The Greatest Earnest S&M Religious Clip Ever Made [Archive]

Duemellon

19 Feb 2005, 02:27 PM

Oh... my... god... I think I have to go to church tomorrow... :eek:ya, what he said.

Cobalt

19 Feb 2005, 02:34 PM

Where in the f*ck di you did that up?!

Ya know I think I may have stayed a christian if that organ music came on everytime my parents punished me....

JSpaceman

19 Feb 2005, 02:37 PM

Where in the f*ck di you did that up?!

Yeah Poopsie, are you the dad or the son? :p

AmericanScience

19 Feb 2005, 02:43 PM

HOLY SMOKES.

I see now that I am a sinner.

poopsicle

19 Feb 2005, 03:43 PM

It's from some church's self-made vinyl album. A buddy gave it to me on a mix tape. I'll get the name from him.

Funny thing is, I was having a conversation with this Limbaugh type conservative on another forum, and he said he couldn't find anything wrong with it, that it was just showing how our actions effect others, and that if I found any kind of S&M behavior in it, that was MY perversion that I hadfound any kind of sexual conotations in this clip :eek:

Duemellon

19 Feb 2005, 03:51 PM

wait a sec...

this was really supposed to be a Christian tool to help others understand the pains of wrongdoing?

omg.

Worst Christian PSA ever.

classicgrrl

19 Feb 2005, 04:08 PM

quick somebody find a psych forum and get this over there. exactly what this would teach a child would be a great discussion.

AmericanScience

19 Feb 2005, 04:56 PM

My daddy just said he liked to be spanked and that my lesson was just "S&M 101". Nothing unusual about that, is there? hehe

classicgrrl

21 Feb 2005, 08:27 PM

This is really fascinating. Tru there could be sexual undertones but thats just your interpretation. This can just as easily be viewed in a manner that is not sexual.

yes it can. and even if viewed from a non-sexual pespective it still makes me think that this is somehow psychologically poor parenting.

ideoplastic

21 Feb 2005, 08:35 PM

"Jesus Masochist" is an interesting phrase to work with...

Orville Wrong

21 Feb 2005, 08:56 PM

"Jesus Masochist" is an interesting phrase to work with...

It's an anagram for "He jots ass music."

postfeminist

21 Feb 2005, 11:14 PM

this is soooooooooooooooooooo fuct.

JSpaceman

22 Feb 2005, 09:21 AM

"Jesus Masochist" is an interesting phrase to work with...
Oh boy... don't let CR or Useless get hold of that one... ;)

ideoplastic

23 Feb 2005, 08:39 AM

That's it, for the next message board I join my username has to be masochrist.

seafoamgreen

23 Feb 2005, 09:24 AM

I listened to this two days ago and my skin is still crawling. Goddamn it.
It would have been better if Kirk Cameron was playing the father.

JSpaceman

23 Feb 2005, 09:38 AM

Why do these religious lessons always give me that warm tingly feeling? :confused:

seafoamgreen

23 Feb 2005, 09:40 AM

Why do these religious lessons always give me that warm tingly feeling? :confused:

Because you're a fucking sicko.

postfeminist

23 Feb 2005, 10:49 AM

do these religious lessons always give me that warm tingly feeling?
Because you're a fucking sicko.

spacey, i'd watch what you say--you told us in the "going to hell" thread that you had sex in yr dad's church.

you didn't tell us who you were doing it with.

:D

JSpaceman

23 Feb 2005, 10:50 AM

Oh wow, you definitely topped me on that one. :eek:

edited to add: uh... no pun intended. :p

Handy Smurf

23 Feb 2005, 11:07 AM

I don't know guys, that kid sure seemed to learn his lesson. Maybe some of you heathens should have been forced to whip your parents as children. Then you wouldn't be going to fucking hell for spewing that shit language out of your bitch asses all the fucking time...because theres nothing that Jesus hates more than when we use some arbitrarily chosen words that holier than thou people decided within the past hundred years were "bad"

MonkeyGirl

23 Feb 2005, 11:47 PM

omg...imagine having to bring that up in group therapy sessions years later...

it's the kind of thing that would make one shit themselves in shame if they ever did something bad again....

classicgrrl

24 Feb 2005, 01:09 AM

omg...imagine having to bring that up in group therapy sessions years later...

it's the kind of thing that would make one shit themselves in shame if they ever did something bad again....

define "bad"

Homsar

24 Feb 2005, 12:11 PM

Shouldn't it be Jesus Sadist? Or was someone spanking Him?

MonkeyGirl

24 Feb 2005, 09:58 PM

define "bad"

Ah...Bad being a subjective term--as in, whatever the child thought their parents would see as bad or that they thought would make the parent upset or disappointed in them.

twentyshots

24 Feb 2005, 10:11 PM

It is never too late, I am going over to whip my Dad's ass right now.

postfeminist

24 Feb 2005, 10:46 PM

Oh wow, you definitely topped me on that one. :eek:

edited to add: uh... no pun intended. :p

you bet i topped you :D

It is never too late, I am going over to whip my Dad's ass right now.

fuck yeah! get 'em!!!

almaniac27

25 Feb 2005, 12:03 AM

Christian stuff like that has good intentions I guess, but it just creeped me out. Do you think God considers that good parenting?

postfeminist

25 Feb 2005, 12:20 AM

no, i think g-d's a lot smarter than that.

then again, g-d sent his "only son" to die on a cross--what the fuck does g-d know about parenting???

--resident jew

GreenHurrikane

28 Feb 2005, 04:19 AM

I'm not sure if I should post this here or in the "going to hell" thread, but I thought that was hilarious.... Does that make me a bad person?

Lidja

28 Feb 2005, 04:47 AM

this is now in my profile

thanks ideo, i linked it as "masochrist"

postfeminist

28 Feb 2005, 10:09 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v175/rivkah_rut/23232.jpg

JSpaceman

28 Feb 2005, 10:12 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v175/rivkah_rut/23232.jpg
Service from 8:30 to 9:30, then 10 minutes before "church school" from 9:40 to 10:40, then another 10 minutes before the second service at 10:50. Sorry, popped into my head... :p

Handy Smurf

28 Feb 2005, 10:29 AM

There's some crazy church (apologies to anyone who may belong to this church) in my town called the church on fire (and by apologies I mean fuck youselves, yous guys is nuts)
I have this weird fascination with standing next to the church on fire building (an old LoBills)and peeing on it whilst saying [german accent]"Church on fire! Church on fire! Put it out! Put it out!"[/goiman accent]

seafoamgreen

28 Feb 2005, 10:42 AM

Church on Fire? Maybe it's a church for norwegian black metal dudes.

keyst2891

28 Feb 2005, 11:02 AM

Holy cow. I just can't believe the kid had to go through this for saying just a little cuss word. What happened to a swift, light backhand to the face by mom or the soap in the mouth trick or a spakin'???

Oh, those punishments are considered abuse nowadays. But having your kid put through mental torture and S & Ming his own father is acceptable.

I'm ready to go beat the person who made this with that belt :mad:

Duemellon

28 Feb 2005, 11:25 AM

I'm ready to go beat the person who made this with that belt :mad:no, u'r ready to go be beat by the person who made that.

postfeminist

28 Feb 2005, 11:27 AM

seafoamgreen

28 Feb 2005, 01:24 PM

soap in the mouth is the worst.

as a kid, i would have rather been slapped. and the way my mom used to stand over me, waiting for me to pick up the soap myself and chew on it.. fuck, that sucked. it was psychological warfare, nothing less.

i disagree, i would have taken soap in a minute over getting slapped by my mom. But she's a hoss.
The psychological warfare was left between the siblings.

On that note, this s/m discipline thing would have never worked at my house, my dad would have never made it out alive.

classicgrrl

28 Feb 2005, 02:16 PM

i disagree, i would have taken soap in a minute over getting slapped by my mom. But she's a hoss.
The psychological warfare was left between the siblings.

On that note, this s/m discipline thing would have never worked at my house, my dad would have never made it out alive.

good point. I guess this church only markets to those with a nuclear family intact....

JSpaceman

28 Feb 2005, 02:17 PM

seafoamgreen

28 Feb 2005, 02:19 PM

Strange, my parents never washed my mouth out with soap, nor did my dad make me strap his back- but my dad did make me wash his backside every once in a while, which tends to leave the same emotional scars...

This is the kind of thing that should be discussed with a therapist and nowhere else.

Damn.

JSpaceman

28 Feb 2005, 02:45 PM

This is the kind of thing that should be discussed with a therapist and nowhere else.

Damn.
Oops, thinking out loud again. Um, I was just kidding around anyway. Yeah, just kiddin' is all... :eek:

Buzzstein

28 Feb 2005, 03:55 PM

am I the only one that laughed at this?? I was caught between laughing hysterically and being sickened.

classicgrrl

28 Feb 2005, 04:10 PM

am I the only one that laughed at this?? I was caught between laughing hysterically and being sickened.

No. I think many people laughed at this.

*shrug*
I just didn't think it was funny. Not in a 'oh I'm offended' kind of way but just in that it wasn't funny kinda of way. I didn't laugh at the priest molesting old people thing either.

Duemellon

28 Feb 2005, 05:00 PM

I just didn't think it was funny. Not in a 'oh I'm offended' kind of way but just in that it wasn't funny kinda of way. I didn't laugh at the priest molesting old people thing either.Uhm... i didn't think it was funny until I realized this was an actual religious thing done, it is not a parody.

When that sunk in, that someone thought this was a "great" idea I laughed.