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SenorCardgage
08 Mar 2005, 01:45 PM
Jersey Lawmakers Tackle The Tomato (http://cbs2.com/water/watercooler_story_067085501.html)

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TRENTON, N.J. (AP) The humble tomato may technically be a fruit, but lawmakers here consider it a vegetable.

Members of the Assembly Agriculture and Natural Resources Committee on Monday approved a measure designating the Jersey tomato as the official state vegetable. A similar proposal is pending in a Senate committee.

Sponsors of the measure get around the fact that the tomato is considered a fruit by using a century-old U.S. Supreme Court ruling that slapped a vegetable tariff on tomatoes, similar to the tax placed on cucumbers, squashes and beans.

In squeezing tomatoes into the vegetable category, justices on the 1887 high court reasoned that if it’s typically served with dinner, and not as a dessert, it must be a vegetable.

“Botanically it’s a fruit, legally it’s a vegetable,” said Sen. Ellen Karcher, who is co-sponsoring the Senate version of the bill. “Any of these bills that promote statewide pride is something we should embrace.”

The Jersey tomato’s ride through the Legislature began after a group of fourth-graders wrote letters urging lawmakers to adopt a state fruit. The beloved blueberry won out, and it—not the tomato -- took its place last year as the official state fruit.

There currently is no official state vegetable in the Garden State.

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There currently is no official state vegetable in the Garden State.
And isn't that the saddest part... :p

Handy Smurf
08 Mar 2005, 01:47 PM
Legal Vegetable Status might be a good name for a rock band

rocketman70
08 Mar 2005, 01:50 PM
Illinois has no state vegetable, but we do have a state dance-the Square Dance. YEEEE HAAAAW!

GoWest
08 Mar 2005, 01:53 PM
Glad to hear my tax dollars are not being wasted on nonsense legislation. :mad:

seafoamgreen
08 Mar 2005, 01:56 PM
Glad to hear my tax dollars are not being wasted on nonsense legislation. :mad:

At least they're wasting their time on this rather than constitutional amendments to ban gay marriage.

And Jersey tomatos kick ass.
and so do the blueberries.

rocketman70
08 Mar 2005, 01:57 PM
I'm curious, why do states have these symbols? What is the point of a state mineral or a state flower? Just wondering. :confused:

Handy Smurf
08 Mar 2005, 02:12 PM
I'm curious, why do states have these symbols? What is the point of a state mineral or a state flower? Just wondering. :confused:
I was just thinking the exact same damn thing!!!

Fernie
08 Mar 2005, 02:16 PM
I'm curious, why do states have these symbols? What is the point of a state mineral or a state flower? Just wondering. :confused:

Pride! Damn pride!

despondent
08 Mar 2005, 02:22 PM
I'm curious, why do states have these symbols? What is the point of a state mineral or a state flower? Just wondering. :confused:
It's so that the states can have some pseudo-interesting fluff to print on it's promotional pieces.

Wondertastic
08 Mar 2005, 02:51 PM
you know if your state doesn't have a state bird, state song, state flower, state tree, etc., then what are you going to teach the children in school?

are you going to teach them meaningless stuff like current events?!?

nonsense! i say teach them useful things that they'll need later in life, like the state flower of wyoming is the indian paintbrush.*

*i needed to google that

ThreeDLou
08 Mar 2005, 03:08 PM
PENNSYLVANIA

Nickname: The Keystone State
State Bird: Ruffed Grouse
State Animal: White-Tail Deer
State Tree: Hemlock (fancy a cup?)
State Flower: Mountian Laurel (a poisonous plant)
State Dog: Great Dane (because we're all Danish)
State Insect: Firefly (pretty)
State Beverage: Milk (anyone have beer for this? I'll move)
State Beautification Plant: Crownvetch (you got me)
State Steam Locomotive: K4s Steam
State Electric Locomotive: GCI4849 Electric (big train lobby in PA)
State Ship: United States Brig Niagara
State Fossil: Phacops Rana (fossils are cool)
State Song: Pennsylvania (I do not know how this song goes. They should've taught this in school)

Phreon
10 Mar 2005, 09:49 PM
It's interesting that laws are passed that not only contravene reality, but seek to change it.

I would have felt so much better as a teenager if Congress had passed a law declaring the Ford Escort "not sucky"; it would have been true then, right?

Phreon

CablinasianRam
10 Mar 2005, 09:55 PM
Nice to know the crap state has a laws on the books that are not only morally wrong, but also scientifically. :D