Exploding U.S. Ass Trade Deficit

[FitterHappier]

According to the Food and Agricultural Organization of the United Nations (FAO), the U.S. imports nearly 55 times more asses than it exports.
U.S. Ass Imports: 22,826 head
U.S. Ass Exports: 418 head

Niger dominates the ass exporting market with a total of 7,852 head.
The French are the second largest ass importers, adding 5,140 head to their annual population of asses.

Note: all data are for 2002

[bluelupis]

WTF do we use asses for? All I can think of is takin em down the Grand Canyon.

[bluelupis]

That's alotta ass! "How much is too much ass?"

[Duemellon]

Originally posted by bluelupis
That's alotta ass! "How much is too much ass?" http://www.goingfaster.com/darkthoughts/bigass.jpg

[aqualou]

I will tell you this
Noone's importing anything
Into this man's ass

[FitterHappier]

Originally posted by bluelupis
WTF do we use asses for? All I can think of is takin em down the Grand Canyon.

Asses are passive by nature, but will aggressively protect their young, and can be trained to protect sheep and goats as well. Asses will not hesitate to attack and trample large dogs or even humans if they perceive the animal to be a threat.

Asses are used as companions for weaned foals and for nervous, injured, or recovering animals. They have a calming, soothing effect on the animals and help to reduce the stress of traumatic situations.

Asses are also being used as companion animals in recreational riding programs for children and for mentally and physically handicapped people. Their affectionate, calm, patient disposition make them ideal for use as a companion for other livestock and people.

The cost of population control of feral asses in North America and Europe have been appreciable in some areas. Feral asses may contribute to habitat degradation and erosion, particularly in areas where they are not native.

[bluelupis]

Well okay then. I am now educated in the many forms of ass usage. Mr. Fitt, you sir are an ass connoisseur. Cheers.

[Rafe]

Originally posted by FitterHappier
Feral assesYou really have to keep an eye on those fuckers, mate!

[wdwrongforum]

I wanna be an exported ass. I should have exported my ass while I still had family in other countries, now they have all moved back here. What a dumbass I was. Does anyone know of an economical way I can export my ass? I'm serious.

[bluelupis]

Originally posted by wdwrongforum
I wanna be an exported ass. I should have exported my ass while I still had family in other countries, now they have all moved back here. What a dumbass I was. Does anyone know of an economical way I can export my ass? I'm serious.
Are you willing to stomp on large dogs that threaten your sheep? Are you passive? Are you willing to carry pee pants kids on your back in circles? Can you drink large amounts of liquid from a bucket? Yes?

Sorry I can not export you anywhere but if that is all you - I'll marry ya! :D

[DaysWithoutEnd]

Originally posted by aqualou
I will tell you this
Noone's importing anything
Into this man's ass

LOL. You must really be into exporting.

[wdwrongforum]

Originally posted by bluelupis

Are you willing to stomp on large dogs that threaten your sheep? Are you passive? Are you willing to carry pee pants kids on your back in circles? Can you drink large amounts of liquid from a bucket? Yes?

Sorry I can not export you anywhere but if that is all you - I'll marry ya! :D


If having my beer in a bucket while I'm hanging out with the kids watching sheep & stomping dogs is what you were thinking - it sounds like a hell of a lot more fun than my last job.

Your on, where's my ring crazy ass ;)

P.S. I love kids but any kid thats around me will have a clean tushy. It's the least I can do for the little buggers.