Random Top 5

[butter_of_69]

Top 5 snack foods:
1. Moose Tracks Ice Cream
2. Tostitos and Chile con Queso Dip
3. Sno-Balls
4. Reese Cups
5. Wendy's Frosty

Top 5 favorite terms for frozen precipitation:
1. Thundersnow
2. Sleet
3. Freezing Rain
4. Snow
5. Hail

Top 5 worst pain (in no particular order):
1. Being hit in the nuts with a tennis ball thrown by my brother.
2. For several months, my elbow would seemingly go out of socket at random times.
3. Being hit on the crazy bone by a Little League wild fastball.
4. Being hit in the eye by a bad hop (another Little League story).
5. Random back pain that seemingly hits for no reason and keeps me from work for 1-5 days.

[clemsonfan]

Top 5 best moments in my life: (in no particular order)

my wedding day
the day Ethan was born
my college graduation
the day Ethan was released from the N.I.C.U.
the day I met my husband

honorable mention: (no particular order)
the day I was selected to go to the National Young Leaders Conference
when I got my acceptance letter from Clemson
when I got Mei-Ling (my dog in SC)

[cuddlyevil]

top five threads:

1) FABO
2) Lyrics everywhere
3)hottest local act
4) balderdash-ish
5) any one of the soap operas

Honorary mention: the last superhero thread (the one before the hack)

[Orestes]

top 5 favorite beers (you had to know this was coming):

bass
new castle
dos equis
barrelhouse honeysuckle blond
pacifico


:cool:

[Murphy]

Top 5 favorite lipstickcolors :

1) Real Raisin
2) Berry Freeze
3) Butterscotch
4) Pink Chocolate
5) Twinkle

[cockney rebel]

My Top Five Memory Losses are....

[supra-genius]

Top 5 favorite sounds.

5. A sax playing slow and low
4. Rumble of a V-twin
3. The crowd singing at a English rugby match
2. A woman in ecstacy
1. My daughter's laugh

[butter_of_69]

Top 5 "most uncomfortable to read" threads:
1. Any boy/girl thread
2. Fettish (Partly due to content, partly spelling)
3. Penis size thread
4. Old Survivor thread
5. Any thread where someone goes off on someone else

[eurotek1]

Top 5 Hockey Announcers/ESPN dudes:
Gary Thorne
Barry Melrose
Darren Pang
Brian Engblom
John Buccigross

Top 5 favorite artists: (no order, really)
Alphonse Muccha
Jason Brooks
David Blackburne
Charles Rennie MacIntosh
A.M. Cassandre

Top 5 Colors:
Black
Red
Silver
Blue
Green

[cockney rebel]

"tosser"
"wanker"
"shitforbrains"
"smeghead"
"fuckface"

[Golden RV]

Top 5 Places to Sit:

1. Couch
2. Chair
3. Barstool
4. Floor
5. Toilet

[c-lando]

Top 5 Things I Bought at Kroger's last night (please....no comments on my unhealthy diet):
1. a gift certificate
2. a new carton of Chai Latte
3. those frozen sour cream & chive twice-baked potatos
4. Snoopy fruit snacks
5. a box of DELUXE mac & cheese

5 Favorite Willy Wonka Candies:
1. Gobstoppers
2. Bottle Caps
3. Runts
4. Fun Dip
5. Chewy Gobstoppers

[kickinitlive]

top 5 supervillains i could see myself being:
1. keyser soze
2. dr. doom
3. doppleganger (i'd have to get some more arms though)
4. magneto
5. gargamel (of smurfs fame...just have to be bald)

[cuddlyevil]

gargamel? i'm not going ask Kick ;)

top five people i like sharing living space with (for any length of time):

1) my sister
2) gg
3) my ex roomie monica
4) my old college roomie lauren
5) the ghost in my house



five favourite things in my life right now:

1) gg
2) my friends
3) my family
4) the rest of the boys semi-auto
5) the people i work with (not the jobs though)

[kickinitlive]

cuddlyevil indirectly asked me what i was talking about when she said
gargamel? i'm not going ask Kick ;)

well ya see cuddly...i have a cat too

[butter_of_69]

Top 5 ways to get Ethan to stop doing something bad:
1. "NO!"
2. "QUIT!"
3. "Ethan, STOP!" (He usually laughs or giggles at any of these 3.)
4. "Do you want a spanking?" (His usual response: "No!")
5. Spank him.

[DogStarMan]

Top 5 favorite avatars...in no particular order...

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[Golden RV]

Top 5 Cartoons:

1. Tom & Jerry (Still the best ever)
2. Woody Woodpecker
3. Ren & Stimpy
4. Superfriends
5. Thundercats (Snarf...snarf)

[cuddlyevil]

five biggest worries:

1) that i just f'ed up the best thing that's happened to me in a year.
2) that i'll not be able to fix my error.
3) that i'll be trapped in a job i hate.
4) that i'll never get the chance to move out of ohio
5) that i'll be back to sleeping alone again soon...

[butter_of_69]

Top 5 favorite sports interview cliches:
1. "We're just gonna take it one game at a time."
2. "When we play as a team, we can beat anybody."
3. "I just thank God for being behind me." (Implying that God hates the other team. God must really hate the Red Sox and Cubs.)
4. "I just wanted to go out there and give 110%."
5. "Karl Malone has to do what's best for Karl Malone." (Karl Malone ONLY)

[cuddlyevil]

top five boss-isms:

(in no particular order)

"the left hand has to know what the right hand is doing."
"remember who hired you"
"have you finished that yet?"
"if someone asks for me, i just left *wink*"
"do you not like filing?"

[Juliana]

5. Cherry Chapstick brand
4. French Vanilla in a tin (i forget the brand name)
3. Aunt Bee's Royal Lip Jelly
2. Karite
1. Carmex

Most overrated (in my opinion)
*Burt's Bee's kind (blah), even though it smells like Thin Mints girl scout cookies (yum)

[cuddlyevil]

Originally posted by Juliana
Most overrated (in my opinion)
*Burt's Bee's kind (blah), even though it smells like Thin Mints girl scout cookies (yum)

*gasp*

cuddly'burt'sbeesaddict'evil

[c-lando]

Originally posted by cuddlyevil
top five boss-isms:
(in no particular order)
"the left hand has to know what the right hand is doing."
"remember who hired you"
"have you finished that yet?"
"if someone asks for me, i just left *wink*"
"do you not like filing?" OK........all of these made me laugh. HARD.......

[Orestes]

top five pet peeves about my roommate

-she *never* leaves her bedroom. the girl must have a port o' potty in there.
-her boyfriend is here everyday without fail. they're "in love" awwww isn't that cute.
-she refuses to take the garbage out. she'll take it to the garbage cans, but god forbid she should take the cans to the street. she might hurt her precious serving arm!
-she eats all my damn bread then won't buy anymore
-she parks her car about six inches from mine so i can't open my car door without denting hers. (oops, hehe)
-the world revolves around her and her problems. oh no, my law school application is late, what do i do! volleyball rules the world didn't you know that?
-she hardly even acknowledges you when you say hi to her
-she walks out of the room when you are speaking to her (who cares what happens when our lease is up, no we don't need to know if you are staying one more month like the rest of us, we'd love to pay your share of the rent!)
-she talks to her boyfriend on the phone for two hours, so that no one else can use it, and then he comes over...um, wouldn't it just be easier for him to come over right away, since he'll end up here eventually?
-she spills shit (food, mayo, cheese, etc) all over our glass table and doesn't clean it up. our table is now sticky with various colors all over it.

um, i got a little carried away. :o

ooh, oh, oh i forgot the best one!! my grandmother died two months ago and the girl (who used to be my best friend for about three years) has yet to say a thing to me.

[butter_of_69]

Originally posted by Juliana:
Top 5 lip balms

Couldn't resist, could you? You can try and hide your tube/tin in your pocket, but your shiny lips give you away! Addict! ;)

Top 5 numbers between 1 and 100 billion:
1. 7,435,690,244
2. 99,999,999,999
3. 1
4. 458,423
5. 82,234,900

[vicious]

Originally posted by DogStarMan
Top 5 favorite avatars...in no particular order...

*several bitchin avatars, including mine*


yeeeehaw! i feel like i won a pony! wait, no i don't. will you buy me a pony, DSM?

top five favourite things on my desk, right now:
1. festive monster cup filled with Tang
2. Roladex
3. my boobs
4. emery board
5. monkey face wallet


top five things my boss likes to yell out of nowhere:
1. "FUCK!"
2. "Shit, man!"
3. "Ah, fuck, i <i>hate</i> that prick!"
4. "Fee Fi Fo Fuck"
5. "Are you listening to me talk to myself?"

[clemsonfan]

Top 5 things I would like to accomplish within a year:

get down to a size 8
read 5 books
create a beautiful garden
get into the routine of eating 9 veggies a day
get organized

[butter_of_69]

Originally posted by vicious
3. my boobs

Have velcro boobs, do you?

Top 5 fake cereals:
1. Hangover Puffs
2. Frosted Flakes of Regret
3. Li'l Bastard Sugar Bombs (now with more Sugar!)
4. Toothcrackers (from the makers of Grape-Nuts)
5. Special L

[yoyo]

My favorite people

Me
Moi
YoYo
Myself
I

[DogStarMan]

My favorite alternate Message Board Smiley Faces:

1) http://3meg.netfirms.com/Smiledj.gif

2) http://3meg.netfirms.com/Smileevil.gif

3) http://3meg.netfirms.com/Smileeat.gif

4) http://3meg.netfirms.com/Smilegrind.gif

5) http://3meg.netfirms.com/Smileflame.gif

and also...

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[yoyo]

DSM, you are an odd one, eh?

[c-lando]

Top 5 accents I try to impersonate:
1. Bostonian
2. Georgian
3. Irish
4. Scottish
5. Pikey :)

[DogStarMan]

yoyo has a gift for stating the obvious
DSM, you are an odd one, eh?

Hey...at least I'm not in love with myself http://3meg.netfirms.com/Smileevil.gif

[yoyo]

One should always love themselves. This is a random top 5, isn't it?;)

[DogStarMan]

My 5 favorite .gif files on my server right now:

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[marchdoe]

Top 5 Condiments

1. Parmesan
2. Ranch
3. Honey Mustard
4. Ketchup
5. Bacon Bits

[bwingrave]

Top five numbers:

1. Pi
2. 1
3. 0
4. e = base of natural logarithms
5. 10

Next-favorite five numbers:

1. Square root of 2
2. i
3. Newton's universal gravitational constant (approx 6.672 x 10^-11)
4. Avogadro's number (approx 6.022 x 10^23)
5. Phi = Golden Mean

b

[kickinitlive]

top 5 top 5 lists:

1. top 5 pairs of clown shoes
2. top 5 adult cartoons
3. top 5 interesting things to come out from the shower drain
4. top 5 books about pt barnum
5. top 5 pt barnum sideshows

pt barnum is my hero...well...him and ferlinghetti...whatever

[cuddlyevil]

Originally posted by c-lando
OK........all of these made me laugh. HARD.......

I live to serve C-land ;) Y'know the best part? My boss has said *all* of them to me at least twice, it's getting to where I'm having trouble keeping a straight face when he says them...

[Docta]

Originally posted by vicious


4. "Fee Fi Fo Fuck"


i dont remember this in the fairytale, 8-), but it makes me smile, hehe

top 5 chips:

butterscotch
white chocolate
semi sweet chocolate
peanut butter
Ponch

[butter_of_69]

Top 3 place/street names that my wife is convinced are dirty, and 2 fake ones:

1. Buttermilk Pike, Kentucky (she gets images of breasts pouring forth milk)
2. Dry Ridge, KY (apparently makes her think of scaly female genitalia)
3. Big Bone Lick State Park, KY
4. Dirty Skank Ho, Utah
5. Lickety Clit, Kansas

[berzerker]

Originally posted by butter_of_69
Top 5 favorite sports interview cliches:
1. "We're just gonna take it one game at a time."
2. "When we play as a team, we can beat anybody."
3. "I just thank God for being behind me." (Implying that God hates the other team. God must really hate the Red Sox and Cubs.)
4. "I just wanted to go out there and give 110%."
5. "Karl Malone has to do what's best for Karl Malone." (Karl Malone ONLY)

I think you forgot: "We've just got to turn this team around 360 degrees."

[berzerker]

*surprised this hasn't come up yet*

Top 5 Sexual Positions (in some order or other)
1. Woman on top
2. Reverse Cowgirl
3. 69
4. Doggy-style
5. Missionary

[vicious]

Originally posted by butter_of_69


Have velcro boobs, do you?


heh, it'd be cooler if i did. you know, for jogging and whatnot. it just sit really close to the desk when i'm typing, and they have nowhere else to go!

[butter_of_69]

Top 5 usernames of people at www.chatting.com right now:
1. 10inchcock
2. gangbanggirl
3. Oasis
4. Oasis-booted
5. Oasis1

[cuddlyevil]

five best things to happen today:
1. i found out i lost weight :D
2. my guy is speaking to me :D
3. the other admin. assistant while meaning to call office depot called a phone sex line instead.
4. my boss is out of the office
5. i'm quitting my second job today!

[2ptSteve]

Originally posted by butter_of_69
Top 3 place/street names that my wife is convinced are dirty, and 2 fake ones:

1. Buttermilk Pike, Kentucky (she gets images of breasts pouring forth milk)
2. Dry Ridge, KY (apparently makes her think of scaly female genitalia)
3. Big Bone Lick State Park, KY
4. Dirty Skank Ho, Utah
5. Lickety Clit, Kansas

What does it say that the non-fake ones are from Kentucky ? Not sure I quite understand 1 and 2 but 3 is always good for a laugh. And rest assured that there are other places in KY that are just as funny (if not always dirty). Drive around enough in the rural areas and you could write a book.

[yoyo]

Butter, what about Ball State?

Top 5 Items I use on my desk....

1. H2O
2. Pen
3. Phone
4. Mouse
5. Keyboard

[Docta]

Originally posted by cuddlyevil
five best things to happen today:

3. the other admin. assistant while meaning to call office depot called a phone sex line instead.


hehehehehe, hit the wrong button on speed dial did s/he??

congrats on the rest of the good things happenin for yas today!

[Docta]

top 5 url's

http://msg.woxy.com
http://baseball.fantasysports.yahoo.com
http://blackboard.uc.edu (now with student photos!)
http://cincinnati.com/reds/
http://www.cincymusic.com

[MissKitty]

Top Five pairs of shoes in my closet:

1. black knee-high Enzo boots
2. black clunky Enzo shoes
3. tie-dyed Chuck Taylor hi-tops
4. brown Enzo's with the "chopped off" toe
5. purple rubber kiddie mules with yellow rhinestone flowers

[cuddlyevil]

Originally posted by Docta


hehehehehe, hit the wrong button on speed dial did s/he??


Actually, she was dialing (looking at the number even!) and misdialed and didn't realize it until the automated message came up detailing their services, now she's been dialing it and telling everyone and making them listen to it too. It's a good thing she's using her phone and not mine :)

[Bronzetree]

Top 5 things I'd rather be doing right now than reading this thread:

Fucking
Sleeping
Eating
Drinking
Fucking more

[c-lando]

Top 5 things I plan to do with my evening:
1. Go to the post office
2. Watch the rest of MANHATTAN
3. Begin watching THE HIDDEN
4. Make lasagna from scratch
5. Make my bed.....and then get in it

Nighty-night, folks.
Play nice.

[Roger]

Top 5 ways I'd like to die (in no particular order):



[list=1]
Massive explosion
Aneurysm
Fall from incredible height
Gnawing on a gun barrel as it goes off
Particularly vigorous sex with a woman who won't care that she's just killed me, aka my wife after about three years of marriage
[/list=1]

[Juliana]

This year (so far):

5. Leisure (cd stores)
4. Misc (mostly to Sam's club)
3. Health Insurance
2. rent to my mom (I pay her in cash sometimes too, so it might actualy be more than my Loans are)
1. Student Loan

Last year

5. Clothes
4. Cash Withdrawls
3. Health Insurance
2. Student Loan
1. Computer

[lawdog]

Top 5 things I have purchased in the last 7 days

5. "Groundwork" CD from Starbucks
4. Windows XP
3. McDonald's Fries
2. Jimmy hats
1. $ 23.00 worth of gas and a Yoo Hoo

(okay, so my #1 is technically two items, but so are vicious's boobs, and no one said anything to her).

[berzerker]

Top 5 Things Discussed so far in the Random Top 5 Thread:

1. Snack foods
2. Fvcking
3. Incompetent coworkers / bosses
4. Vicious' boobs
5. Money

[SteelTown Boy]

five favorite shows I've seen
1.Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds at Lollapalooza
2.Elastica
3.Pavement
4.Blur
5.Rufus Wainwright

five actresses who I would swoon over
1.salma hayek
2.elizabeth hurley
3.sela ward(who is just freakin' fine at 47!!!)
4.teri hatcher(there was a reason why I watched superman)
5.sandra bullock

five favorite ice creams
1.rocky road
2.pralines and cream
3.peanut butter and fudge
4.cherry cordial
5.cookies and cream

five fave hockey players
1.Mario Lemiuex
2.Steve Yzerman
3.Gordie Howe
4.Bob Probert
5.Ron Francis

five musical guilty pleasures of mine:
1.listening to Atlanta Rhythm Section
2.Kylie
3.hearing Country Grammar while writing
4."I Hope You Dance"
5.waking up listening to a MOR station playing Captain and Tennille

[Roger]

Top 5 names I've been given by women I've loved:

1. "tosser"
2. "wanker"
3. "shitforbrains"
4. "smeghead"
5. "fuckface"

My thanks to the cockney rebel for reminding me. ;)

[shivui]

kudos to eurotek and steeltown boy for the hockey top 5's.

top 5 positions i like playing in hockey...

1 goalie
2 left wing
3 defense-either side
4 center
5 right wing

top 5 favorite shirts i own...

1 #89 alexander mogilny, devils jersey-when it comes in the mail
2 #7 old bowling financial soccer jersey-when i was about nine
3 the cure, wish tour shirt
4 tv show, cheers shirt
5 dominik hasek, czech republic jersey

[alternachild]

Originally posted by shivui
1 #89 alexander mogilny, devils jersey-when it comes in the mail


Hah, that's great! I am a huge Devils fan. :)

[Neil]

Top 5 things I'm afraid of seeing at my new job:
5. A-Tach/Fib
4. Any A-V Blocks
3. V-Fib
2. V-Tach
1. Asystole

...no one die on me here...:(

[loveydovey]

Top 5 Grrross things I saw in dissection lab today

1. an explosion of squishy yellow eggs inside the abdomen of the salamander
2. tons of dead roundworms in the mink's stomach
3. poo on its way out of the fetal pig's colon
4. jiggly brown fingerlike fat bodies from the frog splayed out on a table
5. some kid wearing the rabbit's small intestine as a necklace

just thought I'd share! :)

[alternachild]

5. some kid wearing the rabbit's small intestine as a necklace


Oh.............my...

[CtJester]

Top 5 bands with random people inserted into them:

1 Judge Judy and the Blackhearts
2 Sly the Family Stallone
3 Better Than Ertha Kitt
4 Frank Black Rebel Motorcycle Club
5 Bea Arthur 52's

Top 5 completely random thoughts from the top of my head:

1 I love it when you call me big poppa. (sung by Robert Goulet)
2 What's a scule? And why is it so mini?
3 Is a tree's bark worse than its bite too?
4 Ever see the 'Love Is A Battlefield' video? I'm third from the left.
5 Da da da da dum dum da da da da da. Da da da da dum DUM da da da duh DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Jack Lord would be proud.

Top 5 top 5:

1
2
3
4
5

Top 5 things to whack:

1 A mafioso
2 One of those chocolate oranges
3 a-mole
4 a croquet ball
5 I dunno....but it involved a shoe if I'm not mistaken

Bottom 5 Tops:

1 Tank
2 Tube
3 Mop
4 Ten
5 of the Pops

Top 5 things that should be on 97X, but aren't:

1 Barb's All-Request Cigarette Break
2 Mike's Daily Vennison Recipe
3 more/less/there's plenty to go around Phil (you may circle only one)
4 more Bryan doing promos for Cake
5 People's Choice Cuts of Meat

-ct 'I got nuthin'............'jester

[c-lando]

Originally posted by CtJester
-ct 'I got nuthin'............'jester Baby.....you got more sumfin', sumfin' than a Maxwell re-mix. Thanks for that morning bliss belly-laugh that I've missed so much. This post was great!!!

[butter_of_69]

Top 5 things that James Brown says:
1. Heeeeeeey!
2. Huh!
3. Good gawd!
4. Owwwww!
5. Makes me wanna break out in a cold sweat!
5 (tie): Your honor, I didn't know they were chasing me.

Top 5 things Reds manager Bob Boone will be saying this season:
1. Can we bring Graves in to close the game in the 4th inning?
2. That's OK, Griff, you take a few weeks off for that fever blister to heal up, we don't need that popping open out on the field.
3. That's OK, Barry, you take a few weeks off for that paper cut to heal up, we don't need that popping open out on the field.
4. Is Eddie Milner still alive? Can he play right field?
5. Hey, Adam, Aaron, and Jason, way to take those called strike-3's... good professional at-bats there!

[yoyo]

Top 5 favorite coffees
1. Hazelnut
2. Bourbon Pecan
3. Sumatra
4. Kenya Blend
5. Vanilla, Cinnamon, Bourbob Pecan Hazelnut (My mix)

[vicious]

top 5 drinks i will never order, ever, based on the name alone:

1. Dead Nazi
2. Pissed Off Japanese Minnow Farmer
3. Anal Sex
4. Adios Mother Fucker
5. Dirty Mexican Ghetto Whore

[kickinitlive]

top 5 birthday gifts (a tad belated)

5. the da capo book of 2001 music journalism
4. a new CD binder from my grandma (i needed it badly)
3. my internet back up and running!!
2. money (needed that badly too)
1. a 1000 minute phone card...so i can talk to people, you know who you are ;)

[cuddlyevil]

good one Vic :)

top five stupid questions I've asked between yesterday and today:

1. Does she have a thing for you?
2. Should I be jealous?
3. Is something wrong?
4. Have I misled myself about where things stand?
and the biggest question:
5. Why the hell can't I learn to keep my f*ckin' mouth shut!?!?

[cockney rebel]

06:58 am
10:50 am
01:12 pm
04:47 pm
11:32 pm

[cockney rebel]

07:00 am
10:54 am
01:15 pm
04:51 pm
11:33 pm

[butter_of_69]

1. Shark attack during her impending Florida vacation.
2. Sudden, unexplained head explosion during one of her sessions where she gets far too uptight about a work item. (Why did they change the name of the mutual fund? Why, Gary? WHY??????)
3. Accidental starvation during her current self-proclaimed "cutting down" diet. (The bitch weighs 37 pounds, she couldn't possibly need a diet. "I don't want you to think I just eat all day!" Like I give a FLYING FUCK!!!!)
4. Being run over by several semi-trucks during her daily walk to one of the many fast food establishments in the area "just to grab a sandwich or salad or something! Hee-hee!"
5. Jumping out a window due to sleep deprivation. ("My kids are always up all night!" Have you tried a little something called discipline? If you kids step one foot out of that bed, I'm cutting the motherfucker off!!!!)

[kickinitlive]

i thought of a funny way to fire your secretary:

you tell her to hold all your calls all day. then you yourself call with a disguised voice and say it's very very important. if she puts you through to you, then she's not following instructions. if she doesn't, she's keeping you from a very important call! either way she's screwed...

well it was kinda funny last night when i talked about it...

[DogStarMan]

...Kick', you're an evil man.

Note to self....do not EVER work with butter'.

[c-lando]

Originally posted by DogStarMan
Note to self....do not EVER work with butter. Thankfully, Marlon Brando never made this mental note to self.

[CtJester]

Originally posted by butter_of_69
Top 5 things that James Brown says:
1. Heeeeeeey!
2. Huh!
3. Good gawd!
4. Owwwww!
5. Makes me wanna break out in a cold sweat!


Aren't these the top 5 things Kick said during his spinal tap?

-ct 'and I feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel nice, like sugar and spice....' jester

[Bronzetree]

Originally posted by cuddlyevil
good one Vic :)

top five stupid questions I've asked between yesterday and today:

1. Does she have a thing for you?
2. Should I be jealous?
3. Is something wrong?
4. Have I misled myself about where things stand?
and the biggest question:
5. Why the hell can't I learn to keep my f*ckin' mouth shut!?!?

Top five things cuddly needs to do:

Stop worrying
Relax
Don't ask those questions
Don't drag it onto the boards where he cold potentially see it
Sex him up and make him forget her

[vicious]

top 5 things my mom has said in the past 24 hours (that may or may not lead to a suckerpunch):

1. "turn out the lights and call the law!"
2. "dad's gonna start man-whorin'"
3. "it's going to look like a booger. okay, an elegant booger."
4. "oh, hush - i do NOT have a club foot."
5. "they are *totally* gay."

[slow-dog]

Originally posted by vicious
top 5 things my mom has said in the past 24 hours (that may or may not lead to a suckerpunch):


I love my to-be-in-laws.

[Orestes]

top five things i love about my job:

graeters
graeters
graeters
graeters
graeters

apparently there was some sort of big conference yesterday and they ordered a shitload of "cincinnati" food, so today there is a bunch of leftover skyline (frozen threeways) montgomery inn ribs, barbecue sauce, saratoga chips, and i kid you not six gallons of graeters ice cream.

[CtJester]

Top 5 earth shattering screams:

1 Heyyyyyy LAY-DEE!
2 EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
3 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
4 Stellllllllllllllllllllla
5 Hoooooooooooooooooooo (MJ fans only)

Top 5 commercial lines I've just heard:

1 Every drop tastes so crisp and fresh. (Britta water filter)
2 Smile, you've got French's. (French's mustard)
3 0% APR Financing (Tri State Pontiac Dealer)
4 All the parts of your body will love Juergens. (yeah, I guess so)
5 It even sounds tough. (Fantastik Orange Clean, the butch cleaning solution)

Top 5 shades of white:

1 off
2 eggshell
3 antique
4 ivory
5 Micheal Jackson

Top 5 inverted objects that you might sleep with:

1-5 various 'Lost Boys'

Top 5 tax forms:

1 1040
2 1099-DIV
3 1040EZ
4 W-2
5 10-4 Good Buddy (truckers filing with their 'significant other')

Top 5 emoticons that look as if they've just had sex:

1 :o
2 :p
3 ;)
4 :confused:
5 :rolleyes:

Top 5 vowels that sound as if they just had sex:

1 O
2 E
3 A
4 U
5 I

Top 5 rejected rides at King's Island:

1 Pamela Anderson's VIP Vortex (once it sucks you in.......)
2 Scooby Don't Play Dat
3 Phantom Menace Theater (My God! It's that kid who played Annakin! RUN!)
4 White Trailer Trash Canyon
5 Son of 2 Hour Line Wait

-ct '*moonwalks*' jester

[cuddlyevil]

Originally posted by Bronzetree


Top five things cuddly needs to do:

Stop worrying
Relax
Don't ask those questions
Don't drag it onto the boards where he cold potentially see it
Sex him up and make him forget her

Top five things i already know: see 1-4 of b-tree's list and i need to shut the hell up (that's #5). Sorry folks, I needed to vent (he doesn't come over here much anyway).


Top five good things about today:
1. being called a brightspot of someone's year.
2. it's SG7's birthday!!!!!
3. planning on a nice private evening this weekend
4. i quit my second job today
5. my sister has a date tonight with a (seemingly) normal guy! (for a change)


5a. No more bitching about my woes! yay!!!

[butter_of_69]

Top 5 boarders that crack me up on a regular basis:
1. CTJester
2. Slow-dog
3. Vicious
4. DogStarMan
5. Foolsgold (when he's not in England)
5 (tie). C-Lando

Top 5 suck-ups: 1-5: Me

[yoyo]

Top 5 musicians I would doink IF I was single (no particular order)

1. David Gahan
2. Prince
3. Peter Brun (if he was straight and only prior to 1990 - after that he femmed out toooo much and now has too much surgery)
4. Adam Ant (prior to the flip out episode)
5. Sting

[Golden RV]

Top 5 fingers:

1. Middle Finger
2. Index Finger
3. Thumb
4. Ring Finger
5. Pinkie

[RichmondVA]

Top 5 terms for baseball pitches than can also be used for describing bodily gaseous emissions:

1) High heat
2) Filthy slider
3) Wild pitch (!)
4) Nasty curve
5) Brushback
(tie) Change of pace

[vicious]

top five offensive band names:

1. anal cunt
2. fuck
3. the fucking champs
4. the hate fuck trio
5. super shit 666

[Bronzetree]

Originally posted by butter_of_69
Top 5 boarders that crack me up on a regular basis:
1. CTJester
2. Slow-dog
3. Vicious
4. DogStarMan
5. Foolsgold (when he's not in England)
5 (tie). C-Lando

Top 5 suck-ups: 1-5: Me

I'm strangely offended. Poo on you. Poo I say.

[butter_of_69]

Originally posted by butter_of_69
Top 5 boarders that crack me up on a regular basis:

OK... um....
5 (tie). Anyone else who is whiny that they weren't included.

Better?

[vicious]

top five ways to win a fight(especially if you're losing):

1. the eye-gouge
2. the nose-bite
3. the cheek bite
4. the throat-punch
5. the move where you pretend they broke your nose and hope the fat samoan girl stops beating the pulp out of you.

[yoyo]

Vicious said...top five ways to win a fight(especially if you're losing):
how bout...
6. Fall down, play dead...then whoop their ass when they decide to check on you. That is if you are still alive...
7. Kidney punch

[Bronzetree]

Originally posted by butter_of_69


OK... um....
5 (tie). Anyone else who is whiny that they weren't included.

Better?

Too sweeping and includes most of us on the boards. I'll just stick with saying poo on you. :p

[kickinitlive]

Originally posted by butter_of_69


Maybe if he laid off the butter, he might be in something good instead of crap like Dr. Moreau.

i always called it dr. morose....sorry...bad word associations end now

[cuddlyevil]

top five things i heard at the office today:

1. if i had a butcher knife, it wouldn't be!
2. i don't eat that $hit! *chortle*
3. he had one of the big frosty ones earlier.
4. you didn't go to the same school i went to did you?!?
5. well, shit! oh, sorry, we talk like that around here, get used to it

i love my job :D

[butter_of_69]

Top 5 failed building improvements:
1. The Rotating Knives Atrium.
2. Exterior elevator with a view with flimsy Saran Wrap replacing the panes of glass.
3. Finicky vending machine replaced with money shredder.
4. Parking garage with slopes at an 87 degree incline.
5. Bathrooms replaced with giant office park swimmin' hole.

[cockney rebel]

Quim

Quack

Quintessential

Quadrapohonic

Quibble

[yoyo]

ya mean...quibble? right??:confused:

[cockney rebel]

Originally posted by yoyo
ya mean...quibble? right??:confused:

yes, but not going to quiblle about it?!! ;)

[cuddlyevil]

top five nicknames for my sister:

1. butthead
2. pooley
3. dorkface
4. steffers
5. stephie weffie

top five nicknames my sis has for me:

1. dorkface
2. bitch
3. poolio
4. hever
5. snot

top five pet names used when you can't place a persons name and you know you've met them several times:

1. hon
2. sweetie
3. baby
4. dear
5. bob

[yoyo]

top 5 places I'd rather be than here at work in St. L...

1. Home
2. Skyline Chili in Clifton
3. Napa Valley
4. South Bend. Indiana
5 . Anyplace warm and funky fun

[c-lando]

Originally posted by yoyo
top 5 places I'd rather be than here at work in St. L...
4. South Bend. Indiana As someone who lived in South Bend for four years, I must ask.........ARE YOU A COMPLETE WACKO???? (I ask this in the most nonjudgmental way possible) South Bend has the worst weather in the world. They do have cool prairie dogs in their "zoo" and it is home to my alma mater, but I can't think of much else to redeem that town. Oh......the Snite. There are 3 things there worth visiting. Wait......Studebagels. OK.....4 things.

[lawdog]

Top 5 people in my office whose names I don't know:

5. The guy with the out of control beard who looks like he's Amish.
4. The guy with the incredibly unrealistic toupee.
3. The guy who thinks its still fashionable to have a moustache.
2. The 6'4" chick who looks like she'd totally mop the floor with me.
1. The security guard who looks like (and may very well be) the fat kid from Stand By Me.

[Docta]

5 yuckiest keys on my keyboard

1. G
2. Shift (the left one)
3. Caps Lock
4. A
5. Tie: L and J

[lawdog]

Top 5 things I saw at Sam's Club this weekend:

5. A mullet (http://www.mulletsgalore.com/) informing his young son that if he wandered off again, he'd be recieving the beating of his life.

4. The psychotic lady who was giving demonstrations of the incredible abilities of Orange Clean.

3. A Kings Island-esque line of people waiting for free samples of coconut shrimp.

2. A gentleman in a "You Burn Our Flag, I'll Burn Your Ass!" hat.
[Note: He and the mullet from #5 should get together]

1. Juliana.

(If you're reading this thread, Jules, I don't think you recognized me, either). I was standing about two feet from you when I checked out. As I was driving home, I thought to myself, "My, that chick in the black Weezer t-shirt looked familiar." Then I made the connection.

[RichmondVA]

Originally posted by lawdog
Top 5 things I saw at Sam's Club this weekend:

1. Juliana.

Did she pay by check?

[RichmondVA]

Originally posted by DogStarMan
Top 5 favorite avatars...in no particular order...


Thanks for the props.

As long as you are able to host our icon pictures, could ya do me a favor and past sadgirl7's and goodlovin's avatars, side-by-side? I've been wanting to see that since the early part of the "fettish" thread.

[drscott46]

Top 5 Wastes of Time Since My Girlfriend Left Several Days Ago to Go Back to College:

5. Attempting to hook up a $20 printer.
4. Reading Jim Bouton's _Ball Four_ for the seventh time.
3. Waiting for those collect calls, then missing them because I'm in the bathroom for 45 minutes.
2. Grocery shopping for three hours... at two in the morning on a Friday.
1. Reading the ENTIRE Episode Guide to all 757 episodes of Press Your Luck.

Yeah, I'm still getting used to this.

[kickinitlive]

dude...what you need to do is spend hours poring over possible sleepers in the fantasy baseball league. i'm tellin you man...it's hard frickin core!

i did it during my first year...and it won me a league championship.

[classicgrrl]

Top Five things heard at work today:

5. Shit
4. Thats the wrong wing nut
3. I am looking for this book-dont know the author or title but it has chopsticks in it.
2. I think there is poop on the floor (and yes there was).
1. Its so cold in here my titty hard ons are getting painful.

classic

[Roger]

Originally posted by classicgrrl

2. I think there is poop on the floor (and yes there was).


Let me guess. It was either in the Romance or Politics sections, right?

[classicgrrl]

no but damn good guesses! It was in the womens rest room, guess who got to clean it up.

classic
*who also in the process learned that three of the girls in the store will not take a shit in our bathroom :rolleyes:

[slow-dog]

Originally posted by classicgrrl
Top Five things heard at work today:
2. I think there is poop on the floor (and yes there was).

Man, you people are so uptight. So what, now, I gotta hit the bottom of the bowl every time? In baseball, you hit the ball 3 times out of ten, you're going to the hall of fame. In basketball, you put the ball in the hoop 6 times out of ten, you're one of the greatest ever. But I gotta go 10 for 10 to please you folks? Such pressure.

[kickinitlive]

top 5 drugs i've been prescribed in the past 2 weeks:

1. vicodin
2. more vicodin
3. midrin
4. flexeril
5. phenergan

[vicious]

top five clothing items obtained from guys:

1. Horton Hears a Who Boxers(courtesy of chuck cleaver, fuck machine)
2. velvet underground t-shirt(andy warhol)
3. bowling shirt with silver dice buttons
4. flannel paisley boxers
5. vintage harley davidson t-shirt

[Smoker29]

1) Stuck In The Middle
2) ....

[wanderdown]

Top five college basketball prgrams i hope lose:

1. North Carolina
2. Georgetown
3. Notre Dame
4. Michigan
5. UCLA

[wanderdown]

Top five 97xers i most frequently see at work:

1: Juliana
2: Kwyjibo
3: onest2.0
4: sadgirlseven
5: 3AT M3

Thanks for the tips :)

[DogStarMan]

RichmondVA asked
could ya do me a favor and past sadgirl7's and goodlovin's avatars, side-by-side?

Here ya' go. Try and keep the mess down to a minimum ;)

http://3meg.netfirms.com/sad.jpghttp://3meg.netfirms.com/good.gif

[cuddlyevil]

Originally posted by vicious
top five clothing items obtained from guys:

3. bowling shirt with silver dice buttons


does it say "bitch" on the back? if so, that was mine once--are you trying to tell me something? ;)

[Bronzetree]

Top 5 boarders I either miss or wonder what happened to them:

5 - GuidedByBeer (out of the country last we heard)
4 - uncleared (pops in every once in a great while)
3 - Tett (heard he was moving back to Dayton)
2 - Trixie Hanover (remember the Survivor thread?)
1 - MissMeliss (the person whose idea it was to have the first boards bash and didn't show up and hasn't been seen or heard from since)

Honorable mention goes to Mr. Schwump. Sure he's 3M TA3 now, but I miss Schwump.

[butter_of_69]

I didn't get 3M TA3 until wander posted it in reverse above.

God, I'm slow.

[c-lando]

Originally posted by Bronzetree
c-lando's comments are in italics.....couldn't think of a better way to respond
Top 5 boarders I either miss or wonder what happened to them:

5 - GuidedByBeer (out of the country last we heard)
4 - uncleared (pops in every once in a great while)
uncleared pops up often enough to get "latre" stuck in my head for a couple of days
3 - Tett (heard he was moving back to Dayton)
He is back in d8n....just no time for the boards....he's doing well.
2 - Trixie Hanover (remember the Survivor thread?)
I miss trixie, too. :(
1 - MissMeliss (the person whose idea it was to have the first boards bash and didn't show up and hasn't been seen or heard from since)
Man.....it's been ages since i thought of her. what was her bash excuse? gettin' effed up on tequila and taking out a parking meter with her knees...or something like that???

Honorable mention goes to Mr. Schwump. Sure he's 3M TA3 now, but I miss Schwump.
I couldn't agree with you more......

[cuddlyevil]

Originally posted by Bronzetree
Top 5 boarders I either miss or wonder what happened to them:


1 - MissMeliss (the person whose idea it was to have the first boards bash and didn't show up and hasn't been seen or heard from since)


My guess is rehab, but I dunno. Didn't she get really drunk (on tequila) and wreck or get pulled over somewhere around oxford or something? gads, that was ages ago...i hope she's okay.

top five excalmations in my office this morning (as of 9:30am):

1. HOLY CRAP!!!
2. Shit, $1,042.50?!?!? Six weeks in advance!
3. Dammit!
4. I'm locked out again!!
5. Don't make me go up there!

[eurotek1]

you guys, this thread rocks. i laughed thru all seven pages!

top five things i say that make me sound like a moron:

5. "i was like....then she was like..."
4. no freakin' way!
3. whatever
2. totally awesome!
1. dude!!!

my top 5 sports:

1. ice hockey
2. water polo
3. formula 1 racing
4. figure skating
5. line jumping

[Juliana]

Lawdog-
Nope, didn't recognize you I guess. Hehe, did I look all surly and tired? I believe I probably was. What day was it? Sunday? If it was Sunday, it was the day after my BTE show in Columbus and I was tired as DIRT. Got home from Columbus around 2 or 2:30 and had to be back at Sam's at 10. Ick. Oddly though, I know someone who used to do security where you work (still might be, but I'm not sure). It doesn't sound like the same guy, but his name is Zach

Top 5 board folks I see at work:

1. Me
2. Well, I guess I don't notice anybody else in my surly sleepy angst filled state.

Board People I see the most:
5. Vicious
4. Wanderdown
3. Smoker 29
2. BMXer43
1. Kwyjbo

Top 5 funny things heard at the Cowboy Mouth/Better Than Ezra
5. "Next year, for Mardi Gras, I'm cordially inviting all of you down, to stay at my house, and we'll have a *big* party" So, yeah, I'm going to go stay at the drummer for Cowboy Mouth's house next year for MG. You guys can all come too, just pretend you were in the audience.

4. "Down in New Orleans, we have parties for everything. Even hurricanes!" Then Cowboy Mouth sang a song they wrote about a hurricane party.

3. "A metronome. You know, [imagine them making metronome like motions here] tick tock, tick tock...."

2. "But it's hella close!" (when I asked someone I know why she paid the $10 to park in the Promo Pavillion parking lot)

1. "That old, fat, slobbering, barefoot, sweaty, energetic as hell drummer really is pretty good." (In ref. to the Cowboy Mouth drummer again).

BTE said funny stuff, but man, that drummer from CM is a riot. Old, fat, slobbery, barefoot, and sweaty, but damn...he's good.

[Docta]

top 5 student excuses for missing assignments/exams

5. "had to take my mom to the hospital, i am getting my wisdom teeth cut out, my folks are getting a divorce" (yes this was ONE excuse)
4. *shrug*
3. "my blackboard account doesn't work" (after seeing it work)
2. "uh, i don't know"
1. "i was in jail"

[butter_of_69]

Top 5 rejected nicknames for new NFL team the Houston Texans:
1. Houstonians
2. One Time Mexican Colonists
3. Harris County-onians
4. Americans
5. Formerly Independent Statesmen

[yoyo]

Top 5 things I did since I left home for work

1. Gas (for car not me)
2. Coffee at the Breve
3. Picked up dry cleaning
4. read new National Enquirer (needed an update on that crack ho Whitney Houston, alas only found out about Britney Spears)
5. Checked on my Ebay watch list.

I obviously shocked Clando, when I said...As someone who lived in South Bend for four years, I must ask.........ARE YOU A COMPLETE WACKO????

I can explain...my hubby is being transfered to the area and we decided that South Bend would be our future home area. Our house isn't selling AND we live in a town with a population of 15K AND I drive to St. L. to work which is over an hour away one way AND when we finally get a chance to move I will get to work from home.

Clando, any place would be a winner for us. South Bend is a favorite because hubby loves Notre Dame. I now appreciate ND too and am a fan. We go about to the area a couple of times a year just to attend ND football games.

Did you graduate from ND? Love the campus. Don't know much about the area. I know the weather sucks. But it is either South Bend/Mishawaka area or Sturgis, MI. Does that make a little more sense?

[MissKitty]

Top 5 Toys on My Desk:

1. four Gibbons holding a golden uzi
2. happy-face man (turned into evil vampire man with an ink pen) holding a hockeystick
3. Hello Kitty Cabana-complete with beers, bloody marys and blenders
4. Hello Kitty booze hut-complete with beer, martinis and a palm tree
5. Bad Mojo-Jojo bellying up to the HK boozehut.

(someday I will sneak the digi camera in and take pix)

[c-lando]

Originally posted by yoyo
Did you graduate from ND?Nope.....I'm not a Domer. I'm a Belle. :)

[kickinitlive]

Originally posted by wanderdown
4. Michigan

awwwww...dooooooood!!

can't you have a little love...seeing as how i go there and all?

[Murphy]

Originally posted by Docta
top 5 student excuses for missing assignments/exams

5. "had to take my mom to the hospital, i am getting my wisdom teeth cut out, my folks are getting a divorce" (yes this was ONE excuse)
4. *shrug*
3. "my blackboard account doesn't work" (after seeing it work)
2. "uh, i don't know"
1. "i was in jail"

Docta, you forgot -
"My girlfriend was in a car accident"
"I couldn't afford parking" ( this from a guy who missed showing up for a final)

[kickinitlive]

*raises hand* erm...what about: i had a spinal tap and couldn't sit up...?

[yoyo]

Fav Groups or individuals

1. Depeche Mode
2. The Smiths
3. New Order
4. PJ Harvey
5. Madonna

[butter_of_69]

1. Fidelity
2. Enterprise
3. Equitable
4. Alliance
5. Lying Bastard Mutual Funds

[Murphy]

Top 5 cheesy business cliches I used in a breakfast meeting this morning:

1) "He's really on the ball "
2) "We just have to get on the same page..."
3) "She's not empowered to make those decisions"
4) "I think he'll step up to the plate "
5) "It's a real collaborative effort"

man, I get around those corporate types and I just can't help it!

[vicious]

top five things i'd really like to be eating(right now)

1. fried chicken
2. uno's deep dish pizza
3. erma bacon cheddar burger, complete with chocolate shake & fries
4. bill's donuts
5. grande uptown from bagel cafe with a huge fucking dill pickle

[cuddlyevil]

my boss-ism's for today:

1. hey, it's me.
2. did you order that thing yet?
3. y'know, that thing?!? with the stuff?
4. you okay?
5. y'sure?

[yoyo]

What I'd like to eat
top 5

1. skyline chili
2. mexican food from Arcelias
3. steak au poivre from Sidney Street Cafe
4. all the fresh boiled shrimp and spicy sauce i want
5. the potato skins from Unos (thanks Viz, u reminded me of them)

[cuddlyevil]

fun things people have suggested to me today:

1. wearing vibrating panties to work
2. going out to lunch at a nice restaurant
3. not letting the boy out of his bedroom saturday
4. going to hustler with said boy to procure some fun items
5. getting the hell out of the office.

[c-lando]

5 ways to misspell RANDOM:
1. randomn
2. ranndom
3. randum
4. rahndom
5. randdum

[vicious]

top five things i will eat this weekend:

1. PEEPS!!!!!
2. mama's scalloped taters
3. ham
4. chocolate eggs of all sorts(cadbury, snickers, reese's, etc.)
5. MORE PEEPS!!!!

top five things i plan on doing this weekend that will rock:

1. get my nose pierced, maybe something else ;)
2. getting to see my best friend after his 3-month stint in RI
3. get pantsed with the fellas
4. fill myself to the gills with food and candy
5. road trip with aforementioned best friend

[Docta]

Originally posted by Murphy


Docta, you forgot -
"My girlfriend was in a car accident"
"I couldn't afford parking" ( this from a guy who missed showing up for a final)

lol, that reminds me of a must add to this list

"my boyfriend ran over me with a 4-wheeler"

it was true, she came in with a cast on her leg!!!!!!

and this is only my first year of teaching, hehehe, students are great!

[Docta]

Originally posted by kickinitlive
*raises hand* erm...what about: i had a spinal tap and couldn't sit up...?

ya, i get that one lots. lying little shits...... 8-)

[Docta]

Originally posted by cuddlyevil
fun things people have suggested to me today:


4. going to hustler with said boy to procure some fun items

made my first trip there last week, boy is it plush! holy crap, more than 20 people (most of whom were women) in there on a Thursday afternoon! all hail larry flynt and his lifelong obsession with pissing off the uptight pains in the ass here in cincinnati, haha.

btw: agreed vicious, peeps are the best, all that gooey sugar, mmmmmmmmmm....

[MissKitty]

Top 5 Names of Repo Guys I Talk to at work:

1. Carman
2. Otto
3. Benny
4. Bob
5. George/Chuck (tie)

[DogStarMan]

Top 5 ways to sneak out a fart at work:

1) Hurry Up!! Run to the bathroom!!
2) Bit by bit while taking a casual stroll about the plant.
3) In the copy room when no one else is in there....I'd like to see the face on the next guy that uses this sucker.
4) Near the braze cell, that place smells like shit anyways, so nobody will ever know.
5) Alone in my office and hope I don't get any visitors for the next few minutes.

I had Indian food last night...:o

[butter_of_69]

1. Who Wants to Marry a Crack Whore?
2. When Carol Channing Attacks
3. Temptation Island 3, featuring the remaining living cast of Gilligan's Island
4. Bulimia Bowl
5. Cops - Director's Cut (mostly featuring paperwork and old people who think they may have heard a noise outside in the bushes)

[cockney rebel]

1) Emerson

2) Lake

3) Palmer




....oh shit....

[CtJester]

Top 5 rejected toys for the 2002 Christmas season:

1 Fondle Me Elmo
2 Wretch-A-Sketch
3 Hot Wheels Halle Berry Hit and Run Playset
4 Disney's 'The Little Mermaid III: I'm Really A Mer-MAN, Baby!' video
5 G.I.Ho: A Real American Streetwalker action figures

Top 5 cliches in soap operas that I wish I could have in real life:

1 A magical living doll named 'Timmy' (ummmm, on second thought)
2 Devil possession
3 An evil twin named Dwight
4 A rediculous amount of money just so I could own my own fashion model agency
5 A wedding where I could 'speak now and forget holding my peace'

Top 5 things that would look worse in spandex OR sound as though I am practicing to sing:

1 me
2 me
3 me
4 me
5 me

Top 5 game shows that sound like propositions for sex:

1 Price Is Right
2 Press Your Luck
3 Inquisition
4 To Tell The Truth
5 Family Feud (reserved for residents of Arkansas)

Top 5 Chia-pets that didn't live up to their billing:

1 Pubic Region Pablo
2 Daffy Dennis Franz
3 10 Day Old Peach
4 Nair Nelly (everytime I try to grow this damn thing, it disappears)
5 Mach 3 Milo (see Nair Nelly)

-ct 'Do the Cool Whip! on second thought, don't......' jester

[clemsonfan]

Top 5 things I hate right now:

1. the diet I am on because I have gestational diabetes (I can't eat a fucking thing!)

2. my cat

3. pricking my finger 4 times a day to check my blood sugar

4. Britney Spears

5. cold weather (translation= below 70 degrees)

[kickinitlive]

Originally posted by CtJester
Top 5 game shows that sound like propositions for sex:

1 Price Is Right
2 Press Your Luck
3 Inquisition
4 To Tell The Truth
5 Family Feud (reserved for residents of Arkansas)

dude, how you forgot "let's make a deal" is beyond me

[berzerker]

Originally posted by vicious
top five things i'd really like to be eating(right now)


2. uno's deep dish pizza


...mmm... just finshed one. Yummy.

[yoyo]

http://www.xandria.com/shop/assets/product_images/717big.jpg


Cuddly said....1. wearing vibrating panties to work Just in case you want to see them!!!:D

[Docta]

Originally posted by MissKitty
Top 5 Names of Repo Guys I Talk to at work:


2. Otto


does he "like to get blotto?"

[cuddlyevil]

hee hee..they're shiny! thanks yoyo!


top five on hit wonders that i still love:

1. kajagoogoo
2. men without hats
3. prick (so what, if they were a rip-off? i still like 'em)
4. ah-ha
5. big country

[yoyo]

Too go along with Cuddly...(this one I find interesting)

one hit wonders...
1. Dexy's Midnight Runners
2. Dead or Alive (I don't personally think so...but....)
3. Double
4. Hipsway
5. Fine Young Cannibals

[cuddlyevil]

ah! i couldn't remember hipsway! i was trying too..i love that song!

[Bronzetree]

Originally posted by CtJester
5 G.I.Ho: A Real American Streetwalker action figures

Someone actually did a drawing of this at a recent convention for us. Cracked me up.

[c-lando]

(I *HAD* to edit this because I forgot the inanimate object that bugs me the most...)
5 inanimate objects that always piss me off:
1. straw wrappers (customers tear them into little pieces and throw them on the floor.....bad customers)
2. that ONE song on my perfect mix tape that totally ruins the fluidity of the tape
3. tray 3 of the printer
4. staples (the bunny kind) :)
5. the brake pads on my car

[Roger]

Originally posted by c-lando
5 inanimate objects that always piss me off:
1. the printer
2. that ONE song on my perfect mix tape that totally ruins the fluidity of the tape
3. the photo-copier in the back room
4. staples
5. the brake pads on my car

6. Al Gore

[vicious]

OR....

6. jerry falwell

[butter_of_69]

Staples the store, or staples the tiny object that you can use for practicing surgery on bunnies?

Just wonderin'.

[vicious]

top 5 primates (no particular order):

1. marmoset
2. rhesus monkey
3. chimpanzee
4. oranguatang
5. four-assed monkey

[c-lando]

5 things that have happened in the last 30 minutes to make me enjoy my day:
1. 61 year old co-worker (Carlton.....a great Southern name) asking everyone, "What the hell is a fanny pack?"
2. Co-worker trying to come up with a good retort...instead she just prolonged a few syllables and then stopped talking, hoping that no one heard her.
3. Laughing with a different co-worker at an e-mail from the Vizzah.
4. Sending "secret Top 5 lists" to the Vizzah and Butter.
5. Realizing that, waiting for me at home, there are a few bottles left of the 12 pack of Southpaw that I bought last night.

[kickinitlive]

top 5 food items on my desk/bookshelf

5. a ziploc full of trail mix
4. rold gold pretzel rods
3. a manufacturer's size box of dentyne ice (arctic chill)
2. a bottle of tums
1. a 12 pack plastic package of mini lemon poppyseed muffins

[Docta]

Originally posted by c-lando
5 things that have happened in the last 30 minutes to make me enjoy my day:

4. Sending "secret Top 5 lists" to the Vizzah and Butter.


you top 5 list tease!!!!! spill!!!!! 8-)

[butter_of_69]

That would sorta ruin the secret now, wouldn't it?

Top 5 things I'm going to do in the office since no one's here but me most of the day:
1. Play College Football '97 using a Sega Genesis Emulator.
2. Charge 2 large pizzas at lunch to the corporate credit card.
3. Glue the secretary's desk drawers shut for when she comes back in a week.
4. Leave the Night Mode on the phone on so everyone will think we're closed.
5. Work naked. (Gotta watch this damn chair and its many hinges, though.)

[MissKitty]

Top 5 offices our department is currently warring with at work:

1. Jackmanastan
2. Bostwickastan
3. The Fifedom of Kelley
4. Camay Island (centre of the universe)
5. France

(Jackmanastan came into our office and put a sliced orange onto each of our desks, then told us we'd been Agent Oranged. Today, we are going to drop "good will" food parcels onto their desks. They are poisoned jellybeans, disguised as Easter candy. Bruahahahahaha)

[cockney rebel]

TOP 5 BLUE SCREEN COMMERCIAL PRODUCTS YOU JUST KNOW ARE SHIT....

Twist-a-Braid

Ab Energizer

The Sewing Genie

The Spirooli

The Perfect Pancake

but call us in the next 30 minutes and we'll also send you more free crap....

Plus ANY music cd promoted as being "so special it's not available in stores" .... uh huh;)

[becca]

Top 5 things that suck about "spring break":
1. My mom staying with me the WHOLE TIME!
2. The crappy weather. "Spring"? What spring?
3. Worked 25 hours already this week, gonna work at least 15 more."Break"? What break?
4. It's Passover so I can't drink beer at home without facing the wrath of said mother
5. Knowing that Monday I'll get to hear all about fabulous trips to Aruba enjoyed by my classmates- rich bastards!

Top five attempts to put a positive spin on this sorry excuse for a spring break:
1. My cat did let me sleep in one day
2. Got to read George Stephanopoulous's book
3. Cut my cigarette consumption by 2/3
4. Finally had a chance to reorganize my filing cabinet
5.It was only a week long- don't even want to think about the hellaciousness of more than a week of this crap.

[Juliana]

Top 5 things I get to do today (no order)

* Get my computer fixed (YAY)
* Go buy easter candy to make my Mom's Easter basket
* Readymaid show/see a bunch of board type folks
* Eat a nice little dinner (with no meat though) after I hopefully make it through the day of "fasting"
* Hang out with the guy I kinda sorta dig a lot (double yay!)

:eek: update:

the computer is finally fixed!

[cockney rebel]

"I Wanna Find a Woman that'll hold my Big Toe Till I Have to Go"

"Making Love to a Vampire with a Monkey on my Knee"

"Big Eyed Beans from Venus"

"The Thousandth and Tenth Day of the Human Totem Pole"

"Neon Meate Dream of a Octafish"

[vicious]

top five favourite webcomics:

1. Dieselsweeties (http://www.clango.org)
2. explodingdog (http://www.explodingdog.com)
3. Indie Rock Pete (http://www.indierockpete.com)
4. something positive (http://www.somethingpositive.net)
5. when i grow up (http://www.wigu.com)

[Roger]

Hey Viz,

Check out this one:

http://pvponline.com/

I just found it the other day. I think it's pretty good.

[CtJester]

Top 5 David Hasslehoff pick-up lines:

1 Have you tried my wienerschnitzel?
2 All those women on Baywatch? I nailed 'em.
3 KITT has a button that makes the seats vibrate.
4 I can sing in English too.
5 Hey babe, I know the breatsstroke.

Top 5 reasons for not spanking:

are there any?

Top 5 Threads I haven't started yet in Randomville and probably never will:

1 WOXY Clue II
2 What to do on Peachtree Rd. in the ATL
3 Quantum Physics: Let's Discuss!
4 A Real Life Soap Opera: The Preschool Years
5 I was leafing through the phonebook and I turned to a random page, here's that person's name and address:

Top 5 rejected Fubu outfits that would make me look more 'gangsta'.

1 Mike Tyson skull cap
2 Don King 'You So Money' Moccassins
3 Mr. T Ties (He pities the foo who doesn't wear 'em)
4 Snoop Dogg Sunglasses (They make you see the world in a whole new light)
5 Micheal Jackson Jeans (excuse me, can you let these out a little in the crotch?)

Top 5 prices for a tube of Polygrip:

1 $4.99
2 $5.49
3 $5.99
4 $6.50
5 $4.50 (with coupon)

Top 5 mood swings:

1 anger>frustration
2 confusion>elation
3 exctasy>exhaustion
4 bitterness>goofy
5 amused>befuddled

-ct 'mmmmmmm, good crack' jester

[vicious]

thanks, rog....i'll check that one out. hell, i got nothing better to do until 1 o'clock.

top five of my distinguishing marks:

1. superman birthmark on my forearm
2. mole on my left breast
3. sun-spot on my belly
4. scar on my right nostril
5. mole on my right knee

[Bronzetree]

Originally posted by Bronzetree
Top 5 boarders I either miss or wonder what happened to them:

5 - GuidedByBeer (out of the country last we heard)
4 - uncleared (pops in every once in a great while)
3 - Tett (heard he was moving back to Dayton)
2 - Trixie Hanover (remember the Survivor thread?)
1 - MissMeliss (the person whose idea it was to have the first boards bash and didn't show up and hasn't been seen or heard from since)



Forgot about him until cuddly brought him up, but Shender4. Gonna have to sub Shender for uncleared and put him in the number 2 spot. Dude was a riot and frequent poster. Where he be? Wonder if we could swipe his e-mail addy from the old boards.

[Roger]

I'll nominate Nemetona to add to the list of the MIA boarders. She was a trip.

[Bronzetree]

Damn. I keep forgetting so many. Wish we'd have kept in touch with some of these folks.

[cuddlyevil]

last i knew, Shender had lost his job and was working as a contractor while looking for regular work and didn't have time to get back on the boards...he registered on the new old boards, but i don't think he has on the really new ones.

i'll second the vote for auntie nems ;)

[kickinitlive]

i was a big fan of tett...that guy was hilarious!

but don't forget wank...what happened to him?

i was gonna start a thread about this actually

[cuddlyevil]

wank's around still, i don't think he posts though. he's one of those people who doesn't live on the boards--he actually likes doing stuff other than post. weird huh? ;) his band plays out a lot, i still have to get to a show...then, by god, i'll meet him. he's one of my faves.

[kickinitlive]

i hear ya there...not everyone can have 1538 posts cuddles...not even you! :eek: ;)

[cuddlyevil]

Originally posted by kickinitlive
i hear ya there...not everyone can have 1538 posts cuddles...not even you! :eek: ;)

you wanna go little one!? bring it youngin' we'll see who ends up on top...jell-o wrestling, my place 9pm--be there or not ;) :p

[kickinitlive]

i would, but i only have one blank tape, and i was gonna use it for taping vicious and c-land making out...you know, for a friend

[Bronzetree]

Originally posted by kickinitlive
but don't forget wank...what happened to him?

He's busy with his band and he got married.

[c-lando]

Originally posted by CtJester
Top 5 Threads I haven't started yet in Randomville and probably never will:

5 I was leafing through the phonebook and I turned to a random page, here's that person's name and address:
Sadly......this one appealed to me.

[c-lando]

Originally posted by kickinitlive
i was a big fan of tett...that guy was hilarious!Tett should be posting any day now.....
I forgot that you used to dig on him when you first started on the boards. I had SUCH a good time giving you sh!t about that....

[cuddlyevil]

top five events of my day today:

1. was possibly still a little tipsy when i walked into the office.
2. i spent close to $6,000 of someone else's money
3. i avoided going to vandalia :)
4. i heard some sweet things from my guy
5. i figured out the perfect catholic school girl outfit/scenario :D

[Roger]

Originally posted by c-lando
Tett should be posting any day now.....


Ah, the return of my arch-nemesis... It'll be nice to have someone to argue with again. With both Tett and throbblow gone I was getting soft.;)

[bwingrave]

Yoyo: FYC had at least two hits: "Good Thing" and "She Drives Me Crazy". I don't consider them a one-hit wonder.

b

[DogStarMan]

...I was thinking the same thing when I read it.....that's o.k. though, I won't hold it against you yoyo :p

[slow-dog]

Originally posted by becca

4. It's Passover so I can't drink beer at home without facing the wrath of said mother


Manischewitz is Ok, though, right?

[cockney rebel]

Northern

Piccadilly

District

Central

Jubilee

[slow-dog]

Originally posted by Roger


Ah, the return of my arch-nemesis... It'll be nice to have someone to argue with again. With both Tett and throbblow gone I was getting soft.;)

I'll argue with you Roger. If I chose not to argue with you about music, movies, or tv, it's because you're taste is crap and I wouldn't be caught dead watching or listening to anything you'd watch or listen.


There, how was that?

[bwingrave]

Top five faces on a standard die:
1. Ace
2. Six (the max!)
3. Three (nice diagonal pattern)
4. Five (that X-pattern isn't bad)
5. Two

Top five faces on a 20-sider:
1. 20
2. 1
3. 19
4. 18
5. 17

b

[cockney rebel]

"There Ain't Half Been Some Clever Bastards" (Ian Dury)

"Walking on the Moon" (Police)

"Reinforcements" (Sparks)

"Green Green Grass of Home" (Tom Jones)

... and my number one most-sung shower song... and I have NO reason or, indeed, clue why, is....

"I Never Promised You a Rose Garden" (Lynn Anderson)

Is it a case of a shower cubicle making ANY song sound good?

[slow-dog]

Five funnest places to be in a casino.

1. The craps table
2. The craps table
3. The craps table
4. The craps table
4. The buffet

[kickinitlive]

Originally posted by c-lando
Tett should be posting any day now.....
I forgot that you used to dig on him when you first started on the boards. I had SUCH a good time giving you sh!t about that....

uuhh...i didn't used to dig on tett...:confused:, but i DID think you were a guy

[c-lando]

Dig on = appreciate his posts (in c-lando Land)

Everyone thinks I'm a guy.......it cracks me up. Especially when they've met me and STILL think I'm a guy. :eek:

[kickinitlive]

i don't think you're a guy any more...it was just when i was a newbie...real early on...i actually think i posted about that...

[c-lando]

5 punishments for people who use the word "funnest":
1. cover their tongues in White Out
2. make them strap a dictionary to their noggins and wear it around for a day
3. banish them to write sitcoms in Hollywood
4. give them a place to sleep on my futon, welcome them lovingly to the ATL, and show them around town
5. make them wear a pair of headphones and listen to a tape of Roseanne Barr repeating the phrase, "Ain't ain't a word and I ain't gonna use it."

[Docta]

5 things that make me laugh

people who are just angry, but don't take it out on me
butter and vicious posts
goofiness
my nieces
students giving each other a hard time about stuff here on campus

[slow-dog]

Sorry c-land, that should properly be
"5 most funnerest places to be in a casino that are fun"

[alternachild]

1) Strawberries
2) Pineapples
2) Oranges
3) Grapes
4) Pears

[cuddlyevil]

top five things said that probably should never be said:

1. I never said you were fat!
2. Huh? Could say that again? I missed it.
3. You're just jealous!
4. I don't think you're a guy anymore.
5. I'm sorry, I've forgotten your name. Ah_____, so you're the bitch who f*cked over phil. So nice to finally meet you.
:)

[c-lando]

Originally posted by slow-dog
Sorry c-land, that should properly be
"5 most funnerest places to be in a casino that are fun" Just for that, I'm adding onto the ATL punishment to include going to my office Christmas party. :p

[slow-dog]

Originally posted by c-lando
Just for that, I'm adding onto the ATL punishment to include going to my office Christmas party. :p
......and having a completely unflattering picture taken.

[c-lando]

If you're so displeased with the picture, why are you using it as your avatar?

[slow-dog]

touché

[Murphy]

OK folks, take this outside!

[Roger]

Originally posted by slow-dog


I'll argue with you Roger. If I chose not to argue with you about music, movies, or tv, it's because you're taste is crap and I wouldn't be caught dead watching or listening to anything you'd watch or listen.


There, how was that?

Piss poor, pally.
I scoff at your feeble attempt to be as twisted and devious as Tett. You didn't even bother to give me some longwinded film school rhetoric. :rolleyes:

[CtJester]

Originally posted by c-lando
5 punishments for people who use the word "funnest":

4. give them a place to sleep on my futon, welcome them lovingly to the ATL, and show them around town




Funnest, funnest, funnest.

This is like the most funnest thread evah.

-ct 'and this is the airport; you're on flight 23.....' jester

[shivui]

top 5 favorite methods of fighting

.1. video games-marvel vs. capcom 2
.2. martial arts-bruce lee, jeet-kun do(how do you spell it?)
.3. dogfights-i'm talking WWII, luftwaffe nonsense
.4. tank warfare-i wish we had armies of robots instead of people
.5. verbal arguing-the kind that never gets anywhere

[cuddlyevil]

Top Five things heard in my neighbourhood yesterday:

1. Dogs barking
2. children shouting/playing
3. people passing by talking
4. "don't you touch my mother f*ckin' car! Do what you want to me but if you so much as f*ckin' touch my car again, I swear I'll f*ckin' kill you!!!!"
5. the sound of my car door slamming as i race off to see my guy.

[SteelTown Boy]

Five reasons why the "alternative" station in Pittsburgh is lame.

1.Clear Channel owns the station
2.more testosterone emissions than allowed by the state
3.actual jangle non exsistent
4.actual irony non exsistent
5.sullied by Fred Durst

[Kwyjibo]

Top 5 Favorite Boards Whipping Boys That Seem to Have Faded Away

5. The Zoom Zoom Kid
4. Fazoli's (There's a reason the breadsticks are free)
3. Kit Andrews' Equinness
2. The Rev. Carl Buckle
1. Run DMC shoes/OLP tickets

Top 5 City's Premiere singer songwriters

5. Sam
4. Sam
3. Sam
2. Sam
1. Sam

[DogStarMan]

Top 5 Radio Stations / Shows that I can tune in from Dayton:

1) 97.7 -- WOXY, 97X (everything, of course:rolleyes: )
2) 91.3 -- WYSO, Public Radio (the "Rev. Cool Carter" show on Fridays at 8:30 and "Alpha Rhythms" on Sundays at 8:00)
3) 99.5 -- WGXM, Flyer Radio (the "Shake Your Rump Show" Fridays at 4:00 and various tidbits here and there)
4) 97.3 -- WAQZ, Channel Z (static filled "Howard Stern Show" every morning)
5) 94.9 -- WMOJ, The Mojo (everything funky)

[bwingrave]

More number ratings: http://www.brunching.com/ratings/numbers.html

Top 5 radio shows/stations I can listen to from my place in Lockland:
1. The mix of folk, country and adult-oriented rock on WNKU (89.7)
2. 97X's indescribable mix of music
3. NPR's This American Life (on NKU)
4. NPR's newsy programs: All Things Considered, Morning Edition, Weekend Edition (on WNKU and WVXU [91.7])
5. WVXU's broadcast of A Prairie Home Companion

b

[cuddlyevil]

top five things heard in the office this morning:

1. heather, don't ever get married. save your sanity.
2. like i need this this early in the morning.
3. what?!?
4. who are those people out there?
5. i'm sorry sir, our program ended friday.

[MissKitty]

Top 5 Morning Activities of our Cat:

1. Stinky farts
2. Hiding under the table when I try to give him medicine
3. Eating
4. Sitting in the picture window, birdwatching
5. Sleeping

[yoyo]

The Top 5 reasons I like being at work today...

1. Cardinals Opening Day
2. Street Fair at 11:30
3. Pep Rally at 1:00
4. Going to my favorite mexican restaurant at 10:30
5. game starts at 3:10

GO CARDS...

[bluewilco]

Top 5 reasons I like not having classes (minus meetings) on Mondays and Fridays:

1. Can you ever beat 4 day weekends?
2. Sportscenter time and time again
3. Not showering until mid-afternoon
4. Lounging
5. Did I mention it's nice having a 4 day weekend?

[cuddlyevil]

top five practical jokes ever played by my sister and i:

5. switching classes, my home room teacher wanted to finger print us to be certain he knew who was who.
4. assisting in the ransacking of the boys tent at summer camp.
3. scaring our friends during the game "sardines"
2. switching our name tags at work to confuse our co-workers
1. playing upon a co-workers belief that we're telepathic and were constantly talking about him, by having him pass a message to the other--instructing them to stop whistling b/c they were causing a headache and being met with the response "my whistling? tell her to stop singing it's driving me crazy!" to which he screamed and ran away, hyperventilating.

:D

[Roger]

Top 5 titles for my autobiography:

[list=1]
Why God? Why?
Thirty-three Pages About Nothing of Significance
"You Ain't Never Gonna Amount to Nothin'" and Other Truths I've Learned
Me & Mr. Winky: The Memoirs of a Boy and His Ridiculously Small Penis
I Was a Teenage Monkey: The Tara Lipinsky Story
[/list=1]

Top 5 actors to play me in film version of autobiography:

[list=1]
Pee Wee Herman
Jar Jar Binks
Whichever Culkin brother isn't busy at the time
A stop-animated Ken doll
The little boy who plays Jodie Foster's daughter in PANIC ROOM
[/list=1]

Top 5 rave reviews for my book and movie:

[list=1]
"I don't see what all the fuss is about." *shrugs* - alternachild
"Thirty-three Pages About Nothing of Significance really lives up to its title." - New York Times Book Review
"If you don't think Roger's funny, you obviously haven't seen him naked." - Mr. Skin
" " - Marcel Marceau
"I only went out with him once. Oh, s**t! It was twice! What the hell was I thinking?" - cuddlyevil
[/list=1]

[vicious]

top 5 timepieces to look at in the 10 minutes before quittin' time:

1. PC clock
2. my watch
3. phone clock
4. weird owl clock on the wall that's always wrong
5. tree outside pit boss's office that acts as a sun dial

which reminds me, when the mother crap is spring forward? i thought it was always easter weekend.

[Roger]

Next Sunday. The 7th.

[cuddlyevil]

Roger's been reading my diary again
"I only went out with him once. Oh, s**t! It was twice! What the hell was I thinking?" - cuddlyevil


You forgot to add the best part: "Only two f*ckin' sentences!?!? Well, I guess two sentences out of thirty odd pages isn't so bad, all's I did was drive to the 'frog." -- cuddlyevil. :p :o :eek: :D

You know I love you Rog

[DogStarMan]

Top 5 posters in the Random Top 5:

1) cuddlyevil -- 27
2) butter of 69 -- 19
3) c-lando -- 18
4) kickinitlive -- 17
5) yoyo -- 15

[butter_of_69]

Top 5 ways not to start the morning:
1. Stepping out of bed into a newly formed time portal. (BTW, Thomas Jefferson was majorly into the slave action.)
2. Turning on the Today Show and finding Liza Minnelli and her new gay husband are guest hosts all week.
3. Turning on Sportscenter and finding that George Will and David Brinkley are guest analysts all week.
4. Eating a cup of yogurt before realizing that it's actually old Manwich leftovers.
5. Coming in to work and having to take a 600 question essay quiz to keep your job that is a 30 minute timed test. (My hand hurts.)

[cuddlyevil]

Hey at least I'm #1 at something--right?!?! ;)

Top five things said/heard this morning:

1. Oh for the love of god, another Celine Dion tv special?!? Who the hell are the special guests and why would they want to be there?!
2. Do I have to go to work?
3. What the hell am I gonna do for his birthday?
4. Snooter!
5. Lotion me!

[MissKitty]

Top 5 Comments Heard At Work This Morning:
(background: our time punch machine is broken, so we are using a back-up until it is fixed)

1. "Why can't we use the one we are used to?"
2. "My name doesn't show up when I punch in--this back-up machine doesn't work either"
3. "No, it's only supposed to show 'X-punch' and your clock in time, dude. If you get a green light you're fine"
4. "It doesn't beep either. It must be broken too."
5. "It gave you a f*cking green light, now let the rest of us clock in!"

[clemsonfan]

Top 5 recipes that I have recently seen in Prevention Magazine:

1. Mediterranean Ricotta, Feta, and Spinach Pie (April 2001 issue)
2. Old-Fashioned Glazed Carrots (April 2001 issue)
3. New Green Beans and Mushroom Casserole (April 2001 issue)
4. Roasted Eggplant Rolls (May 2002 issue)
5. Low-Fat Crispy Chicken (May 2002 issue)

I know that the top three are from a year ago, but I recently re-read the article.

[vicious]

top 5 non-obscene words that amuse the hell out of me:

1. alcachofas
2. pants
3. corn
4. beaver
5. horsey

[Murphy]

top five really stupid things I've done recently:

5)Accidentally sent an email with a catty response about someone to that someone (luckily caught it before it left the outbox.)

4)Ate an entire bag of jelly beans in one sitting.. ugh

3)Let the cat outside for some sunshine, then had to spend twenty minutes in neighbor's creepy garage finding him.

2)Short circuited our thermostat with a pair of tweezers.

1)Unknowingly used a plastic baggie for my lunch that had already been used as a "doggie" bag (and I don't mean the kind with food in it.)
Eewwww. Don't think I'll be eating this apple now.

:eek:

[foolsgold]

Originally posted by Kwyjibo
Top 5 Favorite Boards Whipping Boys That Seem to Have Faded Away

3. Kit Andrews' Equinness

Don't you mean the top **klop, klop, klop, klop, klop** list.

Giddy yup.

[cuddlyevil]

top five fave quotes ever from the boards:

1. "no man! it's dick!"
2. "who's pissin' in who's sandbox now?!?!"
3. anything coming out ctjester's mind.
4. " " -Marcel Marceau by Roger
5. "did you slam it in the drawer" -Roger

[shivui]

top 5 favorite roller coasters(that i've been on)
.1. Mean Streak
.2. Raptor
.3. Magnum XL 200
.4. Beast
.5. Vortex

bottom 5 least favorite roller coasters
.1. Top Gun
.2. Face Off
.3. Blue Streak-mosquitoes all over the place at night
.4. Cobra-it's too short. that's my only problem with it.
.5. Iron Dragon

[Orestes]

top 5 reasons i should move to LA

1. my cousin has space available
2. i don't have to warm my car up in the winter
3. better mexican food
4. better margaritas
5. beaches!!!

[CtJester]

Originally posted by cuddlyevil
top five fave quotes ever from the boards:

1. "no man! it's dick!"
2. "who's pissin' in who's sandbox now?!?!"
3. anything coming out ctjester's mind.


I gladly accept this award on behalf of 'who's pissing in the sandbox now' since they are in Costa Rica filming 'All This Beach, So Little Time'.

Top 5 reasons I may or may not be at Mulligans:

1 May Not: Vicious and Bob's 'Ode To Glenn Miller'
2 May: Wine
3 May Not: 'Death To Smoochy' starts at 7pm sharp.
4 May: Wine
5 May Not: I have no frickin' idea where this place is...

Top 5 Happy Meals That Will Give You The Creeps:

1 Richard Simmons Deal-A-McNugget
2 Kit Andrews Bit Chew Toys
3 Forrest Brooks McBooze
4 Resident Evil movie tie-in
5 Big Mac Daddy Pimp Hat

Top 5 Martha Stewart 'quick and easy' replacements for champaigne:

1 a splash of club soda in a fifth of Jack
2 a splash of club soda in a fifth of gin
3 a slpash of club soda on the stain on the carpet of said fifth of gin
4 a splash of a splash of club soda on said stain on the carpet
5 oh hell, just toss the Jack and gin in a bucket and screw the club soda, I'm drinking for 2 'cause my louse of a first husband just called me wanting custody of the cutlery

Top 5 bridges that I need to burn to get on in life (Osama bin Laden edition):

1 Golden Gate
2 Tapanzee
3 Verazano-Narrows
4 Brooklyn
5 the one that connects Florida to the Keys.....it's gotta go

Bottom 5 new Wendy's salads:

1 Sid Ceasar
2 Rotten Egg
3 Spicy Southwestern Fruit and Tofu
4 Viagra
5 Spinach and tire rubber

-ct 'it's a woman's world.....and I'm just renting space' jester

[slow-dog]

Originally posted by CtJester

Bottom 5 new Wendy's salads:


CtJester, you are a national treasure.

[Bronzetree]

Originally posted by cuddlyevil
top five fave quotes ever from the boards:

1. "no man! it's dick!"

WOOHOO!!! I'm famous!

[c-lando]

Top 5 movies I think of whenever it's my turn to post a quote or a trivia question:
1. DAZED AND CONFUSED
2. TRUE ROMANCE
3. THE GOONIES
4. PRETTY IN PINK
5. FIGHT CLUB

ugh.

[yoyo]

Top 5 shocking things that happened in during the last 24 hours for me...

1. The dog shit...
2. Mom insisted I buy her a Christmas tree at my Kmart store closing
3. the Veggie burger I had a BK
4. Finding a suitcase that I am willing to afford
5. the cd's I got on ebay, such great prices

[cuddlyevil]

Top five reasons why Ct should be at Mulligan's tonight:

1. Vicious will be there.
2. Juliana will be there
3. The Buttah's (most likely) will be there.
4. I'll be there
5. It's the bar that thinks it's a wine store, or something ;)

Take 75 North to Springboro (route 73) exit, turn left onto Main Street and then Mulligans will be on your left a little ways up...