She looks happy to be there...

[matt]

She's either swearing in or telling the commission to piss off.

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/ALLPOLITICS/04/13/911.commission/top.2.reno.911.commission.jpg

[bluelupis]

I swear to tell the whole truth and nuthin' but the truth. Bill is not my son
http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/ALLPOLITICS/04/13/911.commission/top.2.reno.911.commission.jpg

But you...you said you loved me!
http://images.usatoday.com/life/cyber/_photos/bill-gates-ces-story.jpg

Bill are these allegations true? Are you not the son of this man woman?
http://www.larochecreative.com/judge.jpg

Wwweelllll.... those are just silly little trivial facts. Easily side stepped and explained just like your 9/11 there.

http://www.internetweekly.org/images/gates_janet_reno_2.jpg

Damn it Bill! I need you to tell the truth! How can you be my son? You don't even have a giant tooth like mine. This is my true son! You had him murdered and put on display like an animal. Just so you get get closer to me. How sick, how utterly inhuman. I can not believe I ever loved you.
http://www.newsmax.com/images/headlines/renodenies.jpg

http://www.cinefex.com/backissues/number25.jpg

B..b..bb.ut He IS inhuman! I on the other hand AM human and loved you! But now .... I don't need you. I don't need any of you! Do you know who I am? DO YOU!!?? I will snuff you all like a cigarette. I am Bill Gates. I am Janet Reno's love child. Damn you. Damn you all!! Look what you have done. 9-11 was a cover up! Can't you see? SHE covered it up and hid me from the world. What will it take? http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,267898,00.jpg

Your honor. We the committee find Janet Reno to be Janet Reno. We're Teletubbies god damn it! Whaddya want? Fuck you and give us our god damn tele custard before whup up on dat ass. Bitch.
http://www.linkworthy.com/Pics/teletubbies.jpg

Sorry.... bored. very very bored. Now back to the previously programmed ..program or something like that

[RedWoods]

and to think i thought of you as being one cool cat.

[tobedawg]

That was funny bluelupis!!!

I think Bill Gates is the secret lovechild of Janet Reno and Elton John.. (after being with Janet Reno, Elton was ruined for all other women).

[Duemellon]

why do we need story threads in Randomville at all?

[yvette7ica]

Bluelupis, that was beautiful. *wiping tear from eye*

[Fourthisto]

And I thought I was bored at work, blue. You're still my boy, even if you want to look like Penelope Cruz. ..... weirdo.

[Rafe]

That was a post of true genius, bluelupis.