the rhino and goat finding peace once again.

[Patas]

CNN Article (http://www.cnn.com/2005/TECH/science/05/23/rhino.goat.reut/index.html)

This article is about a rhino and goat who've become friends in a game reserve in Africa. The last few sentences had me in stitches.

[teribl sob stry]

the old "accidental crushing" trick

[Fernie]

Rhinos and goats being friends? How very "Life of Pi"!

How much would it suck to find the sheep?! That is horrible!

[seafoamgreen]

This is so cute. I hope the goat doesn't get crushed. That part made me all weepy.

[Patas]

My favorite part of this whole story is that they are at a rhino and lion reserve. What's keeping a lion from eating the goat?

[Slugworth]

My favorite part of this whole story is that they are at a rhino and lion reserve. What's keeping a lion from eating the goat?

The rhino, most likely.

In a "prison movie" sense, the goat must be the rhino gang's bitch.

[the happy prole]

In the same vein, I always laugh at this. (http://www.dogsinthenews.com/issues/0106/articles/010603a.htm)

Dr. Danna Catt of the Jackson Animal Hospital tries to explain the unusual relationship. "Retrievers are smart dogs, they're sociable, they can see just like we can see," she says.

"The fish, on the other hand...? Nobody knows what a fish thinks."

[Handy Smurf]

and I will love him and stroke him and pet him and call him George

[seafoamgreen]

In the same vein, I always laugh at this. (http://www.dogsinthenews.com/issues/0106/articles/010603a.htm)

Dr. Danna Catt of the Jackson Animal Hospital tries to explain the unusual relationship. "Retrievers are smart dogs, they're sociable, they can see just like we can see," she says.

"The fish, on the other hand...? Nobody knows what a fish thinks."

Awww. that's the cutest story ever.

[Homsar]

Elephant: *YAWN* Wow, that was a nice sleep! Wake up Sheepy, it's a beautiful day! Where are you, Sheepy? Quit playing around! Sheepy? ..................Sheepy??









SHEEPY?!?!?!



NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

[indigobunting]

Rhino crushes goat in a cornmeal induced somber.

[Sushi]

Rhinos and goats being friends? How very "Life of Pi"!

Exactly what I was thinking.


Elephant: *YAWN* Wow, that was a nice sleep! Wake up Sheepy, it's a beautiful day! Where are you, Sheepy? Quit playing around! Sheepy? ..................Sheepy??

SHEEPY?!?!?!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

You are a hilarious and horrible man. You have succeeded in making me both laugh and cry simultaneously.

[markalot]

smashing !

[juggles]

the old "accidental crushing" trick

Disturbingly, this phrase reminds me of an early sexual experience.

[sleazosaurus]

my favorite story is, in a zoo by where i live, there was thiis zebra and hippo, and they were friends. they would always do this trick for the people who watched them, and the zebra would put his head in the hippos mouth, then one day, just out of the blue, the hippo bit the zebras head off. i laughed for like 2 hours after i heard that

[Homsar]

You have succeeded in making me both laugh and cry simultaneously.

Mwahaha! Sweet success!