Kerry and the Ketsup

[back2vinyl]

Did you know Kerry doesn't even use Heinz ketsup? He uses Hunts "because it tastes better". What a bastard.

[JSpaceman]

Can you show me documentation of this fact? If so, I will change my mind and vote Republican.

[Duemellon]

The question really is: Do vast quantities of Hunts really exist in Kerry's kitchen? The UN wants to know if indeed there are, but the Republicans are saying: not only is the catsup there, in large quantities, but we have proof he's used Hunt's before.

However, Kerry has not been cooperative in the inspections, so the Republicans have given the inspectors warning to leave the area before they begin Operation: Henz Freedom

[back2vinyl]

Originally posted by JSpaceman
Can you show me documentation of this fact? If so, I will change my mind and vote Republican.

Sorry, I can't respond to that because I've moved on to post this same message on several other message boards.

[back2vinyl]

Originally posted by Duemellon
The question really is: Do vast quantities of Hunts really exist in Kerry's kitchen? The UN wants to know if indeed there are, but the Republicans are saying: not only is the catsup there, in large quantities, but we have proof he's used Hunt's before.

However, Kerry has not been cooperative in the inspections, so the Republicans have given the inspectors warning to leave the area before they begin Operation: Henz Freedom

Oh, you're good. We do have proof that he had the capability to go to the store and get Hunts as soon as the sactions were lifted.

[JSpaceman]

Originally posted by back2vinyl

Sorry, I can't respond to that because I've moved on to post this same message on several other message boards. I'll keep my eye out for back3vinyl, back4vinyl, etc... :p

[ApplesauceDave]

What would that mean as far as the man?

He makes the decisions he thinks are right, not the ones that make him or those in his inner circle richer.

[Duemellon]

AP Newswire Release
Doubts Arise About Bush's Catsup Usage
Wednesday

Washington, DC - The recent attacks regarding John Kerry and his possible relationship with Hunt's catsup has branched out to possibly implicate President Bush for neglecting to use catsup at all. In a statement released today from MoveOn.org, a privately funded group is investigating into allegations that, despite claims that Bush served hot dogs with catsup in the early 70's, he in fact never used catsup.

"We have heard from a reliable source that there were never any catsup bottles present during several events put on by Bush. In fact, even when he attended other parties hosted by other families, no one seems able to recall him ever using catsup as a condiment." Robert Snell, spokesperson for MoveOn.org said in a written statement.

Snell further stated that they have documents which prove that Bush never used catsup during that period, but are currently under investigation due to some violiation of the Patriot Act II: The Electric Boogaloo.

The Democrats were quick to take advantage of this situation, Al Gore was quoted saying "How can a man, who is in charge of the number one catsup producing nation, never have served it on anything he ever ate? Not only is it grossly deviant, it is a sign of a man completely out of touch with the common man."

A unidentified spokesperson for the Bush campaign made statements that Bush indeed used catsup frequently, and in the past, and that these allegations are simply distractions from the War on Terror.

Report has it that Bush has organized a cook out to be held in the back lawn of the White House where hot dogs, hamburgers, and freedom fries, will be served and "We'll drown them all in a sea of Hunt's catsup, like we always have." According to First Lady, Laura Bush.

[twentyshots]

Bravo. Due, you have real skills at this. it is almost frightening.

[aqualou]

Originally posted by back2vinyl
Did you know Kerry doesn't even use Heinz ketsup? He uses Hunts "because it tastes better". What a bastard. Better going with what you truly believe then lying to the public for your vested interest in corporate greed. I don't know who that could be?