NEVER EVER Date...

[yoyo]

NEVER DATE A GUY/GIRL WHO....


my reply...wears tighter pants than me.

[shivui]

wears no pants at all

[cuddlyevil]

who believes that running water through their hair is as good as washing it with shampoo...

What if they wear skirts shivui???

[classicgrrl]

Does not know that Hitachi makes a vibrator....

Jim, are you reading this?!
classic

[lawdog]

Indeed I am, Julie. I'll respond with:

Someone who owns appliances that might well render your sexual services obsolete.

[pathogen.b]

your mom. see already knows you have a small package :(

[Steph]

Originally posted by pathogen.b
your mom. see already knows you have a small package :(

You crack me up!!!!!!

[pathogen.b]

:D

[shivui]

Originally posted by cuddlyevil
What if they wear skirts shivui???
pants as a general term. refering to anything piece of clothing worn in that area, i.e. pants, skirts, shorts, trunks. under-garments included.

[fogelberg]

...who could kick your ass, even on your worst day.

[DogStarMan]

...a junkie...'nuf said.

[cuddlyevil]

Originally posted by shivui

pants as a general term. refering to anything piece of clothing worn in that area, i.e. pants, skirts, shorts, trunks. under-garments included.

Ah, so basically you don't like naked (at least from the waist down) people? ;) :p

Adding to the list:

people who think an IQ is just another euphemism for a birth control device.

[Neil]

...use the phrase "my ex" in the first 10 minutes you talk to them.

[vicious]

....a fella who spends more time in fromt of the mirror than me. especially on his hair, no matter how good it looks when he's done.

[Orestes]

period. dating sucks :cool:

[Rellah]

can't fuck.

[IPrayForSound]

Me :(

[hlfzephyr]

...your bestfriends younger sister, even if she is really, really hot

[shivui]

Originally posted by cuddlyevil
Ah, so basically you don't like naked (at least from the waist down) people? ;) :p

it's not that i don't like them. i just don't think anyone should date a person who always wants to be naked from the waist down. not including socks, shoes, etc.

furthermore...

people on deathrow.

[Misfitt]

A first name that's a last name and a last name that's a first name and no middle name just an initial.
You just can't truss em!

[cuddlyevil]

someone who gets a little too excited by the news that you've just found a porcelain phrenology bust in a store near your home...

;)

[classicgrrl]

Originally posted by Rellah
can't fuck.

Spewing popcorn all over the puter screen at this moment.

Never, ever date a guy without a tongue.....(everybody on here still got their tongue's right? Don't wanna hurt noone feelings)

classic

[LiceKrispy]

never date a girl who openly admits she is manipulative. you'd be surprised at how easy it is to think "aw, she's just jokin' around", and how wrong you are.

never date anyone who enjoys opening beer bottles with their bellie-button.

[eurotek1]

someone you wouldn't be friends with

someone who doesn't laugh at your jokes (at least initially)

someone who can't tell when you're joking

someone who wears big pants (men in big pants! ack!)

someone who mentions their therapist within the first 10 min of introductory conversation

someone who talks like a dr suess book.
(hello, i am ted
and my shirt is red
i like trail of dead
and right said fred
what do you do?
d'you like alt rock too?
i bet it's true
that i'm right for you)

or something.

[cuddlyevil]

someone with a very bad temper and boxing gloves.

someone who doesn't trust you, and conversly, whom you feel you can't trust.

someone who doesn't (or won't) introduce you to their friends, or those closest to them.

[yoyo]

a person who says..."I don't want to play any games." If they have to tell you that they wanna play games.

[cuddlyevil]

this guy (http://www.greenbaypressgazette.com/news/archive/local_3975566.shtml)

[yoyo]

a guy...who wants you to meet his mother after a few dates.

[cuddlyevil]

Worse yet, a guy who brings his mother on your date.

[MsAtt]

...whose not EXACTLY divorced yet. :mad:

[c-lando]

Originally posted by MsAtt
...whose not EXACTLY divorced yet. :mad: A big HELL YES for that one.

[yoshomon]

.... who doesn't like going to movies.

[Docta]

.... who hates baseball.

[yoshomon]

Originally posted by Docta
.... who hates baseball.

..... a girl who beats you in the fantasy baseball league....

[Docta]

Originally posted by yoshomon


..... a girl who beats you in the fantasy baseball league....

roflmao! oh no brutha, that is the woman you WANT! 8-)

[cuddlyevil]

on that same token:

someone who hates football and doesn't like you watching football in a bar with other men...

[MsAtt]

...a musician if you don't like being second on the important list. :p

[BludyHell]

...anyone who doesn't like being second on the important list.

Pardon me. I'm a musician...

[kickinitlive]

um...

good god, i don't know. if they have legs, tits, a reasonably pretty face and no penis, they're bound to get hit on by me eventually...

but seriously folks...

for me, it's don't ever date someone who doesn't appreciate puns(since i tend to make a few...that would drive them crazy).
um what else...
never date someone who's still in high school (oops...but i'm 19, so it's not gross or anything). it's bizarre the transformation that occurs when girls get out of high school [high fidelity] that's when you're supposed to have sex!!! in college!! [/high fidelity]
oh...and...
never date someone who will look down on you simply because of who you are...that's happened to me a FEW times, actually. thankfully, not in a while. fuck them :cool:

[sadgirlseven]

Originally posted by eurotek1
someone you wouldn't be friends with

someone who doesn't laugh at your jokes (at least initially)

someone who can't tell when you're joking

someone who wears big pants (men in big pants! ack!)

someone who mentions their therapist within the first 10 min of introductory conversation

someone who talks like a dr suess book.
(hello, i am ted
and my shirt is red
i like trail of dead
and right said fred
what do you do?
d'you like alt rock too?
i bet it's true
that i'm right for you)

or something.

this is freakin' brilliant. i'm takin' notes. ;)

[yoyo]

someone who tries to change you.

*first hand experience
*shudders*

[MagicalPig]

outside of your species...it just doesn't work in the long run.

[c-lando]

...someone who doesn't know how to share custody of the radio.

[foolsgold]

Originally posted by cuddlyevil
someone who gets a little too excited by the news that you've just found a porcelain phrenology bust in a store near your home...

;)

Yeah, you'd be well served to avoid a freak like that. Sounds like the type of guy who has a dirt basement.



Fools "Puts the lotion in the basket" Gold

[cuddlyevil]

Originally posted by foolsgold

Fools "Puts the lotion in the basket" Gold

hee hee...foolsgold is funny :)

[eurotek1]

i have to argue with the no baseball thing. if i met a dude who hated baseball, that would be a positive thing. now of course, if he hated hockey or f1 racing, i wouldn't give him the time of day, but baseball and football i could do without, i think.

:)

(but i do see your point that if you're a guy adn if you like baseball dating a woman who hates it might not be a good idea)

[cuddlyevil]

At least if they're willing to watch (baseball, football, etc) it with you, then I think that counts as a plus. But, if they refuse to even watch a game or two with you, then they've gotta go.

Add to my list: anyone who makes you feel as if you have to behave differently or change yourself to be around them...

[donnieg]

Never date someone who thinks that money can buy love. Because true love is not about how rich or poor one is

[IPrayForSound]

SURE it is....I only date girls who are poor enough to be impressed with the money I have.

Never date someone whose jealous ex is getting out on parole in a few days and already knows who you are and where you live.

[yoyo]

NDSW...chews with their mouth open. OR lacks general table manners.

[classicgrrl]

edited 'cause the above was just too damn pitiful.

Never Ever Date...

someone who lives with 15 cats.

classic

[yoyo]

a guy who wants you to become his momma.

[The Tooth]

never ever date...

someone you're scared of.

[classicgrrl]

someone who barfs on your shoes...

[yoshomon]

Originally posted by donnieg
Never date someone who thinks that money can buy love. Because true love is not about how rich or poor one is

YES!!!!!! The people on television are wrong!!!:D :D :D :D

[classicgrrl]

There are people of television???

I thought they were just 2 dimensional toothpicks.

the things you learn..
classic

[classicgrrl]

never ever date...

someone who can't take a dump
classic

Whaddya want, I just posted on the doodie thread

[cuddlyevil]

Never date someone who has full conversations with their pet (meaning they say something, believe the pet answers them and they reply (aka: don't date the cat lady)).


--and--

NDSW doesn't take your pleasure into consideration during sex, dates, etc...

[AngelV]

Winona Ryder.

[IPrayForSound]

You can date Winona Ryder, just don't take her to the mall with you.

NDSW thinks deodorant is a suitable substitution for showering.

[yoyo]

NDSW doesn't wash their hands after pottying.

[IPrayForSound]

NDSW doesn't wash their hands after...uh...doing something else that involves most of the same parts as pottying.

[yoyo]

EWWWW!:eek: What a yucky thought IPFS!

[Rellah]

Never ever date... your bartender.

Fuck him all you like. Don't date him.

[classicgrrl]

someone 10 years younger than you...

Originally posted by Rellah
Fuck him all you like. Don't date him.

same applys.
classic

[cuddlyevil]

someone who'd rather buy a new $3500 drumkit than buy you a damn carnation or happy meal...

-or-

Someone who thinks buying the six dollar burger at hardee's is dinner out at a nice place.


so how does it work? older men good for dating/younger men bad for dating? just curious

[classicgrrl]

Originally posted by cuddlyevil
so how does it work? older men good for dating/younger men bad for dating? just curious

Precisely - however you don't want to date too much out of your generation (someone called it species) because then you don't have anything to talk about. I think 5-7 years is the limit for me.

For the absolute best sex of your life you MUST be with an older person - preferrably 5 years and up. I think everyone in their early-mid twenties should have a fling with someone in their mid 30's to mid 40's. As long as you don't fall in love and they aren't married.

How does the rest of the boards feel about this?
classic

[cuddlyevil]

I can almost agree with that...I'm dating someone 6 years my senior, I adore him, could I fall in love with him? Yep. Have I? Dunno, don't know what I did before I met him though. I won't say much on the sex issue beyond the sex I'm having right now is some of the best I've ever had.

[cuddlyevil]

never, ever date the guy who is all excited about an article he found regarding pig vibrators (don't ask or i'll have nightmares)

[Lady Dre]

Originally posted by classicgrrl


For the absolute best sex of your life you MUST be with an older person - preferrably 5 years and up. I think everyone in their early-mid twenties should have a fling with someone in their mid 30's to mid 40's.

I don't necessarily agree with the first statement of your quote, Classic. I was married for 10 year to a man that was 18 years older than me. He was the worst lover I had ever had initially. He did finally learn the basics with much prompting on my part. His training took 7 years to complete! But it paid off nicely.:D But I do agree with the latter sentence of this quote though. Men start to rippen when they hit their 30's and you really don't want more than 6 years of an age difference.

[Rellah]

Originally posted by Rellah
Never ever date... your bartender.

Fuck him all you like. Don't date him.

Hmm. Recent developments. I might bend these rules a little bit.

Is it bad to date/fuck the bartender and the barback at the same time?

[cuddlyevil]

Originally posted by cockney rebel


oh shit

No need to worry CR, there was a lady in my neighbourhood who ignored all conversation with humans and only spoke to cats...she was funny...

[cuddlyevil]

did i mention she fed only the strays? this caused their home to be overrun with kitties and smell like cat pee permanently...she lives on the 3rd floor of an apartment building now, we had to warn the property manager. Sad thing is, the cats still hang around the house and howl b/c they're not being fed...

[MsAtt]

...a lounge lizard

blah! :p

[IPrayForSound]

...anyone who thinks flatulance is the primary ingredient when whipping up a batch of fun.

Cockney, you have what may very well be the best sig ever.

[yoyo]

Interesting side bar here...Cuddly asked....so how does it work? older men good for dating/younger men bad for dating? just curious

This is a personal thing and every woman is different and knowing yourself is a must when treading this ground.

I never got along with guys my age and never found much joy while dating around my age both up and down the age scale. I am a bit dominate and pushy and competitive. Never found the right guy who could deal well with that.

Anyways, I am now married to someone who suits me and my needs and its reciprocated. We have a 16 year age difference. Training, nah, he is good. Knows just how to tweak me just right. Lets me be me and doesn't want to change me and is just as competitive as me. We even each other out and I love that. When I am with him I am a great big pussy cat. I actually am nice.

Its a personal thing. I understand some folks can't dig it BUT I know it works for me.

[cuddlyevil]

Thanks yoyo, a discussion had gotten started but sorta faltered...my sentiments are up on the page previous to this one. Somewhere under classic's reply to my asking that question...

I'm dating someone 6 years my senior and he's wonderful. I seriously don't remember what it was like without him and I don't know if I want to...

[MsAtt]

hmmmm.........well, lets just say i've had experience with both older and younger men and i prefer younger...one of the most significant and delightful relationships in my life was with someone 16 years my junior. it had it's insanity, but the sex was great!:D

[Rellah]

young, dumb, and full of come.

[classicgrrl]

Rellah - your posts are just so.....well....there!

a boy toy as it where...

classic

[Murphy]

Originally posted by classicgrrl
For the absolute best sex of your life you MUST be with an older person - preferrably 5 years and up. I think everyone in their early-mid twenties should have a fling with someone in their mid 30's to mid 40's. As long as you don't fall in love and they aren't married.

How does the rest of the boards feel about this?
classic

Sorry to chip in late on this but I would have to say hell, yeah. Been there, done that. Never would have married the guy, but it was one hell of a ride while it lasted.

(hehe, she said 'ride')

[cuddlyevil]

Originally posted by Rellah
Is it bad to date/fuck the bartender and the barback at the same time?

Dunno Rells, if both know you're not serious with either of them (read: they know you're dating someone else) then it's better than dating/fucking both at the same time and their not knowing. Personally, if I were just casually dating someone and sex was involved (hell, even without the sex being involved) I'd want to know if he was dating/fucking someone else. Because then I would do my best not to get too attached in the event of his deciding to drop me for another girl...or, I'd make the decision for him and leave before I fell for him.

[yoyo]

Rellah, its not a problem...that is called a menage de twat (sp?). You all know whats going on then.


NEDSW...wears the same size clothes as you. And prefers to wear yours.:rolleyes:

[Lady Dre]

...someone that fancies themselves a tatoo artist and uses you as their canvas.

[cuddlyevil]

Someone who will not let go of their past hurts (bitterness, etc)

[yoyo]

Someone who wants to use YOUR toothbrush.
GET YOUR OWN OR GET OUT!!!

[MsAtt]

...i've done the bartender thing, but tell me, somebody...what the hell is a "barback"? :confused:

[Bronzetree]

Originally posted by MsAtt
...i've done the bartender thing, but tell me, somebody...what the hell is a "barback"? :confused:

That would be the oftentimes burly dude who fetches beer from the cooler for the bartender and stuff like that.

[MsAtt]

thanks darlin'...then the answer is "no"...only the bartender :cool:

[supra-genius]

someone named Orestes....:p

[classicgrrl]

is your boss

classic

[cuddlyevil]

Someone who likes to talk on their cell phone while going 65 in the far left lane on I-75.

(it was a rough commute this morning)

[Bronzetree]

...anyone more bitter than you.

[guitargods]

me, because you'll have to get in a line.

(yeah, right)

[cuddlyevil]

Originally posted by guitargods
me, because you'll have to get in a line.


Don't harsh yourself like that sweetpea. It wouldn't surprise me if there was a line forming (can't blame them, you're dreamy), they'll have to wait a while for a shot at you though ;)



NDSW: feels that wearing one outfit the entire week w/o washing it is perfectly acceptable

[foolsgold]

Originally posted by cuddlyevil
NDSW: feels that wearing one outfit the entire week w/o washing it is perfectly acceptable

You mean the tried and true "But, it's laundry day" excuse won't fly anymore?

Damn.

In all seriousness, I can get 4 or 5 days out of a pair jeans (less in humid weather...the term is ball stank, you know, the funk frumunda, but I shan't elaborate). Is this wrong? Awww hell, who cares, I'm married anyway, I can let myself go.

FLLLLLLLLLLOP **sizable beer gut released, showing pastey, hairy gut skin from under his dingy wife-beater**

[cuddlyevil]

No fools, it won't fly anymore...neeners! ;)

[yoyo]

Fools, you sayin that when its humid you get SWAMP ASS?

[IPrayForSound]

I think there was a song about that by the inimitable Morris Day and the Time...

"My jungle nuts, Ooeeooeeooo!"

NDSW uses internet abbreviations in everyday conversation. e.g.;
"How do you get a nun pregnant?"
"I dunno, how?"
"Dress her up like an altar boy!"
"LOL!"

I've actually heard people say "L-O-L" in conversation...I'm afeared.

[cuddlyevil]

NDSW:

Gets upset that boy bands get no love ;)

--or--

someone who, when presented with a pan full of brownies, refuses on grounds of a diet...

[yoyo]

NEDSW...is critical of how others feel about the nature of love and like.

[Bronzetree]

Originally posted by guitargods
me, because you'll have to get in a line.

(yeah, right)

Shucks. Always a bridesmaid.....

[classicgrrl]

Originally posted by foolsgold


You mean the tried and true "But, it's laundry day" excuse won't fly anymore?

Damn.

In all seriousness, I can get 4 or 5 days out of a pair jeans (less in humid weather...the term is ball stank, you know, the funk frumunda, but I shan't elaborate). Is this wrong? Awww hell, who cares, I'm married anyway, I can let myself go.

FLLLLLLLLLLOP **sizable beer gut released, showing pastey, hairy gut skin from under his dingy wife-beater**

Fools, you are the sickest fvck on this board! First screwing 85 year old women and now ball stank....

classic

[SenorCardgage]

bumpty bump bump

[classicgrrl]

Originally posted by IPrayForSound
I think there was a song about that by the inimitable Morris Day and the Time...

"My jungle nuts, Ooeeooeeooo!"



:D

lordy thats just some funny shite at 1:34 AM.

[IPrayForSound]

How in the holy fuck did this thread come back?? :eek:

[IPrayForSound]

...and where's yoyo??

[bjk15]

... someone who says they always orgasms, you're just setting yourself up for a big disappointment, and no this isn't from personal experience, i'm just sayin'... i swear

oh, and another...

... someone who is a red sox fan, at times like this, they get so depressed that there is not a strong enough prescription strength prozac for them.

and...

... someone who thinks that making a sequel to Scooby Doo was a good idea.

and...

... (true story) someone who watches the presidential debates, but mutes it when the opposing candidate is on and therefore completely ignores the other side.

[ApplesauceDave]

It's official: This week is the 'bump an old thread week'

You can go back to whatever you weren't doing, now.

[wdwrongforum]

Originally posted by ApplesauceDave
It's official: This week is the 'bump an old thread week

Some of those names are nostalgic anymore.

I can never date computer programers. I've tried, it always ends up with them trying to touch my apple.

[bluelupis]

Is related to you. :o

[JSpaceman]

Whatever happened to Rellah? :confused:

[JSpaceman]

Originally posted by bluelupis
Is related to you. :o I've heard you've made an exception a time or two... :D

P.S. Never ever date...



a goat.

[wdwrongforum]

Originally posted by bluelupis
Is related to you. :o


:) aah ha!

I've heard you've made an exception a time or two...

ZING

[postfeminist]

the best part of these old threads is seeing all old names...

[Fourthisto]

Yourself.

You two should just be friends.

[MissKitty]

Originally posted by postfeminist
the best part of these old threads is seeing all old names...

I agree. :(

[LunaSea]

Maybe if we bump the threads enough, they'll take the hint and come back.

Oh, and never date someone who tells you, "So and so is really hot, you'd almost look like her if only you'd blah blah blah.." Wow, that was almost really smooth! :cool:

[Seattle93]

Originally posted by Fourthisto
Yourself.

You two should just be friends.

Unless you're a monosexual :D

[Seattle93]

Originally posted by supra-genius
someone named Orestes....:p

I would never date Orestes Destrade!

http://tokyonewsline.com/img/sportsline/OrestesDestradeSeibuLions.jpg

[ApplesauceDave]

Never date this (http://msg.woxy.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=10493&highlight=Beware) guy.

[JSpaceman]

Originally posted by ApplesauceDave
Never date this (http://msg.woxy.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=10493&highlight=Beware) guy. You fool...

[classicgrrl]

that was strange.
I opened up this thread the first time and it was closed. very odd.

never date anyone off the boards or in the "scene". good advice my friend told me 1.5 years ago and I should have damned well listened....

[LunaSea]

Originally posted by Seattle93


Unless you're a monosexual :D :D

YEAH! What's up with the discrimination against monosexuals?

[Homsar]

I'd say:
NDSW
1. Doesn't really know what good hygeine is.
2. Doesn't appreciate sarchasm.
3. Is mean all the time.
4. Hides their true feelings. Mad? Show it!

[doves]

Originally posted by classicgrrl

never date anyone off the boards or in the "scene". good advice my friend told me 1.5 years ago and I should have damned well listened....

Does Phre agree? :)

[classicgrrl]

Originally posted by doves
Does Phre agree? :)

where the hell have you been!?
:mad: :( :D

I was talking about that *other* board.....
I was also talking about that *other* scene....


speaking of....is woxy a scene?
does our little festering corner of the universe constitute a "scene"?

'cause that would be weird :eek:

[Content Chick]

a professional card counter

[Fourthisto]

Originally posted by LunaSea
What's up with the discrimination against monosexuals?

Oh god, not again.

My headache had just gone away from this crap, too.

[snakelady]

Originally posted by classicgrrl


For the absolute best sex of your life you MUST be with an older person - preferrably 5 years and up.
classic

I would up the ante to about 15 years -








younger or older

[bjk15]

Originally posted by LunaSea
:D

YEAH! What's up with the discrimination against monosexuals?
yeah, i agree with 4, you act like you are behind their cause out in public, but i heard what you said about them behind the galaga game, you flip flopper, get a friggin backbone and stick up for something you actually believe in like me whipping 4's ass at galaga at the muse concert, yeaah, whats up now fools.

[LanneyD]

Originally posted by snakelady

quote:Originally posted by classicgrrl


For the absolute best sex of your life you MUST be with an older person - preferrably 5 years and up.
classic


I would up the ante to about 15 years -








younger or older

so, if for the best sex, both people need someone older, shouldn't they just give up and be the same age for equally good sex?

[Fourthisto]

Originally posted by bjk15
me whipping 4's ass at galaga at the muse concert, yeaah, whats up now fools.

Huh!??!?!!? What planet at you on, mang!??!?!! Or have you been practicing 24/6, only taking Sundays off?

[bjk15]

actually, i've been trying to keep well rested for the muse concert, so its like 24 hours before the concert starts on sunday, so kinda like from dusk saturday to dusk sunday. so yeah, and no finger cramping either.

[Louisianagrl]

Never date someone who...

1. Mentions their ex more than 10 times in the first hour and also drops that they lived together for more than 5 years.
2. Your co-workers (no matter how good the chemistry is)
3. Anyone who thinks their band "might still make it", even though they currently hold a dayjob at a retail outlet of some type or at a coffee shop
4. Anyone who you think maybe lying about their age, marital status, tax bracket, life goals, etc.

[partymonk]

...someone whose standards are too high...or low.

[doves]

Originally posted by classicgrrl


where the hell have you been!?
:mad: :( :D


Dayton ;)

[akip]

a guy who tells you, "maybe you're gonna be the one that saves me" or any version of that line. run.

[Fourthisto]

Originally posted by akip
a guy who tells you, "maybe you're gonna be the one that saves me" or any version of that line. run.

Yikes, did we used to go out? :eek:

How awkward.

So uhh...... how've you been?

[JSpaceman]

Originally posted by akip
a guy who tells you, "maybe you're gonna be the one that saves me" or any version of that line. run. Whuh? Liam Gallagher?

[Fourthisto]

Originally posted by JSpaceman
Whuh? Liam Gallagher?

I'm trying to figure out if akip is Patsy or Meg.

[wdwrongforum]

Never date anyone that goes to your favorite pub, they will annoy you until you die - or in this case, until he gets shipped to Germany for several years. :) Thank you Uncle Sam

[The Engineer]

Ha! There are so many things wrong with dating someone who goes to your favorite pub.

[EhChicky!]

anyone who refers to themself in third person.

[Fourthisto]

Originally posted by wdwrongforum
Never date anyone that goes to your favorite pub, they will annoy you until you die - or in this case, until he gets shipped to Germany for several years. Thank you Uncle Sam

You dated your uncle??

Fourthisto thinks thats just wrong. Sorry.

[JSpaceman]

Originally posted by EhChicky!
anyone who refers to themself in third person. JSpaceman thinks you're probably right.

[Fourthisto]

Originally posted by JSpaceman
JSpaceman thinks you're probably right.

Too slow, chicken breath.

[Wolverine]

http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/travesmilies/smilie_hexe2.gif http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/travesmilies/smilie_hexe2.gif http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/travesmilies/smilie_hexe2.gif

[atomikdarling]

Never date...

A theatre major. They end up gay or schizophrenic. Possibly both.

[hoh]

your ex gfs roomate, my friend did that, i hit him over the back of the head and called him an idiot

[keyst2891]

AGAIN... :(

I'm newly engaged and I have read through some of these and remembered disaster dates I've been on. Damn, I'm never going to have on of those "dates" ever again. <SIGH> I'm gonna miss those dates.

Now, my disaster dates are dates with the florists, wedding halls, djs, relatives, cake ladies, tux people...

It's a good thing I love her, because this crap gets to me pretty fast. :D

[eurotek1]

ndsw
can't get up the guts to call you, and has to arrange every date via text message or email.

might have been cute in junior high, but doesn't cut it when he's 30 and i'm 25.

[Bronzetree]

Originally posted by Louisianagrl
Never date someone who...

1. Mentions their ex more than 10 times in the first hour and also drops that they lived together for more than 5 years.
2. Your co-workers (no matter how good the chemistry is)
3. Anyone who thinks their band "might still make it", even though they currently hold a dayjob at a retail outlet of some type or at a coffee shop
4. Anyone who you think maybe lying about their age, marital status, tax bracket, life goals, etc.

Shit, I've been all of these at one time or another and somehow managed to eke out a good relationship.

[Zane]

Originally posted by JSpaceman
JSpaceman thinks you're probably right.


:D :D

Too funny.

[Wolverine]

Originally posted by EhChicky!
anyone who refers to themself in third person.

Wolverine, when not posting smilies, like to talk in third person omniscient.

http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/tiere/animal-smiley-039.gif

[monk]

Originally posted by EhChicky!
anyone who refers to themself in third person.

Originally posted by JSpaceman
JSpaceman thinks you're probably right.

Originally posted by Fourthisto


Fourthisto thinks thats just wrong. Sorry.

don't worry guys, you weren't going to get dates anyway! :p

[Duemellon]

Originally posted by monk
don't worry guys, you weren't going to get dates anyway! :p ouch.

[JSpaceman]

Originally posted by monk
don't worry guys, you weren't going to get dates anyway! :p Has anybody ever told you you're nicer in... oh, nvrmnd. :D

[monk]

I'm only ever mean to certain people...

[vanler]

Anyone for longer than 6 months.

If you still want to date the same person after that long, break up with them and then get back together. This keeps things interesting.

you're welcome

[Duemellon]

Originally posted by vanler
Anyone for longer than 6 months.

If you still want to date the same person after that long, break up with them and then get back together. This keeps things interesting.

you're welcome I think It will keep you both more able to deal with weird situations and get to know more people.
I think if you're ready to go out with Johnny, now's the time to tell him about your one month limit. He wont mind. he'll apreciate your fresh look on dating and once you've dated someone else you can date him again!

I'm sure he'll like it

[LunaSea]

And be sure to wash your hair at least once every two weeks.

[Fourthisto]

Originally posted by monk
don't worry guys, you weren't going to get dates anyway!

Dates??? Who wants dates, they're all wrinkley like David Brinkley.

[Fourthisto]

Im a quarterback...

[wdwrongforum]

Originally posted by The Engineer
Ha! There are so many things wrong with dating someone who goes to your favorite pub.

So I found out, I'm not even dating him anymore and still, I have no peace or sanctuary.

[Content Chick]

Originally posted by eurotek1
ndsw
can't get up the guts to call you, and has to arrange every date via text message or email.

might have been cute in junior high, but doesn't cut it when he's 30 and i'm 25.

Sounds married.

[motorcitysonics]

...who says "can we swing by my house, I forgot to take my meds"

[Rafe]

Originally posted by wdwrongforum
So I found out, I'm not even dating him anymore and still, I have no peace or sanctuary. My advice? Blow his house up.

LOCAL pubs are bad news for dating, due to any communities inscestuous nature of turning it into a busy social club where all the regular's know each other, but I'm too much of a gent to regail those 15 year's worth of stories.

However, PUB pubs are ace! I met my wife in a Pub on a Sunday afternoon. And she is totally ace to base. Therefore, Pub's are fucking fabulous.

[redmeg8]

Originally posted by motorcitysonics
...who says "can we swing by my house, I forgot to take my meds" Unless they're birth control pills ;)

[The Stunt Cock]

Originally posted by Rafe
My advice? Blow his house up.

LOCAL pubs are bad news for dating, due to any communities inscestuous nature of turning it into a busy social club where all the regular's know each other, but I'm too much of a gent to regail those 15 year's worth of stories.

However, PUB pubs are ace! I met my wife in a Pub on a Sunday afternoon. And she is totally ace to base. Therefore, Pub's are fucking fabulous.

That's funny, Rafe. I met your wife in a bar too...

[Fourthisto]

Originally posted by The Stunt Cock
I met your wife in a bar too...

Hah! As did I..... what does it all mean......

[ajax]

A stripper. Sure she is attractive. She may like sex more then you do. And she can't have anymore kids. (bonus!!!). But the fact she likes country music and gives lap dances for a living can become quite taxing.

[back2vinyl]

Originally posted by LunaSea
And be sure to wash your hair at least once every two weeks.

And if you see jonny football hero in the hall
Tell him he played a great game
Tell him you like his article in the newspaper

[back2vinyl]

Originally posted by Fourthisto
Im a quarterback...

I get your reference now. I should read threads from the top down.

[Rafe]

Originally posted by The Stunt Cock
That's funny, Rafe. I met your wife in a bar too... Indeed! it was very nice to see you, four and the others. We both had a great laugh in such wonderfully funny and excellent company.

Oh, I almost forgot. Keep it in your pants, or i'll rip your "old chap" off and post it down your throat. The upside of that is your username would then rhyme quite snappily, though.

[vanler]

Originally posted by Duemellon
I think It will keep you both more able to deal with weird situations and get to know more people.
I think if you're ready to go out with Johnny, now's the time to tell him about your one month limit. He wont mind. he'll apreciate your fresh look on dating and once you've dated someone else you can date him again!

I'm sure he'll like it

Whatis that song???? I've never figured out who that is, but I need to know. Help!!

[yvette7ica]

Popular-Nada Surf

[patio]

Never ever ever date someone that wont go down on u after u go down on them, its just fair.

and

People that do not have the same music tastes as you. It just dont work, i've tried, many times.

[The Stunt Cock]

Originally posted by Rafe
Indeed! it was very nice to see you, four and the others. We both had a great laugh in such wonderfully funny and excellent company.

Oh, I almost forgot. Keep it in your pants, or i'll rip your "old chap" off and post it down your throat. The upside of that is your username would then rhyme quite snappily, though.

Holy Hell, Rafe! That was beautiful. Reading that literally made me cry as I tried not to spit coffee all over my monitor.

[The Engineer]

Originally posted by wdwrongforum


So I found out, I'm not even dating him anymore and still, I have no peace or sanctuary.

I believe it is time to find a new pub. I can suggest some lovely ones in Dayton, but I guess that is an awful long drive just for a place to get peacefully blitzed.

[Rafe]

Originally posted by The Stunt Cock
Holy Hell, Rafe! That was beautiful. Reading that literally made me cry as I tried not to spit coffee all over my monitor. My wife sends her friendly regards, but has informed me that the next time she visits the US of A she'll be donning a pair of steel toe-capped DM's on the good chance she'll meet you again. Mrs. Rafe makes Bruce Lee look like a tellytubby when in this mood. I pity your bollocks. She has a deft right foot.

[The Stunt Cock]

Originally posted by Rafe
My wife sends her friendly regards, but has informed me that the next time she visits the US of A she'll be donning a pair of steel toe-capped DM's on the good chance she'll meet you again. Mrs. Rafe makes Bruce Lee look like a tellytubby when in this mood. I pity your bollocks. She has a deft right foot.

Sweet of her to remember me. Send my regards as well.

[Rafe]

Originally posted by The Stunt Cock
Sweet of her to remember me. Send my regards as well. Done.

[patio]

never date anyone that has more psychological problems than you do

[Louisianagrl]

Originally posted by patio
never date anyone that has more psychological problems than you do

AMEN!

[patio]

Anyone that collects weapons and wants to start a religious cult. Unless you can be the leader.

[c-lando]

Unless you can be the leader.BEST CAVEAT OF THE DAY. :)

[mct546vbasic]

Anyone who takes you to church, then for a 12 mile bike ride, then back to their place to listen to some Polka... :(

[loveydovey]

Anyone who takes you to church, then for a 12 mile bike ride, then back to their place to listen to some Polka... :(

I'd actually go for that, if you tossed out the church part. Oh, and if I knew how to ride a bike.

[aqualou]

Oh, and if I knew how to ride a bike.
and i thought only my wife can't ride a bike ;)

[eighty]

and i thought only my wife can't ride a bike ;)
I can't either.

[Homsar]

That's just sad.

[atomikdarling]

And here I thought I was the only one.

[djudge79]

how is that possible? did you have a childhood?

[Homsar]

I guess they went straight to unicycles.

[wileE]

I thought everybody knew how to ride a bike? That is bizarre.

Let's see, never ever date anyone who doesn't drink.

[frizgolf]

I thought everybody knew how to ride a bike? That is bizarre.
I used to think everyone knew how to swim.

Let's see, never ever date anyone who doesn't drink.
Hmmm. Explains the dry spell.


This thread just made me thirsty.

[malheureux]

I can't either.
wow. neither can i. but really, this shouldn't be that surprising to you guys.

[jfurnie]

If I had a bike I'd let all you people that don't know how ride with me. Maybe I'd even sing some Burt Bacharach too.

http://www.filmnight.org/images/Butdch_Bike_2sm.jpg

[jneale]

Never date someone who deconstructs & reassembles their food once the waiter has brought it to the table.

[euro60]

"Rain drops keep fallin' on my head"

Try putting THAT out of your head now! :p

[frizgolf]

wow. neither can i. but really, this shouldn't be that surprising to you guys.
Hmmm. I'm guessing no on the swimming, too.

[teribl sob stry]

Never date someone who deconstructs & reassembles their food once the waiter has brought it to the table.

what, like a burger? like takes the bun off and sets it aside, then takes all the topings off and sets them aside? then cuts the meat patty and eats it with a fork and knife, dipping it into ketchup? then eats the bun seperately? oh, because i don't do that. :o

[malheureux]

Hmmm. I'm guessing no on the swimming, too.
actually, i'm a badass swimmer - i was on a swim team, even.

[frizgolf]

actually, i'm a badass swimmer - i was on a swim team, even.
You continue to amaze me.
So, it's safe to say you like water, eh?

[blahdre]

actually, i'm a badass swimmer - i was on a swim team, even.

i can totally swim....floating, however...that's a whole different story

but you've never seen anyone swim laps on the bottom of the pool faster me :)

[ThiefintheNite]

i can totally swim....floating, however...that's a whole different story

but you've never seen anyone swim laps on the bottom of the pool faster me :)


I can somewhat prevent myself from drowning.

No wait...

No I can't

[ThiefintheNite]

what, like a burger? like takes the bun off and sets it aside, then takes all the topings off and sets them aside? then cuts the meat patty and eats it with a fork and knife, dipping it into ketchup? then eats the bun seperately? oh, because i don't do that. :o


You sick freak!!

[bigabytes]

never date a mormon if you aren't mormon yourself. even one that claims they are "inactive"

oh how i wish i would have know this rule about 5 years ago.

[jneale]

what, like a burger? like takes the bun off and sets it aside, then takes all the topings off and sets them aside? then cuts the meat patty and eats it with a fork and knife, dipping it into ketchup? then eats the bun seperately? oh, because i don't do that. :o

Yes, like that, exactly like that.

[teribl sob stry]

You sick freak!!

whatever, go eat a wonton. :p :p

[Sushi]

Never date anyone who's rude to the waiter/waitress.

[berzerker]

never date a moron if you aren't moron yourself. even one that claims they are "inactive"

oh how i wish i would have know this rule about 5 years ago.

you know, i totally read that wrong...

[ThiefintheNite]

whatever, go eat a wonton. :p :p


Oh it's on. Skank!!!

[jneale]

Oh it's on. Skank!!!
Give it up – you can’t fight her type – they can’t even accept a club sandwich as it is – they pick and pick – attempting to recreate it to bend their personal constructs…back away slowly. :cool:

[berzerker]

Give it up – you can’t fight her type – they can’t even accept a club sandwich as it is – they pick and pick – attempting to recreate it to bend their personal constructs…back away slowly. :cool:

casey won't eat a sandwich...

That reminds me. Don't ever date anyone who won't eat a sammich.

[teribl sob stry]

casey won't eat a sandwich...

That reminds me. Don't ever date anyone who won't eat a sammich.

i'm holding your fish tank hostage until you retract that statement. :p

[frizgolf]

casey won't eat a sandwich...

That reminds me. Don't ever date anyone who won't eat a sammich.
Casey, do you pick apart your Penn Station sammiches?

[teribl sob stry]

Oh it's on. Skank!!!

your mom's the skank. who, coincidinentally, makes a mean eggroll.

[berzerker]

i'm holding your fish tank hostage until you retract that statement. :p

http://img314.imageshack.us/img314/89/atmospheresoddflavorstastedbyb.gif

[teribl sob stry]

Casey, do you pick apart your Penn Station sammiches?
i get the same thing every time.
philly cheese steak with mustard, mayo, banana peppers, light onions and no mushrooms. but i will pick out the banana peppers and onions as i eat when they put too much in.

[ThiefintheNite]

your mom's the skank. who, coincidinentally, makes a mean eggroll.


Why you gotta be bringin the moms into this?

Besides you have an unfair advantage. I know nothing of your mother. 'Cept that she won't stop calling me past midnite.

[frizgolf]

i get the same thing every time.
philly cheese steak with mustard, mayo, banana peppers, light onions and no mushrooms. but i will pick out the banana peppers and onions as i eat when they put too much in.
Ooh, I betch hate it when they put mushrooms on it by mistake.

[mistergugi]

i'm holding your fish tank hostage until you retract that statement. :pDon't worry, Zerk, I got your back. Those anti-sammich folks need to be shown their places. :p

[berzerker]

Don't worry, Zerk, I got your back. Those anti-sammich folks need to be shown their places. :p

Yeah. Their place is not in front of me in line for a sammich. Which is how I like it.

[wileE]

Don't worry, Zerk, I got your back. Those anti-sammich folks need to be shown their places. :p
Damn straight. And that place is far away from us sammich lovers.

[bigabytes]

you know, i totally read that wrong...

nice edit to my original.

[berzerker]

nice edit to my original.


I was trying to figure out what an "inactive" moron was. So I decided to reread it.

[mistergugi]

Damn straight. And that place is far away from us sammich lovers.Are we going to start a sammich club?

[yvette7ica]

Never date anyone who's rude to the waiter/waitress.

Along those same lines...Don't date anyone who doesn't know how to tip.

[VarmintJerky]

Along those same lines...Don't date anyone who doesn't know how to tip.

You know what, this is seriously one of my pet peeves. I really get pissed off with people who have a problem with tipping. I've seen people enjoy good service, stuff their faces at dinner, put down an average tip...think about it...and then take two dollars back. What the hell is with that? If you wanted to save a couple of bucks, then why didn't you just skip that big piece of cake you had for dessert? Your big ass didn't need it!!!

Damn, that made me feel a lot better :p

[spackler]

Along those same lines...Don't date anyone who doesn't know how to tip.
similarily, don't date anyone who divides up a group check to the penny... like that 60 cents will make their life any better at the end of the week.

[wileE]

Are we going to start a sammich club?
Good idea. It's strange there isn't one around already.

[Emerald2727]

One of my new datting rules:

Never date a guy who doesn't know what the word Zeppelin means (and not Led Zep) :rolleyes:

[SallyCinnamon]

One of my new datting rules:

Never date a guy who doesn't know what the word Zeppelin means (and not Led Zep) :rolleyes:Care to enlighten us? ;)

[patio]

Just means airship, yea?

[vwbeatles_girl]

Never never date ME I'm a confused mess :o

[malheureux]

Never never date ME I'm a confused mess :o
that's because you forgot how to use a telephone and call your friends who can help you avoid traps and such... you should fix this. ;)

[Emerald2727]

Just means airship, yea?

yep... I would expect you all to know it!

[mistergugi]

Good idea. It's strange there isn't one around already.
Are you going to be the president?

[SallyCinnamon]

Just means airship, yea?Yeah, but make sure it's filled with helium and not hydrogen. Otherwise you'll end up in flames like the Hindenburg.

[Louisianagrl]

that's because you forgot how to use a telephone and call your friends who can help you avoid traps and such... you should fix this. ;)

Sure as hell beats trying to date and realizing you can't because you scare men away by talking on the radio. :D

[berzerker]

Are we going to start a sammich club?

The first rule of sammich club is you do not talk about sammich club.or, club sammiches...

[patio]

Yeah, but make sure it's filled with helium and not hydrogen. Otherwise you'll end up in flames like the Hindenburg.

Because otherwise they would have too much hot air? ;)

[mistergugi]

The first rule of sammich club is you do not talk about sammich club.or, club sammiches...
Right. And in one of my personalities, I shall follow that rule. In the other one, though, I will go around recruiting man-boobied meatloafs.

[seafoamgreen]

what is the sammich club's policy on open faced sandwiches?

[The_Deacon]

Sure as hell beats trying to date and realizing you can't because you scare men away by talking on the radio. :D
Why??? do you say scary stuff on the radio?? I don't get it. :confused:

[Homsar]

Intimidating.

[mct546vbasic]

I'd actually go for that, if you tossed out the church part. Oh, and if I knew how to ride a bike.

Yeah. Church, ok I never go to church, but i can sit there and be nice for an hour. Bike riding, ok that is fun, but Polka?

I took one look at her music collection and hit the door...

Barry Manilow
Michael Bolton
Various Polka cds
The Rat Pack

[Homsar]

I took one look at her music collection and hit the door...

Barry Manilow
Michael Bolton
Various Polka cds
The Rat Pack

You mean hit it so hard it broke cause you ran through it, leaving a cut-out of your body like in the cartoons cause you were going so fast?