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the happy prole
22 Sep 2004, 12:24 AM
to screw in a light bulb?

None, they only screw the poor.

yuk,yuk.

Now how many drummers does it take?

Happy Birthday BigSugar!
tobedawg
22 Sep 2004, 12:37 AM
Wow!! It's Big Sug's Birthday?!!

Happy Birthday to my favorite Right wing poster!!!
ApplesauceDave
22 Sep 2004, 12:56 AM
Sorry, but at 2am, you only get an unenthusiastic birthday greeting.

happy birthday and such.
the-dude
22 Sep 2004, 01:07 AM
Originally posted by tobedawg
Wow!! It's Big Sug's Birthday?!!

Happy Birthday to my favorite Right wing poster!!!
BigSug really is my favorite conservative poster. I underestimated Sug once, but I wont do it again. :)
AngelV
22 Sep 2004, 04:34 AM
Anyone with a Dulli avatar is alright. :D

http://www.cathe.com/greeting_card/Happy_Birthday_5.jpg
Duemellon
22 Sep 2004, 05:57 AM
Happy birthday Board Shark guy u..
c-lando
22 Sep 2004, 07:07 AM
happy happy
birthday birthday
akip
22 Sep 2004, 07:13 AM
my brother's a neo-con, but i still love him.

happy birthday!
vivalamusica
22 Sep 2004, 07:16 AM
Happy B-day, Sug! Hope it's a sweet one.
supra-genius
22 Sep 2004, 07:25 AM
Hopefully he will invite us all down to Costa Suga to hang with him and all of the topless native girls...:D
BigSugar
22 Sep 2004, 02:21 PM
Thanx all. I was out busy freeing innocent detainees from the clutches of "the man" today. Good news: I won. Bad news: I don't have a beer in my hand right now. But i will later, and if ya'll is smart, you'll come to the MPMF Cd Release at Jefferson Hall and join me! as my good friend Randy "The Macho Man" Savage used to say "Ohhhhhhh yeeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhh!!"

PS: It's rainy season in Costa Suga, but the whitewater is running nice and high! Come on down! Guaro for everyone!
yvette7ica
22 Sep 2004, 02:32 PM
Happy Birthday you smarmy bastard!! :D
Urge26
22 Sep 2004, 02:36 PM
I can always relate to a fellow Dulli fan......

http://members.aol.com/negop/toast.jpg
monkey neck
22 Sep 2004, 02:57 PM
Don't show up too early to the VRWC meeting tonight. Don't ask why. You'll see. We just need a little time. It involves meat hooks.


Happy Bday, mang.
BigSugar
22 Sep 2004, 02:59 PM
Originally posted by monkey neck
Don't show up too early to the VRWC meeting tonight. Don't ask why. You'll see. We just need a little time. It involves meat hooks.


Happy Bday, mang.

geez! FINALLY we get to unveil Osama! I'm just glad to have his capture associated with my birthday!

ummm......all you freaky leftwingnuts ignore that last part. nothing to see here......carry on.
slow-dog
22 Sep 2004, 04:06 PM
I mentioned that everyone's birthday is now celebrated on Jan 1st, but since I'm here, happy belated birthday!
IPrayForSound
22 Sep 2004, 04:09 PM
Mr. Sug,

Tonight I will buy you a beer. You will NOT buy me a beer.

Love,
Huh?
BigSugar
23 Sep 2004, 10:16 AM
IPFS brother man, sorry i missed that beer! my family decided to have a surprise dinner for me, so i kinda got tied up til late. the dinner was lovely, but the pony rides make me a little uncomfortable. :)
postfeminist
23 Sep 2004, 10:29 AM
whoa, me & sug have b'days within four days of each other? who woulda thunk it?

i hope it was great, ya nut! :)
RedRage
23 Sep 2004, 03:24 PM
Originally posted by the happy prole
to screw in a light bulb?

None, they only screw the poor.



Funny thing is though, it's the Dems that really screw the poor.
ianalex20
23 Sep 2004, 03:33 PM
Originally posted by RedRage


Funny thing is though, it's the Dems that really screw the poor.

SShhhhhhhhh!!!
ApplesauceDave
23 Sep 2004, 03:35 PM
Um...

I was under the impression that it was a joke.

And it was a birthday thread, not a politics thread.
the happy prole
23 Sep 2004, 07:40 PM
Yeah, total joke. Relax, people. I was just having some fun.

Everyone knows it's the attorneys that screw the poor.
Shrike
24 Sep 2004, 11:53 AM
Happy belated stepping out of the womb day.