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Murphy
26 Oct 2004, 03:47 PM
I do, and I'm sure getting sick of it... here's an awful one I just got today:

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HAVE YOU SEEN THIS ONE YET?

> > Don't Close Your Blinds
>
> The other day, my nine year old son wanted to know why we were at war. My husband looked at our son and then looked at me. My husband and I were in the Army during the Gulf War and we would be honored to serve and defend our Country again today. I knew that my husband would give him a good explanation.
>
> My husband thought for a few minutes and then told my son to go stand in our front living room window. He told him: "Son, stand there and tell me what you see?"
>
> "I see trees and cars and our neighbor's houses." he replied.
"OK, now I want you to pretend that our house and our yard is the United States of America and you are President Bush."
>
> Our son giggled and said "OK."
"Now son, I want you to look out the window and pretend that every house and yard on this block is a different country" my husband said.
>
> "OK Dad, I'm pretending."
>
> "Now I want you to stand there and look out the window and see that man come out of his house with his wife and he has her by the hair and is hitting her You see her bleeding and crying. He hits her in the face, he throws her on the ground, then he starts to kick her to death. Their children run out and are afraid to stop him, they are crying, they are watching this but do nothing because they are kids and afraid of their father. You see all of this son.... what do you do?"
>
> "Dad?"
>
> What do you do son?"
>
> "I call the police, Dad."
>
> "OK. Pretend that the police are the United Nations and they take your call, listen to what you know and saw but they refuse to help. What do you do then son?"
>
> "Dad, but the police are supposed to help!" My son starts to whine.
>
> "They don't want to son, because they say that it is not their place or your place to get involved and that you should stay out of it," my husband says
>
> "But Dad...he killed her!!" my son exclaims.
>
> "I know he did...but the police tell you to stay out of it. Now I want you to look out that window and pretend you see our neighbor who
> you're pretending is Saddam turn around and do the same thing to his
> children."
>
> "Daddy...he kills them?"
>
> "Yes son, he does. What do you do?"
>
> "Well, if the police don't want to help, I will go and ask my next
> door neighbor to help me stop him." our son says.
>
> "Son, our next door neighbor sees what is happening and refuses to get involved as well. He refuses to open the door and help you stop him,"
> my husband says.
>
> "But Dad, I NEED help!!! I can't stop him by myself!!"
>
> "WHAT DO YOU DO SON?" Our son starts to cry.
>
> "OK, no one wants to help you, the man across the street saw you ask for help and saw that no one would help you stop him. He stands taller and puffs out his chest. Guess what he does next son?" "What Daddy?"
>
> "He walks across the street to the old ladies house and breaks down her door and drags her out, steals all her stuff and sets her house on fire and then..he kills her. He turns around and sees you standing in he window and laughs at you. WHAT DO YOU DO?"
>
> "Daddy..."
>
> WHAT DO YOU DO?"
>
> Our son is crying and he looks down and he whispers, "I close the blinds, Daddy."
>
> My husband looks at our son with tears in his eyes and asks him... "Why?"
>
> "Because Daddy.....the police are supposed to help...people who needs it..and they won't help....You always say that neighbors are supposed to HELP neighbors, but they won't help either...they won't help me stop him...I'm afraid....I can't do it by myself ..Daddy.....I can't look out my window and just watch him do all these terrible things and...and.....do nothing...so... I'm just going to close the blinds....so I can't see what he's doing.......and I'm going to pretend that it is not happening."
>
> I start to cry.
>
> My husband looks at our nine year old son standing in the window, looking pitiful and ashamed at his answers to my husbands questions and he tells him .."Son"
>
> "Yes, Daddy."
>
> "Open the blinds because that man... he's at your front door..."WHAT DO YOU DO?"
>
> My son looks at his father, anger and defiance in his eyes. He balls up his tiny fists and looks his father square in the eyes, without hesitation he says: "I DEFEND MY FAMILY DAD!! I'M NOT GONNA LET HIM HURT MOMMY OR MY SISTER, DAD!!! I'M GONNA FIGHT HIM, DAD, I'M GONNA FIGHT HIM!!!!!"
>
> I see a tear roll down my husband's cheek and he grabs my son to his chest and hugs him tight, and cries..."It's too late to fight him, he's too strong and he's already at YOUR front door son.....you should have stopped him BEFORE he killed his wife. You have to do what's right, even if you have to do it alone, before......it's too late." my husband whispers.
>
> THAT scenario I just gave you is WHY we are at war with Iraq. When good men stand by and let evil happen is the greatest EVIL of all. Our President is doing what is right. We, as a free nation, must understand that this war is a war of humanity. WE must remove evil men from power so that we can continue to live in a free world where we are not afraid to look out our window. So that my nine year old son won't grow up in a world where he feels that if he just "closes" that blinds the atrocities in the world won't affect him. "YOU MUST NEVER BE AFRAID TO DO WHAT IS RIGHT! EVEN IF YOU HAVE TO DO IT ALONE!"
>
> BE PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN!
>
> BE PROUD OF OUR TROOPS!!
>
> SUPPORT THEM!!!
>
> SUPPORT AMERICA!!
>
> SO THAT IN THE FUTURE OUR CHILDREN WILL NEVER HAVE TO CLOSE THEIR
> BLINDS..."
>
>
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Slar
26 Oct 2004, 03:51 PM
I dont' get many emails, but I'll be so glad when this whole thing is over. I'm tired of the constant negative ads. I'm tired of the huge increase in phone calls from the Bush and Kerry camps. I'm tired of all the negative and hateful threads that continue to spring up on the message boards. Just get it over with and be done with it.

P.S. I didn't read that whole email, but it looks like a real stinker. How do people really take these things seriously at all?

JSpaceman
26 Oct 2004, 03:52 PM
Yes!!!! Those and the "why your mother is special" e-mails annoy the living crap outta me. And they all come 99% from one co-worker, as SenorCardgage can attest. I've joked at least a dozen times about replying "Please take me off your mailing list" but haven't had the guts yet... :rolleyes:

(edited to add) and yeah, that e-mail is pretty sad... and not in the way it's supposed to be. Luckily I have yet to get anything like that... :rolleyes:

keyst2891
26 Oct 2004, 03:54 PM
That story is the biggest, steamiest, chunkiest pile of poo I think I've ever heard.

And I just know, somewhere in the vast land of America, people are actually proud of this email and are sending it out with tears in their eyes.

<gag>

despondent
26 Oct 2004, 04:01 PM
My only problem with people that take that stand in justifying this war, is that they're not consistent. If this war was simply about removing a tyrant, then there are MANY more tyrants in the world besides Saddam that could potentially pose as great or greater risks to our security. If the American public at large wants to end evil in the world, then we should go to war with N. Korea, invade Cuba, and put serious pressure on China to stay clear from Taiwan. But these moves aren't expedient to the gains of politicians, and that's something that the flag-waving, unable to think for themselves patriots need to consider.

motorcitysonics
26 Oct 2004, 04:25 PM
Yeah, and those emails you get all the time - you know the ones - the cream that's supposed to make you bigger. I've tried 10, 12 of those, and it's no bigger.

Pretend Girl
26 Oct 2004, 04:39 PM
that was the most frightening thing i've ever read.

twentyshots
26 Oct 2004, 04:40 PM
I imagine that email with Tom Hanks playing the father.

Buzzstein
26 Oct 2004, 05:38 PM
wow what a great story. The father mentally torments his son to make a ridiculous point.

Crow Magnum PI
26 Oct 2004, 06:12 PM
Originally posted by Buzzstein
wow what a great story. The father mentally torments his son to make a ridiculous point.

And the son goes out and kills all his neighbors. Oh well, at least a happy ending.

Buzzstein
26 Oct 2004, 06:18 PM
Hey look! Crow Magnum comes out of hiding!

silvertone32
26 Oct 2004, 06:39 PM
Utter BULLSHIT AND TRIPE!!!!!!!!!!!! The world aint that simple and we are not the police. Iraq isnt that grateful otherwise they wouldnt be killing us every single day. More right wing neo-con drival sir! I want more.

tobedawg
26 Oct 2004, 06:42 PM
Yeah it's great!! The dad teaches the son that "VIOLENCE SOLVES EVERYTHING" and "BEING A VIGILANTE IS THE ANSWER"!

jps
26 Oct 2004, 07:46 PM
Originally posted by tobedawg
Yeah it's great!! The dad teaches the son that "VIOLENCE SOLVES EVERYTHING" and "BEING A VIGILANTE IS THE ANSWER"!

As long as the country has lots of oil, or the people that live in that country look mostly like we do.
Plus, its all good as long as you make your decision and stick by it, even if you find out that the guy didn't really kill his wife, because you and the neighbors had already sent inspectors in and they found out that he had dismantled, or we had destroyed his wife killing capabilities 10 years ago when your dad owned this house.

DogStarMan
27 Oct 2004, 06:35 AM
Gahhhh.....that is so fucking retarded.

If I recieved that from a co-worker, I'd report it to corporate IS as a violation of our e-mail policy.

keyst2891
27 Oct 2004, 09:06 AM
I'm gonna give this story more of a realistic twist:

Last night, my neighbor was getting a serious beat-down in the front yard. BUT, because my house relies on the exportation of "cookies" coming from my neighbor's house, I just closed the blinds.

Now, some crazy terrorist king has taken over my neighbor's house and is paying his house payments with the barrels of "cookies" that I purchase. He is killing all the pretty flowers and shooting everyone that walks by the house with a beebee gun. He smells and he turned his front yard into the county landfill. All the other neighbors are pissed that I let this happen. But hey, I've got everything I need and my house is very happy.

I have this other neighbor that has a bunch of cookies too... He is a nasty guy that won't give me his cookies. So, I went over to his house and smacked that bitch up. I took a homeless guy from the street and made HIM the owner of this house and in turn he gave me a really good deal on the barrels of cookies that he has. Everyone in the neighborhood was pissed at what I did but they knew I would beat them down as well since I am the strongest house on the street, so THEY just closed THEIR blinds.

CLOSE THE BLINDS

BLAH, BLAH BLAH

HYPORCITICAL PIECE OF CRAP!!

(I think this is more on the lines of what that story should have said.....)

postfeminist
27 Oct 2004, 09:57 AM
murphy,
if you get any of that shit from my mom, you have my blessing to punch her in the face.

:)
pf

Pretend Girl
27 Oct 2004, 10:12 AM
Originally posted by keyst2891
I took a homeless guy from the street and made HIM the owner of this house and in turn he gave me a really good deal on the barrels of cookies that he has.

haha awesome. this keyst guy is my new favorite (well, besides summerteeth :))

Murphy
27 Oct 2004, 11:46 AM
Originally posted by postfeminist
murphy,
if you get any of that shit from my mom, you have my blessing to punch her in the face.

:)
pf

Ha! No, it wasn't from your mom. But I had forgotten about that connection!

Originally posted by DSM If I recieved that from a co-worker, I'd report it to corporate IS as a violation of our e-mail policy.

Actually the woman who sent it I respect and like so I feel weird that she sends stuff like this. Also it's hard to ignore them because she also circulates a lot of very important information here so I can't immediately tell what's work-related and what's not. I don't want to get her in trouble for it, but I'm thinking I may let her know I think this is crossing the line.

classicgrrl
27 Oct 2004, 01:22 PM
Originally posted by JSpaceman
Yes!!!! Those and the "why your mother is special" e-mails annoy the living crap outta me. And they all come 99% from one co-worker, as SenorCardgage can attest. I've joked at least a dozen times about replying "Please take me off your mailing list" but haven't had the guts yet... :rolleyes:

(edited to add) and yeah, that e-mail is pretty sad... and not in the way it's supposed to be. Luckily I have yet to get anything like that... :rolleyes:

hmmmmmmmmmm if you really want it stopped a little trip to HR would probably do it.

honestly I'm surprised no one has said anything the employee yet. That is a HUGE no no from an HR standpoint.

akip
27 Oct 2004, 01:31 PM
nobody sends anything like that to me. but i got a great one of all 4 candidates in drag. wish i knew how to post it.

bluelupis
27 Oct 2004, 01:38 PM
Not sure if it's patriotic or not but I got this today. SAFE for work:


www.pentagonstrike.co.uk/pentagon.htm

Slar
27 Oct 2004, 01:44 PM
Originally posted by akip
nobody sends anything like that to me. but i got a great one of all 4 candidates in drag. wish i knew how to post it.

I think someone posted those in the Bizarre Unrelated Picture Thread somewhere around page 100ish.

dcXhc
27 Oct 2004, 01:50 PM
Originally posted by bluelupis
Not sure if it's patriotic or not but I got this today. SAFE for work:


www.pentagonstrike.co.uk/pentagon.htm

Yawn...... (http://www.snopes.com/rumors/pentagon.htm)

akip
27 Oct 2004, 01:52 PM
Originally posted by Slar


I think someone posted those in the Bizarre Unrelated Picture Thread somewhere around page 100ish.

page 105. yep, those are the ones.

bluelupis
27 Oct 2004, 01:56 PM
Oh I agree. I was just posting silly shit coworkers send me.

Duemellon
27 Oct 2004, 02:21 PM
Speaking of silly shit...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/3951615.stm
The Power of Nightmares: The Phantom Victory


On 25 December 1979, Soviet forces invaded Afghanistan.
...
It was a key battleground of the Cold War.

Washington provided money and arms including even Stinger missiles capable of shooting down Soviet helicopters.

But it was Islamic Mujahideen fighters who would fire them.

Among the many foreigners drawn to Afghanistan was a young, wealthy Saudi called Osama Bin Laden.
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this is silly b/c we alrdy knew this & if anyone disputes this they'r straight-up crazy