Sep 2005, 04:05 PM

I would quit my job, sell all my posessions, and move to Washington to work for their campaign team

So once you get as far as Pittsburgh, how do you plan to finance the rest of the trip?

Chris Walken

08 Sep 2005, 04:16 PM

Where has Chris Walken been? I haven't seen him around here much lately. :(

I'm still around.

Lurking in the shadows.

There's a lot of new faces around here.

http://img91.exs.cx/img91/7201/christopher_walken.jpg

Handy Smurf

08 Sep 2005, 04:25 PM

So once you get as far as Pittsburgh, how do you plan to finance the rest of the trip?
what, you think I dont have any money?
I didnt say I was going to throw handfuls of cash out the car window as I sped towards Walken campaign headquarters

Ive got a mutual fund and a 401k baby

AmericanScience

08 Sep 2005, 05:10 PM

Ive got a 401k babyWhat's it's name?

back2vinyl

08 Sep 2005, 06:47 PM

what, you think I dont have any money?
I didnt say I was going to throw handfuls of cash out the car window as I sped towards Walken campaign headquarters

Ive got a mutual fund and a 401k baby

Come to think of it, I've seen your bar tab. You DO have a lot of money.

emalojo

08 Sep 2005, 06:55 PM

Guys I feel like such a Grinch right now but here ya go :( .......
http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/walken.asp

Slar

08 Sep 2005, 08:26 PM

Guys I feel like such a Grinch right now but here ya go :( .......
http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/walken.aspSorry, but snopes has got to be wrong this time. I feel quite certain that this is the real deal.