Favorite Muppet?

[c-lando]

I would say Fozzie......
Or James Brown when he had a mustache.
http://gs.cdnow.com/graphics/COVERART/local/L/70/46/00457046.jpg

[yoyo]

ANIMAL...the way he bang the drums all day long!!!!

And the old coots in the box seats!

[cuddlyevil]

sweetums...and bean (those of you who don't know who bean is, go watch "bunny picnic" and you'll see bean)

[Golden RV]

yoyo.....my thoughts exactly

Animal is the man!!!!!!!
And the old dudes kill me.

[Smoker29]

I liked the clown that threw boomerang fish. You didn't see him too often but he was my favorite. He was kind of like the Steve Buscemi (spelling?) of the Muppets.

I also liked the Swedish Cheff, The grumpy old men in the balcony, and I always wanted to see Gonzo bang a chicken.

[yoyo]

What about Beeker? I loved the way he talked!!

http://www.muppetworld.com/

[c-lando]

Originally posted by Smoker29
...and I always wanted to see Gonzo bang a chicken. *sigh* So did I......

Beaker! A friend just bought a lizard and wanted a name for it......I suggested Beaker. She loved it!!!

[vicious]

PEPE!!!!!!!

he is king prawn, okay?

[yoyo]

http://www.muppetworld.com/labs/index.html


click on this link...

[Murphy]

The Electric Mayhem!

http://www.cba.uc.edu/getreal/band2.gif




On the Sesame St. side, I like Ernie & Grover.


I love them all!!

[Bronzetree]

Statler and Waldorf, no question.

[vicious]

"is breakfast over already?"

"i don't know, why?"

"cause the bacon just ran out!"

-statler & waldorf

[classicgrrl]

Statler and Waldorf
Beeker
Swedish Chef

I can do a mean Swedish Chef impersonation

classic

[Phil]

Big fan of Beeker and some of the other more minor ones, but I just love Rolf. He makes me feel all warm and fuzzy. He's just got that, "Yeah, it's all good." Ooh, and trivia, he's the oldest Muppet.
Great ivory tickler too.

[Docta]

gotta be sneezy.... yup, good 'ol sneezy

[superfreaky]

I liked Beeker the best.... I was afraid of the old guys in the balcony (I really don't know why) Maybe because they were always so grumpy? I had nightmares about them when I was a kid.


The best ones on Sesame Street were those little creatures that lived in the windowbox with Ernie's flowers....they were sooo cool.

[DogStarMan]

http://www.muppetcentral.com/cards/sent/par_rowlf1.jpg http://www.muppets.com/profiles/graphics/Rowlf_s.jpg

Rowlf was always my favorite. I even had a Rowlf teddy bear (yes, I'm that old) when I was a kid.

[eurotek1]

The best ones on Sesame Street were those little creatures that lived in the windowbox with Ernie's flowers....they were sooo cool.


The doodle bugs!!! I loved those guys! Also on sesame street, the honkers, the two-headed purple monster, and those alien guys who went 'yipyipyipyipyipyipyipyip......wahhhaaaa, waaahaaaa.....yipyipyipyip....." (one was red, one was blue). they were awesome.

on the muppets, i too was a statler and waldorf fan, also the big eagle guy was cool. and PIGS IN SPACE!

but all in all, i looooved animal. good stuff. we used to sit and watch the muppet show with my dad. he loved it as much as my brother and i did.

[c-lando]

Originally posted by eurotek1
...also the big eagle guy was cool...Ah....Sam, the Eagle. I love the part in THE GREAT MUPPET CAPER when he says, "You are all Weirdos," after they sang the Happiness Hotel song. It's so awesome.

Agree that Rolf is so cool......

Don't get me started on Sesame Street.......I'm an Elmo fanatic (though I have seriously toned it all down in the last 4 years). It used to be frightening......ask foolsgold or slow-dog. They know.....they know.

[foolsgold]

You have no idea how hard it is to have a sit down and realize that Elmo is staring at you. Instant constipation. "Elmo says, Christian makes hate paste..."

On the plus side, C-lando, your obsession is nowhere in the realm of my wife's Ernie collection. **Shudder** B&E shower curtain...

"Hey Burt, Christian sure is scrubbing down there an awwwwfullly long time..."

[butter_of_69]

Guy Smiley. Every time a Muppet thread happens, I'm the only one to remember his genius.

[Murphy]

Originally posted by eurotek1
Also on sesame street, the honkers, the two-headed purple monster, and those alien guys who went 'yipyipyipyipyipyipyipyip......wahhhaaaa, waaahaaaa.....yipyipyipyip....." (one was red, one was blue). they were awesome.

Totally forgot about these guys!

'Telephone! Telephone!'

[thelunarbee]

Are they still muppets if they're beyond Sesame Street? I'm going to pretend the only answer to that is yes.

So from Farsape, I love Pilot and Rygel XVI, Dominar of the Hynerian Empire. But I like Rygel best b/c he farts helium.

Also, the Skeksi (however the hell you spell that) from The Dark Crystal, esp. Chamberlain.

[doctort13]

I have loved Oscar the Grouch since I first saw Sesame Street in 1969. In the early 70's my dad took me to a puppet convention in Boston where I met the original orange Oscar & his puppeteer Carrol Spinney.

Other favorite Muppets: Kermit, Sal the Monkey, Gonzo, Traveling Matt (a Fraggle), oh I just love 'em all!

One of the members of the Cincinnati Area Puppetry Guild was a
guest puppeteer on "Muppets Tonight"! She has lots of cool behind the scenes photos.

I will be marching in the Northside 4th of July parade with a GIANT puppet that I am building.

Cool puppet links:
http://www.muppetcentral.com
http://www.puppeteers.org
http://www.puppetforge.com

[eurotek1]

oh, THE FRAGGLES! i loved the fraggles! gobo! red! boober and wembley! ahhhahahhha! awesome!

also, the DOOZERS! 'member, they built the sugar towers that the fraggles ate!?!?! and the trash heap! and those big ogrey things!

i miss childhood tv.

[c-lando]

Dance your cares away,
Worry's for another day.
Let the music play,
Down at Fraggle Rock.

I just KNEW that those Doozer buildings tasted like stale, but sweet Construx.

[doctort13]

The really cool thing about the Doozers is that they were tiny mechanical puppets. I don't have my Muppets books in front of me right now, but the fellow who designed them was a bloody genius!
I wish Fraggle Rock would come out on DVD. There are 10 volumes of the "best" of the Muppet Show, but it's out of my price range right now. I think it's about $160 for the DVD box set.

Other puppets I love:

Beany & Cecil
Kukla & Ollie
Mr. Moose & Bunny Rabbit (Capt. Kangaroo)
the puppets on Pee Wee's Playhouse (like Pterry!)

This weekend I am working on the pattern for one of my own!

[shivui]

sam the eagle
dr teeth
and all the random bears. i like their facial expressions.

[loveydovey]

<-------- do you need to ask?

I also loved Prairie Dawn from Sesame Street when I was little. Alice, Snuffy's baby cousin, was also cute. The Count is great to do impressions of. Whenever I'm cooking, I always lapse into Swedish Chef nonsense talk and start throwing food around . . . it's great.

BTW, what was the name of the little orange and yellow striped worm that would show up at Oscar's trach can every now and then?

[doctort13]

SLIMEY!

[yoshomon]

no muppet is better than the almighy Kermit

[doctort13]

well sort of: (from ToughPigs.com (http://www.toughpigs.com)):

Pittsburgh in the Springtime
Are you in Pittsburgh right now? You don't have to answer right away. Take a moment to look around, and see if it looks like Pittsburgh. Well, if it is in fact Pittsburgh, then you're in luck, cause the Pittsburgh Children's Museum is hosting a new exhibit called Can You Tell Me How To Get To Sesame Street? from February 15th to June 1st. The exhibit is based around a model of Sesame Street itself that kids can play in, and it also promises that "visitors of all ages can explore three adventurous decades of the legendary television show." It sounds pretty neat: "Sit on the brownstone steps of 123 Sesame Street, climb into Big Bird's Same and Different Nest, put on a puppet show using Muppet hand puppets..." I'd say that's worth a trip to Pittsburgh. Go check out the link for more information

More info at: Pittsburgh Children's Museum (http://www.pittsburghkids.org/whatsnew.html)

http://www.toughpigs.com/images/newsoscarabierto.jpg

[SteelTown Boy]

The Muppet Show:
1.rowlf
2.swedish chef
3.kermit
4.statler and waldorf
5.gonzo


Seasme Street
1.Cookie Monster
2.The Count
3.kermit
4.Guy Smiley
5.oscar the grouch

[loveydovey]

Like, Janice is like, totally my favorite muppet, you know?

http://lavender.fortunecity.com/lavender/313/muppets/band.gif

(blond chick on the left)

I wanted to BE her when I was little. I never got my voice so sound that cool, though . . .

[Stine]

The Amazing Mumford [A-la-peanut butter SANDwiches!]
Forgetful Jones [the cowboy]

[cuddlyevil]

sweetums, hands down...

[lawdog]

Swedish Chef. Did y'all know that you can set Swedish Chef language as your default language on Google? That's right, search with the Swedish Chef! Just go to Google, and click on "Language Tools." Then, under "Use the Google Interface in Your Language," click on "Bork, bork, bork!" as your language. All the links within Google will then be in the parlance of the Chef. Coolness.

Man, I need a life...

[Megs79]

Originally posted by lawdog
Just go to Google, and click on "Language Tools." Then, under "Use the Google Interface in Your Language," click on "Bork, bork, bork!" as your language. All the links within Google will then be in the parlance of the Chef. Coolness.



That's so cool (I just tried it)

[classicgrrl]

oh thats the bomb!

bork!!!

[trixi]

1. Animal
2. The Count
3. Swedish Chef
4. Oscar the Grouch
5. Statler and Waldorf
6. Cookie Monster


And I've just recently discovered my old Ernie and Bert puppets (late 60s/early 70s).

[Steele]

The Swedish Chef...definitely. Then, its gotta be Animal. Yeah. Muppets. I loved them.


A moment of silence, if you would, for the poor, departed Mr. Henson..................Ok. Thats long enough.

[Seattle93]

Muppet Show:
1. Pepe
2. Statler & Waldorf
3. Gonzo
4. Swedish Chef
5. Kermit

Sesame Street:
1. Ernie
2. Grover
3. The Count
4. Amazing Mumford
5. Martians (aka the "Yip-Yip's")

Other assorted Muppets:
1. Uncle Travelling Matt
2. Fizzgig
3. Emmet Otter

[MonkeyGirl]

Rizzo the Rat. I love Rizzo

Best Muppet Movie? Muppet Caper, no doubt.

[MsAtt]

Miss Piggy...she da boss!

[deime]

Grover

I still have "There's a Monster at the end of this book" from my childhood days, love reading it to kids

I have an aunt who has a Miss Piggy collection, no one ever knows what to get her for the holidays, so we just add to her collection - Big Fun has muppets stuff in Cleveland

[Takaro HardCore]

im gonna have to go for the Chef. He had a meat cleaver. what more do i need as a kid

[JohnnyRoyale]

Jeez! I forgot about most of these characters.

But COOKIE MONSTER RULES!!!

"C is for cookie, that's good enough for me"

[govinda8]

When i was a small child, I had a Miss Piggy doll that I carried with me everywhere. She had on this long purple satin gown and white gloves. I love her. Especially in the Muppets Take Manhattan, (I think) when she is walking past the construction workers and they all start whistling at her. Fun Fun

But my heart belongs to Pepe! I am not a shrimp!
...and slimey of course.

[Ol-One-Eye]

Muppets:
The Boomerang Fish Throwing Clown
The Chef
The whole Dr. Teeth Band

S. Street.
Grover (I collect little Grover figures and I have all his books)
Mr. Snuffaluffagus
The 2-Headed Monster Dude

The Dark Crystal:
Chamberlin

The Great Space Coaster:
Goridle Gorilla
Baxter (and all his Huggles)

Fragle Rock:
All of them

Alf:
Well . . . "Alf" of coarse.

Meet The Feebles:
(This was a spin off of The Muppets. Straight to video movie about a bunch of muppets who have sex, smoke, drink, and every other bad thing. This is a "MUST" see folks! Very Funny movie and well worth the money to rent or buy it!):D

[doctort13]

Ol-One-Eye, It looks like you are almost as MAD about puppets as I am...and that's a wacky thing.

I think you should plan on attending puppetSLAM! Cincinnati in April. :D


FYI-"Meet The Feebles" was in NO way connected with Jim Henson/The Muppets/ et al. Peter "Lord of the Rings" Jackson was the director of this Muppets Show satire. Infact, one of Jim Henson's daughters tried to put a stop to the Feebles because she felt that people would think that it was a Henson production. Hmmmm, looks like she may have been correct. ;)

[Ol-One-Eye]

Originally posted by doctort13

I think you should plan on attending puppetSLAM! Cincinnati in April. :D
;)
I just may have to check this out! I knew that the Feebles were no way connected with Jimmy H. But I didn't know the Peter Jackson thing. Whoaaa! I think I'm going to see if this is on DVD. I also need to buy the Dark Crystal on DVD still. I heard it's pretty cool.

[Takaro HardCore]

if you like meet the feebles.
try "bad taste" maybe you have. its Jackson as well. the preceeder to meet the feebles.:D

[doctort13]

Meet The Feebles (http://us.imdb.com/Title?0097858) is indeed on DVD, but the print isn't the best. Infact I am not so sure if the DVD is legit, it may be a bootleg. I found mine at Shake It Records for $14.00.

http://www.ween.net/feebles/video_cover.jpg

Cool Meet The Feebles link (http://www.ween.net/feebles/)

For those of you interested in odd/adult puppetry may I suggest you take a look at Puphedz (http://puphedz.com/) :D

[DiAAMond Dog]

This might not count as a muppet BUT on the Muppet Babies there were Scooter and Skeeter - I believe Skeeter was a girl, or something -
I think there is a strong possiblilty that Skeeter is my favorite simply because she died somewhere along the road from being a baby to being a full-fledged muppet. She also upheld the muppet androgyny standard.

There were some pretty sweet ones on the Jim Henson Hour -
like, uh - Timrik the Gorf - the little guy that flew around with a helicopter for a tail who could shrink himself -
and there was a green guy that had a computer for a brain or something -
ALSO - almost every muppet in that one Storyteller episode where the guy was going to get dragged to hell if he didn't do something or other -- all those demons rocked it hard, as did the weird humanoid that was supposed to be 'death'
I think that's what that one was about...

[doctort13]

I was tv-less when Storyteller & The Jim Henson Hour were being broadcast. I hope that when the pending sale of the Henson company is final, the new owners have the smarts to release ALL JH programs on DVD.

I never saw Muppet babies, I have a problem with cute-cuddly versions of anything. Although I have an idea for a tv series called "Washington Babies".;)

[IPrayForSound]

Originally posted by doctort13
Although I have an idea for a tv series called "Washington Babies".;)
Please god let me have something to do with the creation of those episodes.

[Phreon]

Originally posted by deime
Grover

I still have "There's a Monster at the end of this book" from my childhood days, love reading it to kids


I remember that book! My mom used to read it to my brother and I. Who's the monster at the end of the book? You are Grover!


I think Kermit the Frog was the finest Muppet ever. He was the heart and soul of both Sesame Street and The Muppet Show. When they replaced him with Elmo (blech), I knew it was a sign of the apocolypse.

Grover, Gonzo, Fozzie and Bert 'n Ernie were always favorites, though really, the entire Muppet Show "cast" was great.

Got Slack?,

Phreon

[Kwyjibo]

Hands down Cookie Monster. I had three plush cookie monsters when I was a youngun. I still have them, they're completely thread bare.

On the other hand, I can't stand that stupid little troll Elmo.

Emmit Otter gets my vote for peripheral muppet.

[bjk15]

speaking of reviving old threads...

i gotta say beaker is the best, but i always liked those two old guys who made comments (the statler and waldorf mentioned a couple of times i think) were hilarious, then i always wanted to like oscar the grouch, but somehow that damn big bird always got to him, so obviously he was never that grouchy, damn big bird always gotta ruin a good thing.

[Wolverine]

Animal


http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/tiere/animal-smiley-070.gif

[pomegranate]

as a child i was terrified of sam the eagle. he looks like a horrible, horrible monster. .and that unibrow.. eep. i recall having nightmares about him on numerous occasions.

i'm a fat chick.. so i'm a miss piggy fan by default.. but i loooove the doozers from fraggle rock more than any other muppet-related charater..

http://homepages.wmich.edu/~c2penkal/fragglerock10.jpg

cuteness. OVERLOAD.

[Homsar]

Oh yes, the TWIDDLE bugs were great!
I also have that masterpiece called The Monster at the End of This Book.
Speaking of "masterpieces," anyone remember that Cookie Monster play on Masterpiece Theater?
Slimey. Ah, Slimey. The first worm on the moon. Nuff said.
Is it weird that Big Bird wasn't even mentioned until the end of the 3rd page?
But really, ALL the muppets are great. Henson was a genius.

SUP............................................... ................................ER GROVER!
:D

[Fink1100]

pomegranate: as a child i was terrified of sam the eagle. he looks like a horrible, horrible monster. .and that unibrow.. eep. i recall having nightmares about him on numerous occasions.

DITTO! i think sam the eagle was the manifestation of jim henson's father issues...

Pepe the Prawn - "you tell him and i will beat you...i will beat you like a bad, bad donkey okay?!"

Statler and Waldorf (i've served statler and waldorf salad before - make a nice waldorf salad and plate on bitter greens:D

Swedish Chef - borka borka!

Rizzo - "light the lamp, not the rat!"

bunson and beaker - "meep, meep"

animal

i just realized there is no place to end this list...

[hoh]

how can you choose, honestly. that said my favorite was dead tom from muppet treasure island

"dead tom's dead. longjohn shot 'im."
"but dead tom was always dead, thats why we called 'im 'dead tom.'"
"oh yeah"

cracks me up every time

[loveydovey]

I can't choose a Muppet. It just isn't possible.

However, I think one of the most clever Muppets was Uncle Traveling Matt. He used to send his nephew, Gobo Fraggle, postcards and detailed anthropological descriptions of such exotic places as the library and grocery store. He also attempted to converse with fire hydrants and small mammals.

http://www.freggel.nl/img/freggels/roel.jpg

Brilliant.

[The Ugly Thief]

http://pakana.50megs.com/bush_satanismi.jpg

v

[Homsar]

HA!
:D

[hoh]

WOW, that was quite humoroous

[Fourthisto]

Originally posted by hoh
WOW, that was quite humoroous

Yeah, really! :)

If he'd put that picture in one of his ads, with some acid house music, and a caption (in a huge blood red font) that says "ROCK ON, BITCHES!!!!", he'd win for sure.

[postfeminist]

http://www.muppetcentral.com/_images/muppets/janice_trans.jpg

my favorite :)

[crazybob60]

Swedish Chef hands down for me is my fav...I even have a or should I say had a rear view mirror thing of an air freshener of him. But lost it when getting my car serviced about a year ago...

And I second the motion on Sam the Eagle scaring the living bejesus outta me as a small child...don't know why because he was such a caring, patriotic eagle, but he did!!!!

[monk]

I love the muppets, and I feel that it would be unfair and unjust of me to pick just one.

I don't want to hurt their feelings.

[hp1]

http://freepages.genealogy.rootsweb.com/~ariepe/images/pics-cems/grover.jpg

[Louisianagrl]

Rolph the Dog because he's so cool and laid back. And it's the voice of Jim Henson, God rest his soul. I used to have Fozzie Bear on my desk at my old job-he provided a place in which to hang my media credentials.

[Stine]

Upcoming stamps!!

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20041104/capt.wx10311041749.2005_stamps_wx103.jpg

[azinser81]

http://punkrockpenguin.net/waste/moosechef.jpg

[hoh]

Originally posted by azinser81
http://punkrockpenguin.net/waste/moosechef.jpg

it is just me or does the moose look like its gonna gore swedish chef with its horns and then systematicly eat the remains

[Stine]

$10 says the Chef is making mousse next to a moose.

[hoh]

id take that bet . . . . . .

and then id lose 10 bucks

[atomikdarling]

http://www.zug.com/daily/journal/graphics/072103_sesamestreet2.gif

[azinser81]

Originally posted by hoh
id take that bet . . . . . .

and then id lose 10 bucks

yes you would b/c stine is correct.
I love the chef and I think that is were my love for cooking came from.
Who says tv destroys brain cells?

[adyonka]

Originally posted by Stine
Upcoming stamps!!

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20041104/capt.wx10311041749.2005_stamps_wx103.jpg

I've never considered collecting stamps (since everyone knows that philately will get you nowhere), but I might have to make an exception this time.

[snakelady]

Hooray for old threads revived!

For me it's Floyd...
http://www.muppetcentral.com/collectibles/muppetpics/toy_figure_series2_floyd.jpg

with Sweetums a close second...
http://www.secretariat-informatique.bravepages.com/bibliomages/BD/films/muppet/Sweetums_s.jpg

but only 'cuz there are no snake muppets

[beki]

one time prince was on the muppet show. it doesn't get much better (or more HILARIOUS) than that

david bowie seems to have a past prancing with puppets as well....pretty attractively, if i recall. (boy i do)



also animal, oscar the grouch, snuffleupagus and, naturally the chef.
-something about the socially inept really gets me.

[Phreon]

All this talk of Muppets make the cold reality of adulthood seem kind of .... sucky.

I miss Muppet Show-esqe innocence sometimes.


Remember, Grover will always love you,

Phreon

[Dawg]

Definitely the Chef doode, he was hilarious...

[adyonka]

Muppet Bump.

(Gee, that's fun to say!)

[Handy Smurf]

Ah....Sam, the Eagle. I love the part in THE GREAT MUPPET CAPER when he says, "You are all Weirdos," after they sang the Happiness Hotel song. It's so awesome.

clando, you are officially my hero. Anyone who can quote from the Great Muppet Caper is alright by me.


My order:
Dr. Teeth
Swedish Chef
Statler and Waldorf
Beeker
Lou Zealand (the "muppet version of Steve Buscemi" as smoker put it)


and on Sesame Street
the "yipyipyip" aliens and the two headed monsters were awesome
and who could forget Guy Smiley?

[Irish]

if seseme street crossovers count, then it's grover. hands down. didnt you ever read "the monster at the end of the book"???

[justmaybetiger]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d4/YipYip.jpg

Best Muppets Ever. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9eIwafj7vk)

[1979]

Dr. Teeth


Absolutely.





http://thehillsrollon.com/wp-content/uploads/docteeth.jpg

[Handy Smurf]

if seseme street crossovers count, then it's grover. hands down. didnt you ever read "the monster at the end of the book"???
Yes, loved that book when I was little...but was always somewhat annoyed by Grover.

[Trevour]

I posted a couple of my own Sesame Street doodles (http://trevour.blogspot.com/2006/08/sesame-treet.html) last month on my blogger.

[juggles]

It'd be hard to single out a favorite muppet, although I kind of identify with Beeker.

Least favorite muppet however, that would be the Talking Potty Elmo that my mother-in-law gave my daughter for her (my daughter's) 2nd birthday, complete with his own potty and removable pants. Is it healthy for my daughter to be taking Elmo's pants off, even if he does say he has to go potty? If it were up to me, Elmo would be sharing living quaters with Oscar the Grouch, if you catch my drift.

[jonbonjela]

It'd be hard to single out a favorite muppet, although I kind of identify with Beeker.

t.

i'm with beeker also - funniest episode ever was when beeker got cloned umpteen times and there was dozens of beekers aimlessly running around causing chaos !

[REMgirl]

Perhaps I lack imagination, but I love Ernie.

I used to sing my boys to sleep to "I Don't Want to Live on the Moon."

[Homsar]

if seseme street crossovers count, then it's grover. hands down. didnt you ever read "the monster at the end of the book"???
SUP............................................... ........ER GROVER!!!!!!!!!!!

And yes!


I used to sing my boys to sleep to "I Don't Want to Live on the Moon."

That's on my playlist! Could you sing it for me?

[mikeatthemadfro]

the two old men muppets sitting above the dance floor making asides were my alltime favorites and have had the most impact on my life of almost any father figures I've ever had.

[REMgirl]

Homsar:

That's on my playlist! Could you sing it for me?

Of course! I'm also fond of "One of These Things is Not Like the Other". ;)

My kids were pretty tolerant of my singing abilities, though. I'm not sure I would subject anyone else to that! :p

[miami2112]

shouldnt this be a poll?

[msbirt]

Beeker.

I have decided to begin speaking like him in all work situations. Such a strategy would more than likely inject some of the most cogent and interesting ideas this place has seen in quite some time.

[juggles]

I wasn't kidding about Potty Elmo. Here's proof:

http://images.canadiantire.ca/media/images/Assortments/PrimaryAssortments/Recreation/Toys/ChristmasToys/0503571_450_CC_49493.jpg

No, that's not my daughter.

Now, Potty Mouth Elmo, that I could go for: "Hee hee hee! That tickles, you dickhead!"

[J.D.Roni]

the swedish chef. no doubt.