Isn't The Rapture supposed to be this weekend?

[AmericanScience]

I thought all those whackjobs were calling for The Rapture on Sunday, 15 May 2005...

We should be partying Saturday night.

[Slugworth]

I see the Rapture as a way to more easily recognize my fellow sinners.

After the Rapture, when you're at the mall and you see a hottie, it's all "hello, SINNER!!".

Plus, the market on those damn teddy-bears-with-angel-wings-and-halos will fall out. Then I won't have to see those bastardized cutesy fuckers ever again. Thank God.



Literally...thank God.

[Slar]

Literally...thank God.
With an attitude like that you'll get sucked up into the sky with all the other piouser-than-thou folks.

I'd not heard what you're talking about. Usually it's "any day now" but official dates are 30 years off into the future.

[Slugworth]

Seriously, here is my plan:

When I feel the Rapture coming on (I think it'll be tingly. Don't quote me on that), I plan on blowing myself up in a car-bomb. That way, instead of getting pulled into boring Puffy Cloudsville, I go straight to 7 Virgin City.


Please don't everyone else steal my idea. I don't want to be the guy that invited all of the uninvited folks to a private bash.

[SenorCardgage]

After the Rapture, when you're at the mall and you see a hottie, it's all "hello, SINNER!!".

Ha, perfect. The you and your fellow sinner can hold hands and walk into the nearest Hot Topics for new duds. :D

[BigSugar]

sweet!!! you all should come out to Jefferson Hall and see my band play on Saturday then! we go on at midnight, so apparently clabbergirl will be the soundtrack for "The Rapture"!! i love it!

PS: if you're going to throw things at me, make it beer, not tomatoes or rotten fruit. thank you. :)

[markalot]

Is this a blondie thread?

[Slar]

Oooh! Lawyers, rock n' roll and beer. If that doesn't keep us fimly on the ground I don't know what will. Sadly I'd be out of town this weekend, but I hope it goes well for ya!

[motorcitysonics]

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[despondent]

http://www.w-fenec.org/photos/2003/rock/the_rapture_echoes.jpg

[seafoamgreen]

http://duchovny.info/film_tv/rapture/001.jpg
and by the way that is David Duchovny.

[motorcitysonics]

http://duchovny.info/film_tv/rapture/001.jpg
and by the way that is David Duchovny.


That movie was on Bravo a few weekends ago. I watched it. I like Mimi Rogers - she's pretty cute.


Sure had a "holy shit" ending.


Probably didn't help that I was stoned when I watched it.

[Shlep]

Damn...and I was planning on grilling this weekend, and ain't got jack to wear.


Motorcity...thumbs up. Comedy gold, bud. :D

[seafoamgreen]

So, in light of all this, i went to the Rapture Index (http://www.raptureready.com/rap2.html)


apparently, the rapture missed it's poop window. so sad.

[juggles]

I thought all those whackjobs were calling for The Rapture on Sunday, 15 May 2005...

We should be partying Saturday night.

Well, it's about friggin' time. I mean, how much more depraved do you have to get to get a decent Rapture around here?

[BigSugar]

right, so i closed my eyes on saturday and just kept drumming, fully expecting "The Rapture" at any moment. alas, no rapture. only rock. at one point, i thought it was the rapture, but it turns out it was just a burp from too many PBR's. oh well. maybe next time.

btw.....when did Duchovny come out of the closet? that might be the gayest picture i've ever seen, mullet and all. :)

[back2vinyl]

Maybe it DID come and NOBODY made it. Yeah, that I could believe.



BTW, anybody seen my dog? I haven't seen him since late Saturday night.